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[572] Of DAP’s protest at the Indonesian embassy

It was Friday morning and I had nothing to do.

So, upon finding out that DAP was holding a protest in front of the Indonesian embassy in Kuala Lumpur, I decided to crash the party. I must say that I had walked all the way from Jalan Ampang and Jalan Tun Razak to the embassy. I dare say it was a two-kilometer walk in the . I was just singing in the haze, what a glorious feeling and I’m choking again.

I had thought the Indonesian embassy was located nearby the American’s, right across the street. Thought I knew where it was. Unfortunately, that was the Singaporean’s instead. I was so happy to know Singaporeans were there to save the day. (Heh. To my Singaporean friends, I’m just joking. Love you guys. But, er, maybe love is too strong a word)

Anyway, I kept walking on down Jalan Tun Razak until I started to have doubt. So, I stopped by the Japanese embassy and asked for direction. A person at the Japanese embassy told me how to get there but not before asking “Are you walking?” and grinning.

I said, yeah and offered him my thanks. I did say thank you but considering that he was grinning upon learning that I was walking, what I had really wanted to say was FU, in a very mild and polite, eastern tradition.

A few coughing later, there it was – Kedutaan Besar Republik Indonesia.

At the embassy, it seemed that there were more police officers than there were protesters. Nonetheless, there were decent amount of sedated people – which, by the way, was disproportionately Chinese Malaysian. Sigh. DAP really needs to get more members with diverse background. Malaysia desperately needs a party that really transcends racial barriers but that is another lament for another day.

After awhile, Lim Guan Eng, I presume, came out after meeting the Indonesian ambassador. There was a mini press conference too, sort of.

While the DAP guy was courting the press, some Indonesians were probably worried.

And then little publicity with little “Jerebu Ancam Kita. Bayar Ganti Rugi” banner. Basically, DAP is demanding Indonesia to compensate Malaysia for the damages done. More about DAP’s demand is here. Heh, like Indonesia has anything left in its treasury to compensate us.

Know what I really think?

We should send everything to make the fire go away and help Indonesia strengthens its system. Maybe, we should even establish an ASEAN Court, just like the European Court in order to handle contentious transboundary issues. It might sound like a socialist’s prank but accounting for the externality, I’m convinced Malaysia should help Indonesia out even without compensation.

Ever heard about white men’s burden? Well, making sure that the region is stable in every aspect is increasingly becoming Malaysians, Singaporeans and Bruneians’ (is Bruneian the right noun?) burden.

Or, alternatively, we should invade Sumatra. Heh. Worried about the NEP? I’d rather worry about that racist policy than this damn haze.

And walauwei. Mamat ni main CS ke?

And Indonesia will be celebrating their independence day in August. Hence, the banner:

War is peace, ignorance is strength and slavery is freedom, dong!

And finally, ah! The landmark of the city:

No, not that two towers.

p/s – I’m not a member of DAP and I’m definately not a socialist commie.

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[571] Of Ampang, haze and 2008 election

I ran a short errand to Ampang with my mother earlier today. Heh, I’m not sure anymore whether Ampang is part of Kuala Lumpur or Selangor. Whatever it is, I brought my handy camera with me and took the liberty to shoot some photos of Ampang.

From the top of Ampang Point, the view was hardly unexpectable. It was the paramount of a green’s dystopia. Dry, arid, dusty, acrid. There was nothing much to be seen even with a thorough scan of Ampang. The sight was distasteful as well as despicable.

Tried zooming around here and there but the smog made any effort useless.

It’s depressing to know that even Los Angeles has better air quality than Kuala Lumpur currently. I’ve been to Los Angeles and I hate it. And all this is making an overrated Ann Arbor suddenly underrated. I really miss the sweet smell of green grasses, the soft summer wind, the clear blue sky. Can’t believe everything, from the flow of Huron to the whispering of the leaves in the arboretum, all that was merely two months ago.

Hell, I’d rather be stuck in a snowstorm during an average winter instead of inhaling Indonesian armpits. I simply can’t believe that I’m right in the middle of a huge environmental catastrophe. Yeah, climate change does affect us all but that comes at a snail pace. This Indonesian smog charges at lightspeed. I’m overwhelmed and angry. Angst might be the right word to describe me right now.

News has it that DAP is organizing a protest there at 1100 local time. I’m going to the Indonesian embassy tomorrow. If I had command a battalion of army, I’d have gone to Jakarta.

For the moment, I know one thing – whoever has not a plan to curb haze in their manifestos for the 2008 election, I’ll be giving them a firm middle finger at the ballot. Sadly however, judging how Malaysian parties write their manifestos, I’d probably won’t be voting at all.

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[570] Of Malaysian imperialism… err… federalism: Sumatra

Let’s be frank. Indonesian Sumatra is a pain in the ass. Anything that happens in Sumatra affects Malaysia. Any Indonesian action, or rather lack of, which concerns Sumatra, produces externality on Malaysia. Two clear examples are illegal land clearing via open burning and piracy in the Malacca Straits.

Granted, Indonesia, Malaysia and Singapore are responsible for the security in Malacca Straits. Yet, with vast undeveloped and swampy area in eastern Sumatra, Indonesia will need to do a lot more than what Malaysia and Singapore have been doing all along. Unfortunately for us all, Indonesia doesn’t have that kind of resources to start with. Subsequently, Indonesia’s inability to act within its own domain is producing negative externalities on its neighbors.

Malaysia, along with Brunei and Singapore are probably the most stable nations in Southeast Asia. Indonesia’s relative inability to act however is a threat to the three stable states. One way to stabilize the region is to internalize all Indonesian Sumatra’s problems, including their environmental and security mess.

Yes, in other words, one mean to solve all these problems is by making it exclusively our problems. Malaysia will need to encourage and convince all Sumatran states, perhaps including Aceh, into joining the Malaysian Federation. Once that happens, Malaysia will be able to make sure haze and even piracy along the busiest waterway in the world are things of the past. Apart from internalizing the environmental and piracy threat, imagine the wealth that will be made available to the Federation. More crude oil for us all, timbers, fishes, all the minerals. It will be as if Malaysia has just stumbled upon El Dorado.

Of course, the main issue remains the 250,000-strong Tentera Nasional Indonesia along with its pool of almost 60 million people according to CIA’s The World Factbook. In event of war, Malaysia’s only hope is for Indonesian fragile economy to collapse along with its cranking warships. If war ever broke up, an appropriate comparison would be the Iran-Iraq War where Iran had vast military reserve but with aging equipment while Iraq’s small but well-equipped force. The war was a stalemate but hey, Indonesia declared war on Malaysia back in the 1960s but we along with our allies kicked Jakarta and the commies’ ass. So, we might actually have a chance against Indonesia.

And hey! We know how hawkish Indonesia could be. Let’s see if they have the muscle to match their “ganyang Malaysia” spirit. After all, it was our frigate that rammed into an Indonesia’s warship in the name of Malaysian sovereignty over a piece of land under the Sunda Sea and Indonesia couldn’t do anything but accussed Malaysia of bullying them. And I doubt Indonesia has even repaired that warship.

But then, let’s give Indonesia’s retaliation a blind eye, assume that Indonesia’s economy will collapse, there will be no backlash from the international community and we all have nine lives. With so many assumptions, you’ve probably realized that I’m an economics graduate. Regardless, assuming Brunei accepts a re-invitation to join Malaysia as the new 14th state:

The new Malaysian Federation will look something like:

And we’ll probably need a new flag too. Our current flag would have too few lines. Unless, Sumatra is decreed as the fourth Federal Territory! Yeah, that’s more like it. We would be able to keep our pseudo-American flag! w00t!

O say does that Jalung Gemilang yet wave…
O’er land of meritokrasi, and the home of boleh.

Heh. Selangor should be particularly happy – the federal government would have little reason to appeal to Selangor for more land.

Or, instead of invading them, maybe Indonesia should just sign the ASEAN Agreement on Transboundary Haze Pollution.

Next entry on Malaysian federalism: Pattani.

p/s – I’ve just read Utusan Malaysia and someone finally mentioned about the haze agreement. But, heh, there are seven countries that have ratified the treaty, not six. Somebody needs to check his fact…

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ASEAN Environment Photography

[569] Of attention Singaporeans, it’s haze!

According to Jakarta Post:

SINGAPORE (DPA): A sudden and unexpected shift in wind direction could bring the choking haze shrouding Malaysia to Singapore, the National Environmental Agency (NEA) warned on Thursday.

Heh, read this too:

Or, we, about 25 million Malaysians plus a couple millions of Singaporeans could together take a deep breath and blow the haze towards Jakarta. Let’s see if they like their own shit. Or the Malaysian government could build fat ass fans that could redirect the haze towards Jakarta. Or at least until all the haze reaches Singapore… err, I mean Indonesia.

God, this haze thing is driving me nut.

All your base are belong to us. It’s a counter-conspiracy by the Malaysian authority! They built a monster fan somewhere and blew the haze towards Singapore! Muahahaha!

While there is going to be a protest in front of the Indonesian embassy tomorrow, I agree with n305er. There is a possibility that Malaysian companies are the culprits over there in Sumatra.

While the Malaysian authority has indeed no right to enforce Malaysian laws upon Indonesian territory, Malaysians could apply pressure to various Malaysian plantation companies operating in Sumatra, like Guthrie for instance. So,

Let’s target Indonesia and Guthrie.p/s – Comcast has nothing to do with this. I’m just recycling their envelope.

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[568] Of in support of Haze Haters in KL

Since my teddy bear is still in Michigan, somewhere, I think, he can’t be my spokesperson anymore like he used too during the US 2004 presidential election. I terribly miss him but great news folks! My cat has agreed to be my new spokesperson!

Here is what she has to say about the :

That is dedicated to all Indonesians. I know that most of you don’t have the internet but hell, I know you President does. For Haze Haters in KL (via).And that was a piece of envelope sent by Azwan. So, an unsincere heartfelt thank to Azwan for sponsoring the paper and hence, allowing me to recycle. =p

So people, apart from carpool, telling your reps about ASEAN Agreement on Transboundary Haze Pollution and whining while cursing Indonesia, send pictures to Haze Haters in KL at laychkoh[at]gmail[dot]com or barrieo[at]gmail[dot]com right now. Pronto.

p/s – Brøndby managed to tie Ajax down. The result for the Champions League qualification is 2 – 2. Ajax should have won if it wasn’t for Escude own goal in the 90th minute. And Babel’s goal was crazy, superb and lucky all at the same time. Watch all goals at www.ajaxfan.de.

Next meeting will be in Amsterdam on August 24.

pp/s – protest in front of the Indonesian embassy in Kuala Lumpur on Friday at 1100 local time (via). Anybody going? A good chance to shoot some photos (and probably get arrested). I’ve never got arrested by Malaysian police but was once arrested for a short while by Ann Arbor police for dissent (snowballing the police). If somehow I get arrested, then I would be able to compare which is better – getting arrested by Malaysian or Ann Arbor’s. =p