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[43] Of two conversations at the University of Michigan

The following is a real life scenario.Prof. Daniel Chan was teaching Calculus 3 with his British accent in Dennisson 260

Prof Chan : A Kookabura flies with a semicircular projection. Find the vector of the kookabura if this point is (0, 1, 1).

Anonymous student : Hmm…

Prof Chan : Here is how you do it. First…

(He was showing the class the method of solving a particular 3D vector problem until…)

Prof Chan : Therefore, the answer is + t. Any questions? Yeah, at the back…

Anonymous student : What’s a kookabura?

Me : Hahahahahahaha…!!!

Prof Chan : You’re supposed to ask me about the vector but well, a kookabura is…

More recent real life conversation

South Quad, Dining Hall 1.

Khateeb : Okay, tomorrow you are going to wake up at 7.

Unmesh : Seven? Are you crazy? Why?

Khateeb : Because you are going to help me to find a place to live for the fall semester. We are going to knock on every door in Ann Arbor.

Me : What? You don’t have to do that. You just have to check the paper for any vacancy. There are advertisements in there.

Joey : Knock, knock, is there a brain in there? No, it’s empty.

Khateeb : Grrrrr…

Me : Joey, you better run.

(Joey looked scared.)

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[42] Of Adam versus Ford

This is a real notice!!! Yeah…right….whatever…alright deVries…I’m on your Physics!!!…Arghh..Calculus??? Freak..Khateeb…Wanna post your poem here?

WANTED
Adam Ariffin
For killing Gaia with cyanide & ozone.
Reward: A better Earth

Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gate, the angel tells Ford, “Well, you’ve been such a good guy and your invention, the car, changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want in heaven.”

So, Henry Ford thinks about it and says, “I wanna hang with Adam, the first man.” So, the angel points Adam out to Ford.

When Ford gets to Adam, Ford asks, “Hey, aren’t you the inventor of the woman?”

Adam says, “Yes.”

“Well, says Ford, “You have some major design flaws in your invention:

1. There’s too much front end protrusion.

2. It chatters at high speeds.

3. The rear end wobbles too much.

4. And the intake is placed too close to the exhaust.”

“Hmmm…”, says Adam, “Hold on.” So Adam goes to the celestial supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the results. The computer prints out a slip of paper and Adam reads it.

He then says to Henry Ford, “It may be that my invention is flawed, but according to the stellar computer, more men are riding my invention than yours.”

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[41] Of secularism is an answer to religious hatred

Looks like this web log won’t be moving out of Blogger after all. Geocities will be charging fee for FTP service and I won’t pay anything for that service. Oh well, it seems that I have to stay here a little bit longer. I have to get out from Blogger because I found out that Blogger’s servers are quite unreliable at times. The University of Michigan’s servers will be more reliable.

Moving on the world news…

India is suffering its worst civil unrest in this new millennium. It is sad to see the Muslims and the Hindus are killing each other just because they are having different religions. History has told us that the Muslims and the Hindus can’t get along very well. The greatest manifestation is the separation of British India into two single entities, India and Pakistan. Mahatma Gandhi regretted this but it was necessary to prevent what is happening in Gujarat at that time.

India, one of the giant of Asia and I want nothing but its success for I believe in the Japan’s Asia for Asia.

I just want to see peace, not war. It hurts me even more when I saw a picture where a Muslim man stood in the middle of a Hindu mob, begging for his live. I hope he received mercy from the Hindus.

While the Hindus are doing what they are doing, certainly the Muslims will retaliate. Nobody will just sit down and see their brothers and sisters being burnt to death. I will certainly not but an eye for an eye makes the whole world goes blind. Truly, the solution to this could only be one thing – secularism, a state where religion plays no important roles in the executive administration. This word is one of the most misunderstood ideas in the Muslim world.

Secularism is not bad for Islam or for any other religion. Of course, I would dream the era when the Islamic Civilization ruled supreme to return. The greatness of another Alhambra or Baghdad would be the best thing to see. Unfortunately, the world is becoming smaller and smaller, allowing everyone to meet everybody; ideas and beliefs clash. Only secularism allows a peaceful interaction between different ideologies.

Secularism doesn’t mean religion is not acceptable to any kind of social life. I believe a belief in God is necessary to maintain some social order but the freedom to believe freely without being discriminated must be allowed. Only through this, peace can somewhat be attained.

This notion doesn’t clash with my idea of restricted freedom. I believe in restricted freedom of expression and secularism does this best. However, my view of secularism doesn’t book a place for Turkey’s style. I don’t believe in Turkish secularism for it is restricting the very freedom for different societies to interact with one and another freely.
For India, secularism might the answer to its woe. Its ruling party is an Hindu-biased party and this must be the fuel that is burning hatred among its people although I can certainly see some restrains in that party in enforcing Hindu-styled state.

It’s sad to see the world is suffering from hatred.

It’s sad to see Ann Arbor is snowing again. Sigh…

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[40] Of almost done with www.earthinc.da.ru

I’m nearly done with The __earth Inc. latest site. It is at www.earthInc.da.ru. Once completed, “I am above grammar…” will be moved permanently out of Blogger. However, if any complication occurs, Make sure to visit The __mars Inc., an afflitrate of The __earth Inc. The url for The __mars Inc. will be released later.

Save the Earth, Love the Earth…

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[39] Of Milosevic was only defending his homeland

I’ve never thought a spring break would be this boring. Ann Arbor seems like a cowboy town even when the Sun shines the day brilliantly. My only hope is that I won’t rot in my room.

However, I just received my first copy of National Geographic Magazine yesterday. After about six months of its absence from my life, I welcome the magazine with an overjoyed heart. Its arrival is a goodly-timed arrival. No other time would be most suitable for it. If it had reached me later, certainly my only activity will be hibernation.
Oh how I remember its distinct smell, its distinct yellow border design, its interesting articles and its magnificent photographs. It reminds me of my younger days. It reminds me how innocent I was when I was small. It brings back sweet memories and usually, memory tells, when I was small, I would just stare at the front page, tantalized. Remembering that vivid memory, I tried to savor the front cover which features diamonds on a strawberry but what caught my eyes this time was not the red-monopolized photograph of the strawberry but rather, an article entitled “Danube River: Harmony and Discord”.

I know what the Danube is from listening to Johann Strauss’ classic – Blue Danube. Feeling interested, I skipped all of the other sections and immediately was amazed by a picture featuring the ruins of the Freedom Bridge, a bridge that once ran across the Danube in Novi Sad before it was bombed by NATO a few years ago.

Yugoslavia is the home of the Slovakian culture, the Russia’s closest ally. It’s also the home of Slobodan Milosevic who currently is being tried in the International Court of Justice at The Hague, The Netherlands.

The breaking up of Yugoslavia was the worst event in Europe’s recent history. Through the process of secession, Slovenia, Croatia, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Macedonia and Kosovo were born, leaving Yugoslavia’s only member, Serbia’s naked in the open field. Embarrassed and torn apart, Serbia decided that the other states secession from Yugoslavia is unjustified and must be prevented. Thus, the Balkans War was initiated by Serbian leader named Slobodan Milosevic. Under his command, Serbia sent troops to Bosnia and Croatia but the Bosnians and the Croats fought back with the help of the world community. The war closed its curtain with Serbia announced as the loser. Serbia was shaken and left weakened by the result of the war. During this period of grimness, Kosovo sought a chance for independence and won. Kosovan win did not come easy as the Serb tried hard to deny the independence of Kosovo. Fortunately for Kosovo, the West sees the fall of Yugoslavia as the final victory against the Slovak. The West aided the Kosovas. The Russian too realized this and tried hopelessly to help their ally. In the end, the Kosovo and the world won but nationalism received its major blow.

Back in The Hague, Milosevic is not being charged of genocide. Milosevic is not being tried because of crime against humanity but he is simply being tried because he was just trying to defend his homeland from chaos. Of course, the world community says that Slobodan Milosevic is a monster but if we look more closely, we will find that his struggle is justified and sacred. He was fighting in the name of nationalism.

The media of the West has highlighted the fight for independence as holy but it is true only if one is being invaded by an antagonist. The Afghans War was a war for independence but the Balkans War was not. The Balkans War was a fight for perseverance of a nation. The Balkans War has a lot of similarities with the American Civil War. If Slobodan Milosevic is guilty as charged, then Abraham Lincoln should be tried for committing a crime against humanity and Margerat Thatcher should be jailed for refusing the independence of Northern Ireland. The South was only fighting for its independence. The Irish is only fighting for their independence.

Therefore, I plead to the world for Slobodan Milosevic’s innocence. He was merely defending his homeland. He was just trying to preserve the integrity of the once proud Yugoslavia.