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Politics & government

[1237] koo-koo-ka-choo Mr. Khairy

Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon.
Going to the candidate’s debate.
Laugh about it, shout about it
When you’ve got to choose
Every way you look at this you lose.

— Mrs. Robinson. Simon & Garfunkel

Today in The Star, Khairy runs away from debate:

KUALA LUMPUR: DAP’s economic adviser Tony Pua said his statement on the civil service had been misconstrued by Khairy Jamaluddin and he challenged the Umno Youth deputy chief to a debate on May 30.

Pua said he was issuing an open challenge to Khairy to participate at the public debate on “Civil Service Excellence — Quality Vs Quantity” to be held at the Selangor Chinese Assembly Hall, “or at any place and time of his choosing.”

However, in an immediate response, Khairy said that he would not entertain Pua’s challenge to a debate, adding that it was an attempt by the Opposition to divert the subject to something else. [Khairy misread statement on civil service, says Pua. The Star. May 26 2007]

Remember the last time Khairy tried to challenge another DAP politician?

That was mate in one, not unlike this chicken run on the civil service.

Anyway, roasted chicken anyone?

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Economics

[1236] Of bad pay hike to ruin the civil service

When a disgustingly overweight person gluttonously swallow a plate for four, it is only right for a doctor to kindly advise the person to slow down and go on a healthier diet. It would be almost sinful if the doctor kept his wisdom to himself. In the same light, it is almost sinful not to criticize the Malaysian civil service for going on an unhealthy diet of salary increase.

I believe that I speak within the same wavelength with many others when I say I would like to see a respectable civil service. I would like to see a civil service that creates envy among those not on its payroll. I would like to see a civil service that attracts not contempt but admiration among the public.

The Malaysian civil service could do just that by raising wages and benefits within the institution as well as downsizing. One of two components of the policy has been exercised this week. Unfortunately, it has not been done properly. When the Prime Minister announced the pay hike, it is not a step forward but instead, it is a step backward.

High wages, given proper condition, is a tool to attract the best talents into any organization. Furthermore, wages reflect productivity and productivity between individuals might differ. Hence, there should be variance among wages when productivity levels differ, vertically as well as horizontally. In order words, wages increase across individual of different productivity level should not be uniform, horizontally or vertically, unless productivity itself is uniform.

The hike recently declared by the Prime Minister is clearly being executed without respect to productivity. It seems that everybody is being rewarded equally horizontally and thus, it does not discriminate high and low productivity individuals. Therefore, its carrot and stick model lacks the stick while everybody gets a carrot. In short, the policy is blunt.

While that method might reward deserving individuals with wondrous work effort, it also rewards under-performers. If an organization rewards low performance — as much as high productivity workers, no less — the better workers would sooner or later realize that one would get the same rewards with less effort. Thus, given time, the average productivity would fall toward the lowest point.

This undiscriminating reward system requires resources and the over-generous act of rewarding everybody requires tremendous resources. Scarcity unfortunately is real. Nobody needs an economics degree to know this, save, maybe, the communists. Eventually, there will be insufficient resources to sustain the over-generous model. This unsustainability will bring the civil service back to square one: low paid public sector. Moreover, it prevent the introduction of competitive salary levels across similar productivity levels needed to attract the best talents available.

If the civil service aspires to be the employer of last resort, then the over-generous model might work marvelously well in its favor. As an employer of last resort, the civil service would prefer quantity to quality.

For a respectable civil service, the model must reward performers and punish slackers. What the civil service needs is a proper carrot and stick model. Reward the able, sack the slackers and through this, stop being an employer of last resort. I say it again: increase the salaries within the civil service to competitive market rate and downsize. The civil service must get on a healthier diet.

In the final analysis, the recent hike is a perfect example of blunt and poorly designed policy. Blunt policy, including blanket fuel subsidy among others, creates unintended and possibly adverse consequences. This blunt policy of unselective wages increase in the civil service without attention to productivity in particular will create adverse unintended consequences that will further lower the standard of the Malaysian civil service.

Blunt policy might help the Prime Minister winning an election but it is not good enough to build a better society.

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p/s — I might have unwittingly given the impression that productivity is the only determinant of wages. I apologize but I do not imply as such. Just to clear the air, there are other determinants of wages. One of them is scarcity of skills.

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Humor

[1235] Of new bloggers’ union, the STFU

We have Bloggers United, we have All-Blogs and now we have PABS. Bah!

I want to form a blogger union too and mine shall be called as the IAABAIWTFMOATAYCSMFDSSSTFU. Given that the name of my union is undeniably too mouthful, the acronym of the acronym is IWTFMOASSTFU. For the sake of simplicity, let us just call it STFU.

STFU, or its full name, I Am A Blogger And I Want To Form My Own Association Too And You Cannot Stop Me From Doing So So Stop Taking Fresh Underwear, is dedicated to a union without fresh underwear.

I am currently the pro-tem president, deputy president, the secretary, the treasurer and everything an union should have. The union has its own god and guess who is that god?

Come, let us all join STFU.

And oh, free generic invisible condoms for the first 10 bloggers to sign up. To all pro-bloggers, we will offer you free high quality invisible condoms if you sell STFU some space on your blog. C’mon, throw your mind away and come and grab these free condoms!

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Sports

[1234] Of let us jeopardize the future of our soccer by supporting the Red Devils

As a junior at Michigan during one autumn, I took an economics class instructed by a professor with sharp sense of humor. At one time, he shared a conversation he had with his young daughter. The daughter had two choices: an ice cream today or a trip to Disney World next week; having both is not an acceptable answer. While many of in the class would choose the latter, the daughter opted for an ice cream today. He went to lament humorously on how short term a child’s investment horizons could be. From then on, he touched briefly on the instant gratification hypothesis. Fast forwards several years on the other side of the planet, that child is Malaysia, that ice cream is the Manchester United match and that Disney World is the Asian Cup.

I understand that preferences differ across individuals but the Malaysian preference is remarkably short term in nature that it brings the instant gratification hypothesis to another level altogether. For the uninitiated, a short background on the issue is required if one is to comprehend what is going on.

Malaysia — along with three other Southeast Asia countries — is hosting the Asian Cup, a continental wide soccer tournament this July. One tiny detail requires the hosts of the tournament to concentrate on the Asian Cup. Malaysia however plans to have a match with Manchester United during the Asian Cup tournament and that is causing AFC as well as FIFA discomfort. Both have requested Malaysia to cancel or postpone the match and concentrate on the Asian Cup instead, or face severe punishment the might include membership suspension from AFC. Initially, Malaysia through the Football Association of Malaysia seems to adhere with the directive but then, somehow, the Prime Minister of Malaysia felt the need to jump into the fray and directed the Manchester United match to go on regardless.

I find it odd that the Prime Minister and the Cabinet need to intervene in the matter. I fully trust, whatever the decision might be, the Football Association of Malaysia is able to handle the matter. Trivial matters such as this does not deserve the Prime Minister’s attention, unlike a national disaster. Moreover, Iran had its membership in FIFA suspended because of government interference on soccer matters and it is possible for Malaysia to find itself in the same scenario Iran had gone through. In my opinion, the threat of suspension far exceed any benefit we might gain from government intervention, as far as this issue is concerned.

I find it disappointing that the Malaysian government has opted to jeopardize our relationship with AFC and FIFA simply because of the Manchester United match. I cannot overstate the fact that gain from the match is short term in nature. It brings limited one-time monetary returns and does not contribute to the development of our soccer. Surely nobody would believe that a match with Manchester United would improve the quality of Malaysia soccer. Relationship with AFC and FIFA on the other hand would allow continuous exposure for the benefits of Malaysian soccer.

After all that, the question that needs answering is this: if AFC and FIFA decide to suspend Malaysia’s membership, what is going to happen with our already sad state of soccer?

Are we going to be a soccer hermit because of Manchester United?

If we turn our back on AFC and FIFA now, would we be given a chance to host the Asian Games, the World Cup or the Olympics in the future?

I would say dump Manchester United, make Asian Cup a success and secure our relationship with AFC and FIFA. Or at least, postpone the match after the Asian Cup.

Categories
History & heritage

[1233] Of we would have been citizens of Langkasuka

Did you know that the name of a 2nd century Malay kingdom — Langkasuka — was considered as a name of a country that achieved independence on August 31, 1957?

See page 46 and 47 of Early Mapping of Southeast Asia by Thomas Suarez for more information.

If the name had been adopted, many more people would probably realize that Malay and Malaysian history go all the way back beyond the 15th and the 16th century Malacca.