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Kitchen sink

[784] Of most useless key

I’m convinced that the most useless key on a typical 105-key qwerty computer keyboard is the scroll lock. Stuff from Google indicates that the key is an archaeological remain. Since that is the case, somebody should replace the scroll lock with the 13th function key. 13.

Don’t you think it’s annoying that sometimes, you can’t find the 13th floor when you need to get to the 13th floor? There’s the 12th floor. And there’s the 14th floor and the 13th floor is nowhere on the panel. Even worse, you need to go to the 42nd floor but according to the panel, you actually want to go to the 43rd floor?

Why don’t we be done with the number 13 and let 14 be the new 13? How about that?

I wonder if Laputan Logic gonna blog about the number 13. Should be a fun read.

Yup. You got it right. It’s a goddamn slow day.

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Politics & government

[783] Of a man of principle

I admire Shahrir Abdul Samad, an UMNO representative from Johor Bahru. He is true to himself unlike so many others:

Shahrir Resigns From BN Backbenchers Club Chairman Post

KUALA LUMPUR, May 4 (Bernama) — Datuk Shahrir Abdul Samad Thursday resigned as the Barisan Nasional Backbenchers Club chairman as many BN members of parliament did not support the motion without notice to refer a news report in the New Straits Times to the parliamentary rights and privileges committee Thursday.

It all first started with a news report by the New Straits Times:

Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink…
Customs ignored MP’s request
Hamidah Atan and Farrah Naz Karim

PUTRAJAYA: A Member of Parliament allegedly asked the Customs and Excise Department to “close one eye” in a case involving the import of sawn timber.

It is learnt that the department has submitted a detailed report on the MP’s alleged interference into the seizure of sawn timber brought in from Indonesia at Sungai Linggi recently.

The MP is said to have gone to the Malacca Customs Office on April 14 to “settle” the matter. He had allegedly requested that the department “close one eye” in handling the case.

The MP according to Malaysiakini is from Jasin, Malacca.

It’s disturbing to see the one that should resign stays while the one that should stay resigns. Even worse, the majority is not only uninterested in pursuing justice, but they are shielding the MP in question from possible inquiry. Though short of legalizating corruption, if this continues without check, kleptocracy will not be impossible. This is one of the reasons why Malaysia needs a stronger opposition in the Parliament.

All is not lost though. The Malacca Customs did their work and therefore, deserve praises for what they have done. Or haven’t done.

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Photography Politics & government

[782] Of a flower on May Day

There is too much red today and I feel compelled to add two different colors to an already bloody reddish day. And for the past few weeks, I’ve been adding too many photos about architecture. So, I hope that this is breath of fresh air for you because this ain’t another red rose or red brick.

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Earlier in January, I said that an old building’s facade in Kuala Lumpur is my best shot yet so far this year . Well, it was my best shot until I managed this macro shot of a flower . I don’t know about you but I’ll say, this is a goddamned pretty picture. The shot was taken a little over two weeks ago near Jalan Parlimen where Tugu Negara stands.

I have one problem though – I don’t know the name of the flower. Somebody at Wikipedia suggested that the flower might be yellow toreador (Celosia sristata). A search on Google reveals that it isn’t so. The leaves look too different.

If there is any kind soul who knows the name of the flower, please do tell me!

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p/s – have you heard of NYSE Hostage? The ad first came up in the New York Times last friday.

NEW YORK (Reuters) – A mysterious advertisement in Friday’s New York Times accusing the New York Stock Exchange of bowing to terrorist threats has again spotlighted the struggle of controversial animal-testing company Life Sciences Research Inc. to get a listing on the Big Board.

Seems like a new war between animal right activists and the pharmaceutical and biotechnology industries.

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pp/s – w00t for the Singaporean opposition:

PAP Not Doing Enough To Forge Close Relations With M’sia – SDA

By Jackson Sawatan

SINGAPORE, April 30 (Bernama) — The opposition Singapore Democratic Alliance (SDA) has criticised the People’s Action Party (PAP) over the state of relations between the republic and its neighbour Malaysia.

The economic union sounds good but I still prefer an ASEAN-wide version. But an economic union with Singapore might be the first step in that direction.

So, let’s break some Singaporean anti-democratic law . I endorse this particular Singapore Democratic Alliance’s policy. Singaporeans, vote for the opposition!

Yeah, I’m shouting without really knowing what’s going on down south. Still, having PAP in Singapore (and BN in Malaysia) up at the top for too long is bad for both Singaporeans and Malaysians’ health!

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ppp/s – our own Rajan seems to have taken interest in Singaporean election. Also, Workers’ Party’s rally. Huge. (via)

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p4/s – about the flower, two persons at Wikipedia, one at the science reference desk and the other at WikiProject Tree of Life suggest that it might be indeed Celosia cristata. However, the two suggest two different common name; one as earlier, yellow toreador and another cockscomb.

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Society

[781] Of P. Ramlee and moving forward

Last week, Fenomena Seni – a program on Radio Televisyen Malaysia (RTM) that discusses the state of the arts in Malaysia – created a considerable buzz in the Malaysian blogosphere. I missed the excitement but this week, I caught it on TV and it didn’t disappoint me. The program is rich in vigor and probably, along with Debat Perdana, might herald RTM’s renaissance. Anyway, the topic for this week is about P. Ramlee; the program raises the question, are Malaysians giving P. Ramlee too much credit?

The question was raised in Malay and given that I have problem recalling the exact phrase, I might be guilty of mistranslating the question. But within context, I’m confident that it’s accurate.

For the uninitiated, P. Ramlee is considered by many Malaysians as the greatest actor, director and songwriter Malaysia has ever produced. I don’t want to go too much into why P. Ramlee is great. So, I’ll leave you with an article from the trusty ol’ Wikipedia.

The general sentiment of the show was that P. Ramlee is great and nobody should question that. While the show was running, a survey was conducted and the result was announced at the end. The proposition of the survey is similar to the topic and a little over 80% of the survey correspondents answered no. Though the survey wasn’t scientific, if a scientific survey were conducted instead, I doubt the yield would differ by much.

There were three guests on the show. One of them, Member of Parliament from Sri Gading, Mohamed Aziz, repeatedly said that nobody will be able to match P. Ramlee, reinforcing the 80% opinion. I feel that is an unfortunate conclusion that bares dim future for the Malaysian song and film industry.

If this is the case, then nobody would be able to challenge P. Ramlee’s greatness. Nowhere in the future will Malaysia be able to produce an artist better than P. Ramlee because a majority thinks nobody could match P. Ramlee. Because of this, I feel we are looking too much into the past. We grant P. Ramlee the status of god that today, many of us would feel offended by the slightest suggestion that somebody might be better than P. Ramlee. This is no right mindset to move forward.

If P. Ramlee must be left unchallenged, I fear the Malaysian song and film industry will never improve. All of us are too scared to be better than our predecessors, much less a god. After all, challenging a god is an unthinkable blasphemous act, isn’t it?

Such fear is unfounded and an obstacle to a better Malaysia. That god is the creation of our mind. For each that we created, we could uncreate. It’s important for us to take back the godlike status we have conferred to P. Ramlee, if P. Ramlee is preventing us from moving forward.

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Economics Politics & government Sports

[780] Of blue is the color of the day

What a wonderful day it is day. It could never go wrong one way or the other because earlier today, there was a match between two English clubs that I feel no love for. One, Chelsea and the other, Manchester United. Win, lose or draw, I would get to celebrate and celebrate I did. Manchester United got creamed at Stamford Bridge. 3 – 0. Three against nil. Tiga kosong kawan!

Throughout the game, especially in the second half, Manchester United was dominated by Chelsea. It was satisfying. It is satisfying. Of course, the downside is the fact that that win makes Chelsea as the season’s champion, yet again. But I think I can suffer Jose Mourinho’s antic as long as Manchester United gets a beating. Hey, you can’t always get too much of a good thing. So, this tradeoff is just fine by me.

The only pity I felt for anybody between the two teams is for Edwin van der Sar. Too bad he’s an Ajacied, being on the wrong side. And for Rooney too. I don’t like his temper but that injury is much too cruel for a punishment, especially when it’s so close to the upcoming World Cup in June in Germany. I hope his injury is not too serious. I hope that injury won’t prevent him from making to the World Cup.

My goal of the match is definitely Joe Cole’s. The goal is a case of brilliant assessment of the situation. It could be just plain luck but it’s brilliant nonetheless. As for the third goal, it describes Manchester United – a sinking boat. Hooray!

You know what would be better? Liverpool pushing Manchester United into third place.

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p/s – have you ever wondered the correlation between Bush’s approval rating and gas price? Well, wonder no more. The Big Picture explains.