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[608] Of September 16

Did you know that Lee Kuan Yew was born on September 16 1923?

I found this out after reading Lee Kuan Yew’s The Singapore Story. Also, hah, his name is Harry Lee Kuan Yew. Harry.

Consider also a much unknown fact that Malaysia was formed on the same date, 40 years later (alright, sarcasm doesn’t work on the net. Read with tongue-in-cheek). Coincidence?

Heh, now I know why the formation of Malaysia was postponed from the planned August 31 1963 to September 16 1963. Maybe this is why a lot of people are trying to shun Malaysia Day altogether.

Damn that bugger. Forever will we as Malaysians celebrate his birthday.

p/s – crazy talk.

There’s a buzz in Los Angeles this week about a certain local football team. Its senior quarterback is completing passes like a seasoned pro. Its electrifying tailback is breaking big runs and even bigger punt returns. There’s talk that maybe this could be a special season.

And USC is looking pretty good, too.

My, those Trojans must be fuming by now.

pp/s – this totally reminds me of my meeting with my econometrics professor. Who was the professor? The famed Daniel Hamermesh. Yup yup. Looks like him too.

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ASEAN Humor

[607] Of Malaysian imperialism… err… federalism: Malaysia

For the past few weeks, I have been over my head, talking about how Malaysia could expand its boundary with the ascension of Brunei, Sumatra, several troubled Malay Thai states and Singapore into the Union. Imagine the excitement of a greater Malaysian Federation. Nevertheless, I would prefer Malaysia to be a union of 13 states, as it has been since 1965. Malaysia, as it is, is stable and progressive nation. When there’s trouble brewing up in Southeast Asia, Malaysia will be one of the last few places that I would expect a meltdown. Inclusion of any other state mentioned earlier – perhaps excluding Brunei – will definitely disturb Malaysian equation.

Why is so?

Let’s take Sumatra first. The reason I gave for annexation of Sumatra is to internalize Sumatra environmental problem. It’s a method to solve Malaysian yearly haze issue but the cost far outweighs the benefit. After all, who in his sane mind would bring Malaysia to war with Indonesia. Indonesia has more than 200 million people while Malaysia has merely 26 million. Though Malaysian military is far better-equipped than its Indonesian counterpart, it will be an endless war – the Iran-Iraq war offer a glimpse of things to come if we blunders into war. Moreover, Malaysia is strong because of its economy. War will only wreck havoc to both Malaysian and Indonesian bloodline.

War is not the answer. Indeed, the answer to almost anything is always economics. With regard to environmental externality caused by open burning in Sumatra, Coase theorem in particular provides a roughly guideline on how to tackle it effectively.

Futhermore, Sumatra is prone to natural disaster and Sumatra has always been Malaysia’s natural shield against mother nature’s fury. I’d rather somebody else get hold of Sumatra. Let them face the challenges of managing Sumatra. Moreover, like some have mentioned, NEP for millions more is not really a pretty sight.

Then we have the Malay Thai states.

I’ve always believe that happiness is always easier to achieve if we as a society work towards economic prosperity. It’s true that life is more than hard cold cash but trust me, it’s money that enables us to engage life to the fullest. Economic prosperity demands a stable environment. It follows that it’s Malaysia best interest to not undermine the situation in southern Thailand.

The current conflict will affect trade and that will affect Malaysians that are dependent on trade near the Malaysian-Thai border. For the sake of our own well-being, Malaysia must proactively work towards a harmonious southern Thailand. As such, it is only natural for Malaysia to assist Thailand in any way we can to defuse the tension while observing human rights.

Finally, it’s Singapore. Singapore is always a fun punch bag to be with. Incorporating the island into Malaysia will only deprive us of one. But seriously, Singapore will also be something for Malaysia to look up for. Singapore has managed to overcome serious developmental issue. Subsequently, Singaporean experience is valuable. As time goes by, I’m sure the people on the other side of the strait will provide Malaysia an excellent ongoing case study.

I might however love to see Brunei ascends into the Federation though; not for its natural resources or about having a greater Federation. It’s simply an act of realizing the original dream our founding fathers. A friendly reinvitation is definitely not uncalled for and both Brunei and Malaysia have a lot to gain together. Singapore was part of the Federation but they and us chose to go separate paths and we as Malaysians must respect that.

Of course, the state of our current union is anything but perfect. But then again, there is no such thing as utopia. Discrimination is an open secret while inefficiency still hunts us. And somehow, there are still some distrust between east and west Malaysia. All we can do is perpetually strive for the best for a better union.

If ever we seek a greater Federation, ASEAN should be enough. Either way, globalization will diminish artificial barriers and in the end, there will only be one – humanity itself.

Still, all hail to the Federation.

May our ideal of a perfect union outlives time.

p/s – salute to The Colonel’s Diary – the only other blog that I know of in Malaysian blogosphere that celebrates September 16, the date of the formation of our Federation.

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Photography Solar car

[606] Of if you pull the curtain, you’ll see the world

Most of the times, I find that the best shots are impromptu in manner. This one is a shot of a window at my home. I really like the photo.

The green backgroud seems to be out of focus. I’m not sure whether it would be better if I were to focus on the background instead of the curtain. I still need to learn a lot about photography, it seems.

Whatever it is, and don’t forget, tomorrow, September 16, is the 42nd anniversary of the Federation.

p/s – what would you do if you met a Datuk/Dato’ (a Malay honorific somewhat equivalent but not as nearly pretigious as the title Sir), of whom asked which school you attended, in which you replied Michigan, in which he asked Michigan State, in which you replied Michigan State sucks and University of Michigan rules, only shortly later to find out that that Datuk graduated from Michigan State?

pp/s – World Solar Challenge will start on September 22! Go Blue! We conquered North America. Now is the time to conquer the world!

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Sports This blog

[605] Of red card for van Persie!

YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! AD nauseam INFINITUM!

C’mon Thun! You can do it! Hahaha!

There will be no trace of Feyenoord when Ajax meets Arsenal in the next matchday.

p/s – I pity Thun. They deserve a good round of applause. Thun should have gotten their one point.

And thank god for Ajax for Sneijder. Yet, Ajax should have won! Ajax had 27 shots but not one goal until the 90th minute!

There is no justice in this world.

pp/s – I’ve finally done my own *.ico . It’s a modification of .

The yellowish circle in the middle of the icon, and indeed the *.gif file is a sunflower. Sunflower is usually depicted as a greenie symbol. I know, it’s gay but hell.

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ASEAN Humor

[604] Of Malaysian imperialism… err… federalism: Singapore

We have Brunei, the whole Sumatra island and a couple of southern Thai states incorporated into Malaysian Federation. Thus, only a piece of land remains – Singapore, Singapura in Malay or Temasek as it was known in not-so-ancient time.

We’ll start with a re-invitation into the Federation. The Lee royal family – hey, Singapore is run by the Lees – will most likely reject the offer. Upon rejection, we’ll move swiftly to plan B.

Plan B is the Kra Canal. We’ll cut through the Kra isthmus just for the sake of annoying the people living on an island drinking you know what. Of course, Malaysian ports will suffer what Singaporean port will do – decline of ships calling for port. However, we’ll have new port at Kra. That new port will be the new Singapore. So, Malaysia can afford to see Klang and other ports to slowly degrade into relatively unimportance. Singapore, unfortunately, cannot. Their economy will suffer a large dent or two as Singapore loses its entrepot status.

Nevertheless, Singaporeans are resourceful people. I can personally guarantee you that. As such, I’m sure they will think of something to rejuvenate their disturbed economy. I’ve read somewhere that they are going into biotechology. Furthermore, they have a strong tertiary institutions. That itself may make Singapore into a world-class learning center, based on kiasuism.

Regardless, after the opening of Kra Canal, the Federation should offer its gate to Singapore once again. This time, the Federation has truly the upper hand. If they refuse, then there is only one option left – plan C. That’s invasion.

This war will be the war to end all wars. It will be the finale of Mahathir versus Lee Kuan Yew, UMNO versus PAP, Xia Xue versus ShaolinTiger (or not); you name it. It’s the event that we all have been waiting for since 1965. It’s Bolehland versus Kiasuland, round nth!

So, assuming Brunei ascends into Malaysia, along with annexation of Sumatra and several southern Malay Thai states’ decision to join the Federation, before Singapore:

Assuming Malaysian victory, entirely dependent on our boleh spirit:

Somehow, this map doesn’t give the satisfaction of occupying Singapore. I wonder why?

Maybe it’s not worth running over Singapore. I mean, you can’t even see that island on the map. Maybe, we should go for a larger prize.

Australia is fun!