[1711] Of tailgate party in front of the Kelana Jaya Stadium tomorrow

The mercury is rising out there. With the Deputy Prime Minister has been accused of being linked to murder, a former Deputy Prime Minister accused of having too much fun while rumor of the announcement of emergency tomorrow, I think it is time to chill out a bit. There will be a huge gathering tomorrow. Initially supposed to bitch about greater fuel prices, Anwar Ibrahim is expected to make some big announcement. But us commoners should just let the big boys play the slugfest. We should just go up and enjoy the Sunday.

Tomorrow in front of the Kelana Jaya Stadium, let us drive our MPV, set up the grill and have a tailgate party prior to an announcement by Anwar Ibrahim that, according to a friend which heard from a trusted source which in turn was informed by the American intelligence, may set in motion a coup d’tat.

Bring a tent too. It will be hot tomorrow. Or rain. It is Malaysian weather after all. It is worse than Malaysian politics as you can imagine. In any case, you certainly will not want to miss the drama.

Forget not to marinate your chicken and beef and lamb and other edible stuff. And some turkey too, just in case we need to visit the Turkish embassy. But please, please, do not bring cat, dog or any exotic meat. Maybe some paddy chicken is alright since we expect a lot of human-sized frogs on Sunday.

And oh, if you plan to have a barbeque tomorrow, marinate your stuff today!

We could throw some balls too and play catch. And maybe, get your children to fly the flags of PKR. You know, like how they do on every football Saturday?

A coup d’tat? Sounds like a French delight, do you not think so? We must celebrate with clam chowder soup with french fries and maybe with some croissants with cheese. Haha. Instead of a civil war, we would probably go to war with the French over this. Aux armes citoyens!

And oh yes. Do not forget your “I Oppose Fuel Subsidy” banner tomorrow! Or “Change Your Lifestyle!” Or “Tian Chua for Prime Minister!”