Ah, hell. They’ve already bailed out the financial and the automotive sectors. What is the point of resisting anyway. Let us add another sector into the list in the name of saving jobs.
WASHINGTON (CNN) — Another major American industry is asking for assistance as the global financial crisis continues: Hustler publisher Larry Flynt and Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis said Wednesday they will request that Congress allocate $5 billion for a bailout of the adult entertainment industry.
”The take here is that everyone and their mother want to be bailed out from the banks to the big three,” said Owen Moogan, spokesman for Larry Flynt. ”The porn industry has been hurt by the downturn like everyone else and they are going to ask for the $5 billion. Is it the most serious thing in the world? Is it going to make the lives of Americans better if it happens? It is not for them to determine.” [Porn industry seeks federal bailout. Rebecca Sinderbrand. Mark Preston. CCN Political Ticker. January 7 2008]
Yeah. We do not want to miss those big boobs and the ooh and the aah. No sir. Only socialism could save us all from those lonely nights.
One reply on “[1872] Of save those porn jobs!”
Haha, seriously you must go and get married dude! hahaha…