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Humor

[1235] Of new bloggers’ union, the STFU

We have Bloggers United, we have All-Blogs and now we have PABS. Bah!

I want to form a blogger union too and mine shall be called as the IAABAIWTFMOATAYCSMFDSSSTFU. Given that the name of my union is undeniably too mouthful, the acronym of the acronym is IWTFMOASSTFU. For the sake of simplicity, let us just call it STFU.

STFU, or its full name, I Am A Blogger And I Want To Form My Own Association Too And You Cannot Stop Me From Doing So So Stop Taking Fresh Underwear, is dedicated to a union without fresh underwear.

I am currently the pro-tem president, deputy president, the secretary, the treasurer and everything an union should have. The union has its own god and guess who is that god?

Come, let us all join STFU.

And oh, free generic invisible condoms for the first 10 bloggers to sign up. To all pro-bloggers, we will offer you free high quality invisible condoms if you sell STFU some space on your blog. C’mon, throw your mind away and come and grab these free condoms!

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Sports

[1234] Of let us jeopardize the future of our soccer by supporting the Red Devils

As a junior at Michigan during one autumn, I took an economics class instructed by a professor with sharp sense of humor. At one time, he shared a conversation he had with his young daughter. The daughter had two choices: an ice cream today or a trip to Disney World next week; having both is not an acceptable answer. While many of in the class would choose the latter, the daughter opted for an ice cream today. He went to lament humorously on how short term a child’s investment horizons could be. From then on, he touched briefly on the instant gratification hypothesis. Fast forwards several years on the other side of the planet, that child is Malaysia, that ice cream is the Manchester United match and that Disney World is the Asian Cup.

I understand that preferences differ across individuals but the Malaysian preference is remarkably short term in nature that it brings the instant gratification hypothesis to another level altogether. For the uninitiated, a short background on the issue is required if one is to comprehend what is going on.

Malaysia — along with three other Southeast Asia countries — is hosting the Asian Cup, a continental wide soccer tournament this July. One tiny detail requires the hosts of the tournament to concentrate on the Asian Cup. Malaysia however plans to have a match with Manchester United during the Asian Cup tournament and that is causing AFC as well as FIFA discomfort. Both have requested Malaysia to cancel or postpone the match and concentrate on the Asian Cup instead, or face severe punishment the might include membership suspension from AFC. Initially, Malaysia through the Football Association of Malaysia seems to adhere with the directive but then, somehow, the Prime Minister of Malaysia felt the need to jump into the fray and directed the Manchester United match to go on regardless.

I find it odd that the Prime Minister and the Cabinet need to intervene in the matter. I fully trust, whatever the decision might be, the Football Association of Malaysia is able to handle the matter. Trivial matters such as this does not deserve the Prime Minister’s attention, unlike a national disaster. Moreover, Iran had its membership in FIFA suspended because of government interference on soccer matters and it is possible for Malaysia to find itself in the same scenario Iran had gone through. In my opinion, the threat of suspension far exceed any benefit we might gain from government intervention, as far as this issue is concerned.

I find it disappointing that the Malaysian government has opted to jeopardize our relationship with AFC and FIFA simply because of the Manchester United match. I cannot overstate the fact that gain from the match is short term in nature. It brings limited one-time monetary returns and does not contribute to the development of our soccer. Surely nobody would believe that a match with Manchester United would improve the quality of Malaysia soccer. Relationship with AFC and FIFA on the other hand would allow continuous exposure for the benefits of Malaysian soccer.

After all that, the question that needs answering is this: if AFC and FIFA decide to suspend Malaysia’s membership, what is going to happen with our already sad state of soccer?

Are we going to be a soccer hermit because of Manchester United?

If we turn our back on AFC and FIFA now, would we be given a chance to host the Asian Games, the World Cup or the Olympics in the future?

I would say dump Manchester United, make Asian Cup a success and secure our relationship with AFC and FIFA. Or at least, postpone the match after the Asian Cup.

Categories
History & heritage

[1233] Of we would have been citizens of Langkasuka

Did you know that the name of a 2nd century Malay kingdom — Langkasuka — was considered as a name of a country that achieved independence on August 31, 1957?

See page 46 and 47 of Early Mapping of Southeast Asia by Thomas Suarez for more information.

If the name had been adopted, many more people would probably realize that Malay and Malaysian history go all the way back beyond the 15th and the 16th century Malacca.

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Personal

[1232] Of royally screwed

There is a Board of Directors meeting tomorrow and I have to prepare a paper for it.

I am so screwed.

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Liberty

[1231] Of AllMalaysian Blogger Project might not be a friend of free speech

Routine called me to get my daily dose of Project Petaling Street, a Malaysian blogtal. The zeitgeist at the particular moment I surfed the blogtal was AllMalaysian Blogger Project, a site run by The Star, in association with Genting.

Curious, I checked it out and found this:

What is it?

The AllMalaysian Bloggers Project (AMBP) is an undertaking of the folks behind the AllMalaysia.info website, all of whom believe strongly in the freedom of speech.

All good and dandy but:

Who is it for?

Malaysian bloggers. Your blog can be about anything – as long as it’s not subversive..

Define subversive. To whom?

I am tired of pretender. Freedom of speech, kononnya

Mohd Hafiz Noor Shams. Some rights reserved Mohd Hafiz Noor Shams. Some rights reserved Mohd Hafiz Noor Shams. Some rights reserved

p/s — I have received information that AllMalaysian Blogger Project has changed the wording of the offending sentence. Now, roughly two days after I blogged about it, the word subversive is gone and replaced with unlawful:

Malaysian bloggers. Your blog can be about anything – as long as it’s not unlawful, pornographic or in, er, bad taste – but only those with a Malaysian slant will be considered for contest prizes.

But, but, but… Thomas Jefferson said:

I do not add ‘within the limits of the law’ because law is often but the tyrant’s will, and always so when it violates the rights of the individual.

Hehehe…