So yeah, some narrow minded and paranoia people in local authority arrested hundreds of people for attending a black metal show near Kuala Lumpur about last week. Moral police that have nothing else to do but masturbate on their supposedly moral superiority, instead of using it on real crime, used up precious police resources to harrass black metal fans. These moral police insist that those fans are worshipping the devils. Well, moral police are wrong. They are attacking the wrong group.
How do I know? In The Star today:

Moral police should act against the real Devils worshippers. This cult must be stopped immediately!Our hope in stopping these misguided souls that also pray to manure now lies in the hand of our heroes the moral police! Moral police! We need you!
Praise Burton Albion for doing God’s work in holding the Devils down. This might give time for Malaysian moral police to get their act together!
Manchester United fans, watchout. Believe it or not, you might be next.
p/s – alert, alert! Stupid moral police on the loose. Kosmo! editors and the article’s author need to resign on ground of stupidity.