Man,
come with us please!
To the land of Jayavarman,
with all the temples to lease!
Dear Securities Commission,
your study guide sucks,
full of typos and omissions,
it’s worth only some muck.
Pray for a cup of coffee,
Maybe for whatever fee,
Pray a peek at your face,
Maybe for a heart’s pace.
Saint Santorum needed Michigan,
But he couldn’t get enough Republicans,
“Damn it Mitt,” said the senator,
“I’m going with the Democrat electors.”
Oh forlorn college days,
of frustrating algorithm on silly Matlab,
Did the hard work really pay?
Bloomberg does it with a keyboard tab.