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Naked cylon!
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Naked cylon!
Kesesakan lalu lintas adalah satu kebiasaan bagi Lebuhraya Persekutuan. Kehadiran pemandu-pemandu yang tidak sopan yang sentiasa memotong barisan juga tidak asing. Tambahan lagi, Jumaat semalam bagi saya merupakan satu hari yang dipenuhi dengan permintaan yang tidak munasabah langsung. Mujurlah ada radio sebagai teman yang sentiasa cuba mengalihkan perhatian saya daripada sumber-sumber yang menimbulkan kemarahan. Di radio terpasang frekuensi 93.9FM. Radio 24 yang dikendalikan oleh Bernama sedang menimbangi pandangan orang ramai tentang cara mengatasi kos sara diri yang meningkat dan salah seorang yang berkongsi pendapat berjaya menghiburkan hati saya yang gelisah.
Pengacara bertanya, “Ya, bagaimanakah encik mengatasi peningkatan harga-harga makanan serta minyak?”
Dengan yakinnya, dia menjawab, “Kita mesti kembali kepada agama.”
Sebelum ini, ada pandangan-pandangan yang boleh diterima pakai. Seorang penelefon berkata rakyat tidak perlu panik dan patut terus berbelanja untuk menjana ekonomi negara semasa kesihatan ekonomi terancam. Seorang penyokong Keynesianisme, mungkin.
Ada yang berpendapat yang inilah masanya untuk kita melipat-gandakan usaha untuk menambahkan pendapatan. Seorang lagi menyaran supaya rakyat meneliti perbelanjaan seharian dengan menyediakan bajet tahunan. Perbelanjaan yang kurang penting haruslah dipotong.
Boleh dikatakan rata-rata, kebanyakan pendapat yang dikongsi biasa didengari, kecuali apabila agama ditawarkan sebagai ubat kepada kos sara hidup yang tinggi.
Pengacara rancangan radio itu jelas kurang berpuas hati dengan pandangan itu dan kemudiannya meminta penjelasan lanjut tentang pendapat kembali-kepada-agama.
Tanpa teragak-agak, jawapan yang diberi: “Ini semua satu cubaan daripada Allah.” Dia berasa jika kita bersungguh-sungguh yakin dengan Allah, semua masalah ini akan dapat diselesaikan.
Bagus. Teruskan berdoa tanpa melakukan apa-apa. Buatlah sembahyang hajat dan yakinlah dengan hebat yang agamalah penyelesaian kepada masalah kamu. Tuhan akan menjawab doamu! Yakinlah!
Hahaha. Komedi hari Jumaat.
The mercury is rising out there. With the Deputy Prime Minister has been accused of being linked to murder, a former Deputy Prime Minister accused of having too much fun while rumor of the announcement of emergency tomorrow, I think it is time to chill out a bit. There will be a huge gathering tomorrow. Initially supposed to bitch about greater fuel prices, Anwar Ibrahim is expected to make some big announcement. But us commoners should just let the big boys play the slugfest. We should just go up and enjoy the Sunday.
Tomorrow in front of the Kelana Jaya Stadium, let us drive our MPV, set up the grill and have a tailgate party prior to an announcement by Anwar Ibrahim that, according to a friend which heard from a trusted source which in turn was informed by the American intelligence, may set in motion a coup d’tat.
Bring a tent too. It will be hot tomorrow. Or rain. It is Malaysian weather after all. It is worse than Malaysian politics as you can imagine. In any case, you certainly will not want to miss the drama.
Forget not to marinate your chicken and beef and lamb and other edible stuff. And some turkey too, just in case we need to visit the Turkish embassy. But please, please, do not bring cat, dog or any exotic meat. Maybe some paddy chicken is alright since we expect a lot of human-sized frogs on Sunday.
And oh, if you plan to have a barbeque tomorrow, marinate your stuff today!
We could throw some balls too and play catch. And maybe, get your children to fly the flags of PKR. You know, like how they do on every football Saturday?
A coup d’tat? Sounds like a French delight, do you not think so? We must celebrate with clam chowder soup with french fries and maybe with some croissants with cheese. Haha. Instead of a civil war, we would probably go to war with the French over this. Aux armes citoyens!
And oh yes. Do not forget your “I Oppose Fuel Subsidy” banner tomorrow! Or “Change Your Lifestyle!” Or “Tian Chua for Prime Minister!”
The Kedah state government has come under criticism for its decision to log timber in its water catchment areas. While I disagree with the decision, I feel too many sides are criticizing the state government without providing any solution — with the exception of Sahabat Alam Malaysia (SAM).
Here, I want to offer two solutions to the issue that will leave those trees in peace:
SAM rightly pointed out that Penang needs to compensate Kedah for refraining from logging timber within the water catchment areas from which Penang draws its water supply. In everything that we do, there is always an opportunity cost and Kedah is no different in this respect: one of those costs involves the decision to log or not to log.
A similar idea of compensation was proposed at the United Nations Climate Change Conference held in Bali, Indonesia last year with the objective of halting the destruction of rainforests. The origin of such an idea itself goes back to 1937 when economist Ronald Coase first proposed it. I will not bore you with the economics but what I am trying to do is demonstrate that this idea is not as novel as it sounds.
While SAM gets the idea of Coase, the state-to-state compensation is not as on target as I would like it to be. It does not link the issue with the market and any state-to-state compensation may amount to a water subsidy in the end.
A better compensation method will see consumers themselves compensating the owner of the catchment area and, in this case, the owner is the Kedah state government. This is also the reason why I do not prefer the idea of having the federal government compensating Kedah. This allows the opportunity cost to be included into the water bill of Penang folk. With that, the opportunity cost faced by Kedah will be flipped and eventually provide the state with a chance to reassess its priority. Needless to say, that translates into higher charges for water consumption for Penang folk.
The beauty of this suggestion is that it also encourages water conservation. It reveals the true cost of water to consumers and allows the consumers to appreciate the problem faced by Kedah even more. It is a model for advocating more sustainable water consumption.
The second solution involves property rights. Those who wish for a guaranteed continuous clean water supply from Kedah can purchase rights over the trees or a tract of land within the catchment areas. At the right price, the Kedah state government will sell the rights to the trees and be relieved of the temptation to cut them down. This, of course, only works if the new owners do not succumb to the temptation of cutting down the trees for money.
But the two solutions somewhat digress from my original thought. What I am trying to say is this: please offer solutions. Criticism, however justified, is simply not enough.

p/s — a version of this article was first published by The Malaysian Insider.
I am in a rush but I cannot let this hour past without posting anything.
Happy Fourth of July.