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Politics & government Pop culture Society

[788] Of Sepet, Gubra and Marock

When Sepet came out, some people called the film as un-Malaysian. When Gubra came out, the same some people called it “pencemar budaya“. Pencemar budaya basically means culture polluter, whatever that is supposed to mean.

Well, about eight hours behind Malaysia, in Morocco, a film known as Marock is receiving similar hostile remarks.

In a report by Associated Press:

Acclaimed Moroccan director Mohamed Asli said “Marock” did not deserve inclusion in the festivals because it was “not a real Moroccan film,” although he subsequently told a magazine that he welcomed the public release because it would open debate. Some critics claimed to detect sinister Zionist propaganda in the depicted Jewish-Muslim romance.

By Morocco Times:

Laila Marrakchi’s new film Marock has received harsh criticism in Morocco during its screening at the National Film Festival held last week in Tangiers.

Several film directors and critics have attacked Marock and even went further to question Marrakchi’s nationality as a Moroccan.

Mohammed Asli, director of “In Casablanca, Angels don’t fly”, started a ferocious campaign against the young director, saying that her film “should not have been screened in the festival.”

Malaysian films Sepet and its sequel Gubra’s storyline sound similar to Marock’s in principle; it’s about cross cultural relationship. But in both Malaysia and Morocco, conservatives’ are having problem accepting the films’ premise.

Sepet and Gubra of course aren’t a love story involving a Muslim and a Jew but it’s about a Malay and a Chinese teenagers. If I may be a little bit politically incorrect, Chinese are the Jews of Southeast Asia. Even if you couldn’t accept that statement, don’t worry. To Malaysian conservatives, those on the extreme rights of political spectrum, all non-Muslims are Jewish. And all Malays are Muslims, at least constitutionally. So, the two counterparts actually concern one issue – intimate relationship between a Muslim and a Jew.

Well, now I know that Morocco and Malaysia have at least one thing in common; narrow-minded conservatives in both countries hate films on cross cultural relationship.

I highly advise all cultural conservative people to not live in a cosmopolitan society. It might be bad for your health.

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p/s – Whoa. Is Karl Rove being indicted? Rumors abound!

The source of this rumor seems to have originated from Jason Leopold at truthout.org. If true, cool!

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pp/s – well, that indictment thing is false.

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Conflict & disaster

[787] Of security checks in Malaysia

I am one of those people that have issues with security checks. I never pass a typical security check without failing it. Friends that had traveled with me more than once or twice can confirm this – those bastards even joke about it. They always joked, what is it between you and security check. I blame it on 9/11.

I failed security checks in New York. I failed it in Los Angeles. In San Francisco, Detroit, Washington D.C. Once in Stockholm during transit. Another in Singapore. The latest was Kuala Lumpur, yesterday, on my way to Khazanah Nasional office within the Petronas Twin Towers. That metal detector that everybody goes through is just my arch bane. This bane however has allowed me to make a comparison of some security measures taken by Malaysia with those implemented in Singapore and the United States.

In the US, each time I failed initial security check, I was subjected to further scrutiny; a thorough check. I had to take my shoes off, take my metal belt off and undergo an awkward body check. Not to mention, harassed by personal metal detector. The officers even went through my hand luggage. Too much hassle to say the least. They also would give my personal details extra attention. This is one of the reasons why I always tried to get to the airports in the US a few hours earlier. It would suck to miss a flight.

In Singapore, it’s about the same thing though not quite as strict as those in the US.

But in Malaysia, I think I could bring in a bomb with me, got caught at the metal detector, questioned by security personnel, then tell them that it isn’t a bomb and get away with it. I kid you not.

First case was at the airport when I first set foot in Malaysia for the first time in a bit over four years. I failed the metal detector and a security person asked me what may have triggered the alarm. I – already well-experienced the art of answering this type of questions – told the person that it could be my boot, or my belt. She believed it and let me go.

Second case was at the Singaporean border. At the Malaysian side. I’ve blogged about it earlier.

Third case occurred, as mentioned, at the Petronas Twin Tower. I duly failed the metal detector and the alarm went off. And the security officer duly asked “what do you have with you?” I said “nothing really” and he simply let me go.

I’ve said it before and I’m saying it again: our security is badly lagging. One day, a real terrorist might be tiptoeing right down our nose and pull a real attack unless we buck up.

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ASEAN Politics & government

[786] Of white elephant for the Thai monarch

In The Star today:

The Nation reported that all “white” elephants found in Thailand must be presented to the king and become his sole ownership.

“White elephants are regarded as auspicious. The more a monarch acquires during a reign, the more prosperous and happy his kingdom will be,” according to The Nation.

Are you thinking what I’m thinking?

If no, Malaysia does have a “white elephant” in Johor. Since the Thais see white elephants as auspicious, they’d appreciate Malaysia offering our white elephant to them as, er, gift of friendship.

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Economics Photography Sports

[785] Of economics 101: substitute goods

Should I get a Pringles?

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Or locally produced Agromas instead?

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One thing for sure, both are unhealthy.

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p/s – Laffer curve. Though the idea is nothing new, there’s an interesting coincidence (via):

Economist Arthur Laffer made a very interesting supposition: If tax rates are high enough, then cutting taxes might actually generate more revenue for the government, or at least pay for themselves. (In one of life’s great coincidences, he first sketched a graph of this idea on Dick Cheney’s cocktail napkin.)

I know it was sketched on a napkin. But I didn’t know it was Cheney’s napkin.

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pp/s – Blind sacked. From Ajax-USA:

A surprise? Not exactly. Ajax officially confirmed today what everybody already knew: the club have decided to replace head-coach Danny Blind, as well as his assistants Ruud Krol and Gerard van der Lem. The reasons: Ajax never competed for the Dutch championship this season and the first team players have not made the desired progress, neither as individuals nor as a collective. Chairman John Jaakke and technical director Martin van Geel commented on the club’s decision at a press conference at the Amsterdam ArenA. They expect that the new Ajax-1 boss can be presented in less than three weeks’ time.

Henk ten Cate, Rijkaard’s man at Barcelona, might be the next person for the Ajax job. Also, from Ajax-USA

“Certain Dutch journalists have actually called my mother to ask her about my future! I find that scandalous. I understand that journalists are supposed to their job, but come on: don’t they have certain values? Leave my mother out of it!”
– Henk ten Cate, who is generally expected to coach Ajax-1 next season, on RTV Noord-Holland.

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Kitchen sink

[784] Of most useless key

I’m convinced that the most useless key on a typical 105-key qwerty computer keyboard is the scroll lock. Stuff from Google indicates that the key is an archaeological remain. Since that is the case, somebody should replace the scroll lock with the 13th function key. 13.

Don’t you think it’s annoying that sometimes, you can’t find the 13th floor when you need to get to the 13th floor? There’s the 12th floor. And there’s the 14th floor and the 13th floor is nowhere on the panel. Even worse, you need to go to the 42nd floor but according to the panel, you actually want to go to the 43rd floor?

Why don’t we be done with the number 13 and let 14 be the new 13? How about that?

I wonder if Laputan Logic gonna blog about the number 13. Should be a fun read.

Yup. You got it right. It’s a goddamn slow day.