This is a real notice!!! Yeah…right….whatever…alright deVries…I’m on your Physics!!!…Arghh..Calculus??? Freak..Khateeb…Wanna post your poem here?
WANTED
Adam Ariffin
For killing Gaia with cyanide & ozone.
Reward: A better Earth
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gate, the angel tells Ford, “Well, you’ve been such a good guy and your invention, the car, changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want in heaven.”
So, Henry Ford thinks about it and says, “I wanna hang with Adam, the first man.” So, the angel points Adam out to Ford.
When Ford gets to Adam, Ford asks, “Hey, aren’t you the inventor of the woman?”
Adam says, “Yes.”
“Well, says Ford, “You have some major design flaws in your invention:
1. There’s too much front end protrusion.
2. It chatters at high speeds.
3. The rear end wobbles too much.
4. And the intake is placed too close to the exhaust.”
“Hmmm…”, says Adam, “Hold on.” So Adam goes to the celestial supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the results. The computer prints out a slip of paper and Adam reads it.
He then says to Henry Ford, “It may be that my invention is flawed, but according to the stellar computer, more men are riding my invention than yours.”
