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[2420] Did I tell you I love WordPress?

I initially had a webpage on Geocities. I did not update it too often and the content was very basic because it was a hassle to keep changing the page all the time. I was also new to HTML.

Then Blogger came along. Less coding and more writing.

I started to write, or blog, more frequently until my blog was getting too big for the whatever system Blogger was using to become reliable. Posting an entry was an extreme pain.

After thinking long and hard, I migrated to WordPress. Blogger did improve later but the boat has sailed.

I have been on WordPress for roughly five years now and it has been great. Everything is seamless. If there is any problem, I can almost immediately solve it by myself without relying on tech support. Customization is easy and the plugins are rich and awesome. I am in almost complete control of the whole blog, save my dependency on my web host, which I am thinking of changing due to its

The introduction of Widget made my life online far, far more convenient that I care to remember. I no longer have to add code lines, which is always a messy affair for an amateur like me. All I needed to do are upload some files and click enable. The plugin will be online soon after.

And for the past few weeks, the introduction of Jetpack has made it even more convenient.

I am unsure why I love Jetpack so much. I could install the plugins by myself and Jetpack only aggregates those plugins. Furthermore, I already have the plugins that I want. So, big deal.

Yet, it is giving me a lot of satisfaction using WordPress. Right now, I am in the process of deleting redundant plugins that are independent of the ones provided in Jetpack.

Maybe that is it. It makes the whole business cleaner.

And I like clean. And I love WordPress.

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Humor Liberty

[1599] Of it is STFU, not ALL BLOGS!

Jeff Ooi said:

I am not trying to be cheeky, but if Shabery Cheek wants to meet the blogging community, the first person he should call is Rocky Bru, the president of ALL BLOGS (National Alliance of Bloggers). [Just being cheeky about bloggers? Screenshots. March 23 2008]

A reason why bloggers are hard to deal with is the anarchic nature of the whole business. Every blogger is an independent individual with no queen of the hive acting as central command. So, when Jeff said if the Information Minister wants to speak to the blogging community, the Minister should first talk to Rocky Bru, I would like to say, I did not elect Rocky Bru or ALL BLOGS for that matter, as my representative.

In fact, the Minister should meet the president of the STFU, which is me! Hah!

A better engagement would involve an open invitation to all bloggers to discuss on whatever the Minister wants to discuss about and not with just one blogger or some shoddy association which claims to represent local bloggers. But even that is useless.

The best method is to read the relevant blogs, watch the beauty of free speech in action and practice it offline.

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Humor

[1235] Of new bloggers’ union, the STFU

We have Bloggers United, we have All-Blogs and now we have PABS. Bah!

I want to form a blogger union too and mine shall be called as the IAABAIWTFMOATAYCSMFDSSSTFU. Given that the name of my union is undeniably too mouthful, the acronym of the acronym is IWTFMOASSTFU. For the sake of simplicity, let us just call it STFU.

STFU, or its full name, I Am A Blogger And I Want To Form My Own Association Too And You Cannot Stop Me From Doing So So Stop Taking Fresh Underwear, is dedicated to a union without fresh underwear.

I am currently the pro-tem president, deputy president, the secretary, the treasurer and everything an union should have. The union has its own god and guess who is that god?

Come, let us all join STFU.

And oh, free generic invisible condoms for the first 10 bloggers to sign up. To all pro-bloggers, we will offer you free high quality invisible condoms if you sell STFU some space on your blog. C’mon, throw your mind away and come and grab these free condoms!

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[1231] Of AllMalaysian Blogger Project might not be a friend of free speech

Routine called me to get my daily dose of Project Petaling Street, a Malaysian blogtal. The zeitgeist at the particular moment I surfed the blogtal was AllMalaysian Blogger Project, a site run by The Star, in association with Genting.

Curious, I checked it out and found this:

What is it?

The AllMalaysian Bloggers Project (AMBP) is an undertaking of the folks behind the AllMalaysia.info website, all of whom believe strongly in the freedom of speech.

All good and dandy but:

Who is it for?

Malaysian bloggers. Your blog can be about anything – as long as it’s not subversive..

Define subversive. To whom?

I am tired of pretender. Freedom of speech, kononnya

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p/s — I have received information that AllMalaysian Blogger Project has changed the wording of the offending sentence. Now, roughly two days after I blogged about it, the word subversive is gone and replaced with unlawful:

Malaysian bloggers. Your blog can be about anything – as long as it’s not unlawful, pornographic or in, er, bad taste – but only those with a Malaysian slant will be considered for contest prizes.

But, but, but… Thomas Jefferson said:

I do not add ‘within the limits of the law’ because law is often but the tyrant’s will, and always so when it violates the rights of the individual.

Hehehe…

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[1229] Of BUM 2007

So, yeah. I was at the blogger gathering Bloggers United Malaysia Gathering 2007. I arrived at the place right on the dot but, then, Malaysian time, you know. Since almost everybody came after 1800, the whole event started late. The infamous snowball effect got on and later, a rather healthy guy riled up, sort of asking why he had to wait for dinner.

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By luck, I met former schoolmate Nik Nazmi. I was quite happy to see him because finally, someone that I personally know!

Apparently though, sitting right beside him was a mistake. At the event, he became a favorite punch bag of anti-KJ fraction in UMNO. You know, the pro-Mahathir, anti-Pak Lah kind of thing. I had to endure a relatively heated debate that I rather not go into at that particular point of time.

With them coming up with racial nationalistic tone assaulting PKR’s New Economic Agenda, I felt sympathy for the friend of mine whom stood his ground, despite me myself do not quite buy into the PKR’s NEA. I do not quite buy it for an entire different reason however.

Apart from me, there were two other persons listening quietly to the debate. I do think he managed to secure at least three votes from that table, if he decides to run for office.

Elizabeth Wong shared the same table with me. First time meeting her in person. The last time was through a video conferencing at Stanford. According to sources, she will need to wear burqa soon.

Finally met Nat, a fellow blogger at Metroblogging Kuala Lumpur, of whom has yet to write his first post. I think he was the first person to hold a conversation me at the event. Friendly.

Also met his girlfriend, Li Tsin, (Politikus). I was surprised to discover that she knew my name and recognized my face. And, she seemed to be estatic about meeting Kenny Sia.

And oh, Kenny Sia, the big man himself, was there, at least, in the latter part of the event. His flight to KL was delayed. I half expected him to crack joke all the time. But he did not.

Then there was Mob. Not quite whom I had imagine he would be. I thought he would be this one angry big man. Hey, with all of his posters, it was hard to think of otherwise.

And John Lee, apparently, became a star by his own right.

There was Rikey. Seemingly angry that nobody knew he was there.

One of the organizers, Howsy is another guy whom I thought would be one of those Krakatoan people whom would explode at any moment. Instead, just as Marina Mahathir said, he is as cute as his cartoon (OMG! They killed Kenny! You bastard). So, okay, maybe little Krakatoa.

There was Mahaguru, being a little bit too friendly. I knew the gathering theme was engage and embrace but I did not know I had to do it literally.

Desi turned out to be an veteran. He had his own books on sale at a book stand but I had only RM20 to spare. According to my weekly budget. I needed the rest of my money to fly off to Australia!

To think of it, I had thought the mean and median of attendees would be young. Quite the contrary, I most likely I sat on the 4th quartile of the normal curve!

Lucia Lai was quiet. Or maybe, I took no initiative to talk to too many people.

Lulu was there. No, no. Not that Lulu. Or that Lulu. It is Lulu instead!

Shook hand with Tony Pua, Jeff Ooi and another person that I cannot remember, among others.

While a few people introduced me to other people as a green libertarian, Tian Chua introduced himself to me as some strain of anarcho-syndicalist and he thought I am a leftie. I certainly am not so.

Met Sharon Bakar. She thought my face looks similar to one of her students at the Malay College. Could it be, she asked? I replied, “I’m far too young for that (possibility)”.

At the very end, Nat, Tikus, Desi, Mob, Lucia, Nik Nazmi and me enjoyed a round of teh tarik in Subang Jaya, talking about a matter that Desi sternly warned shall not be blogged. Before he told us that, I was thinking, hmm…

And oh yeah, managed to watch Drogba fooled van der Sar! Yeah baby yeah!

After the day ended, there were too many names to remember and I needed a break: