Categories
Politics & government

[198] Of increasingly insignificant UMIMSA

A time for peace, I swear it’s not too late…

I can’t help but feel envious toward Malaysian students’ association in other universities such as in University of Minnesota in Minneapolis for their professionalism in organizational matters, or as matter of fact, in many other students’ societies in Michigan.

The Malaysian students’ association here couldn’t even be considered a proper organization. It is not even registered under Michigan Students’ Association. In fact, I don’t consider it as useful to me right now. It has outlived its usefulness. The only organization that I really enjoy being in is the Solar Car Team.

Perhaps I should praise the Malaysian Students’ Association or the sassier acronym, UMIMSA for organizing Malaysia Week. Nevertheless, I don’t really call it as a success as majority of the event visitors were Malaysians. The event was held in order to introduce Malaysia to foreigners but I dare bet that Malaysia receives more publicity from terrorism to Malaysia Week.

By criticizing it, I am not saying UMIMSA is useless at all, though currently, sadly it seems exactly that. UMIMSA does have a role. All I am saying is that the organization should be more proactive for its members. By proactive, it includes professionalism. If all UMIMSA does are luncheons and dinners, then UMIMSA has no right to collect membership fee. Having to pay USD 20 just for chicken wings, turkey or fried rice is outrageous.

However, I am glad seeing UMIMSA at least organized something though with UMIMSA’s size, much is left to be desired.

Why do I say no professionalism? First of all, time management. Never have I seen anything that was organized by UMIMSA was punctual to the minute, or should I say, to the hour. Secondly, nothing that is going to be done was told in advance with sufficient amount of time. Even the Malaysian Week for example, was made public to its members barely two or three weeks earlier. As a result, as I saw it, the preparation was substandard. Thirdly, everything was passed through my mouth, no paper work, no nothing. Not even a proper report. To some extend, the attitude of the committee members are amazingly irresponsible. A clear example was during the Michigan convoy preparation for the 2002 Midwest Games. A supposedly-not-to-have-happened mistake had cost the convoy members more money than it supposed to be. The post-mortem – nothing, not even a decent apology.

Sometimes, even the activities that were planned during its first committee members meeting was not carried out. This situation happened last year when I was a member of the committee. This year however, beside the Malaysia Week, I saw no other activities at all (eating is not an activity). There are only two possibilities to explain this – one, as I have said earlier and two, nothing was planned. This year, even the skiing tradition was not carried out.

UMIMSA’s incompetence has resulted in its members to organize events on their own. On one instant, most of Malaysian class of 2005 went ice skating in Yost Ice Arena on their own, bypassing the association. It was not just the class of 2005. Even the class of 2006 had organized a barbeque on their own, without any help from UMIMSA. Even now, the freshmen are planning to organize Malaysia Day inline with the upcoming Malaysia’s Independence Day and a paintball trip somewhere in the near future, again bypassing UMIMSA.

Perhaps UMIMSA might be able to redeem itself in my eyes when the new freshmen reach Detroit on this August 22nd. Yet, skeptically, I think only a handful of persons will fetch the freshmen out of pity rather than in UMIMSA’s name.

UMIMSA needs to do something for its own sake because each time it does not do anything, the more people are going to do things on their own and slowly if not immediately sidelining UMIMSA for good. As long as UMIMSA continues as it is right now, I will not feel the urge to actively engage in it as I had and planning to in the Solar Car Team.

Categories
Humor Politics & government

[197] Of hooray for the return of electricity to Michigan and the most of the Northeast

Something to celebrate for the return of electricity.

Let’s sing Blame Canada!

Times have changed, our kids are getting worse
They won’t obey their parents they just want to fart and curse

Should we blame the government?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame the images on TV?

No, blame Canada, blame Canada
With all their beedy little eyes have packed thier heads so full of lies,
Blame Canada, blame Canada,
We need to form a full assault its canadas fault

Don’t blame me for my son Stan he saw the darn cartoon and now hes of to join the klan

And my boy Eric once had my picture on his shelf but now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself

Well?

Blame Canada, blame Canada, it seems that everythings gone wrong since Canada came along, blame Canada, blame Canada
They’re not even a real country anyway

My son could have been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbeque
Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire

Heck no, blame Canada, blame Canada, with all their hockey hollabaloo

And that bitch Ann Murray too
Blame Canada, shame on Canada, for the smut we must stuff the
trash we must stash the laughter and fuck must all be undone we must blame them the cause of fuss before
somebody thinks of blaming us.

p/s – Ohio should take the blame too.

Categories
Kitchen sink

[196] Of Lithium ran and died

He ran as fast as he could, as fast as his legs would allow him to go. Yet, the assassin was catching up fast. His lung and his muscles could no longer supply the ability he needed to sustain his current pace. Yet, he continued on for his life and for many others.

Soon, while running and grasping for air, he failed to notice the uneven earth. His right foot took a bit longer to reach the ground than he had anticipated but that bit of time was enough to make him kiss the dirt. For a split second, the pain in the lung was forgotten. It was as if, the pain was transferred from his lung to his face. He was puzzled but soon realized that he had fell and his nose was wet with blood.

He got up slowly but carelessly on his feet, trying to run again. However, it was already too late. The assassin was already merely 10 meters away from him with a gun trained at his heart.

“That is my least vulnerable part” he said to the other guy.

“Casablanca is my favorite”.

“I know.”

He held his breath and suddenly sprinted away from the hunter. Behind him, he could hear the bullet missed him by a sheer centimeter and hit a tree. Already exhausted but with no choice, he ran and ran until he could no longer run anymore.

Lithium pressed his back against the huge tree trunk, trying to think what to do next. He was breathing hard and tried to slow it down to a quieter level.

It came down to a few options. The first was to continue on running with the disc. He preferred this option as it was the only way to preserve himself. However, he knew only too well that we could no longer outrun his pursuer. The next viable choice was to destroy the disc into pieces and scratch its surface. However, all those intelligence works would be for nothing. The terrible secret would never be made known to the public and the devil, Chiron would be able to live his life without the punishment that he deserved. The last option, hide the disc among the bushes and hope others, especially Wrath and Tao would find it somehow.

And so, he stood up straight, turned his back and faced the tree that he had leaned against. He searched the tree and its surrounding and saw a few meters to its right, a tree stump with a small hole. Quickly, he reached inside his jacket for the disc case. The case was damaged, no doubt during his unexpected fall earlier. Fortunately, the disc itself was undamaged.

With an eye looking for any sign of his assassin, he quietly placed the case into the hole and made a simple sign that only a handful guild members could recognize. Once done, we quickly left the place and ran.

Finally, lactic acid took over his muscles and no longer could he run. It wasn’t long before he saw the assassin face again.

“Where is the disc?” asked the assassin.

“What disc?”

It took just a moment after his last word before the man with the gun kicked Lithium’s face. This time, Lithium lost his front tooth and blood was all over his face.

“Where is the disc, thief?” the assassin asked again.

“Try the yellow pages.”

And a shot was made.

A few minutes later, Wrath made it to the scene.

“He is dead”, Wolf told his partner.

“Why did you shoot him?”

“He knows me”.

“He knew you”, Wrath corrected Wolf.

“Yeah, he’s dead.”

Categories
Environment

[195] Of misinterpreting the greens

It is funny how many people tend to insult the Greens. Some of them do have reasons to hate environmentalism due to their extreme industrialist ideology while others are simply being misinformed about the Green movement. Though the earlier group opposition to the Greens is understandable, the latter hostility towards “tree huggers” is annoying. It is here where it is suitable to echo Prof. Charles Xavier’s saying of they fear what they do not understand.

The second group usually identifies the Greens as a return to the primitive people, hating technology and all the comforts that come with it. Some even associate the Green movement freely to vandalism. No doubt there are splitters of people whom hold the dark Green philosophy, the extremists who commit Green terrorism. An example a dark Green organization is the Earth Liberation Front (ELF). They have committed dozens of arsonist acts and cost both the government and the private sectors million of dollars. However, their size is small when compared to the whole Green idealists. Prominent environmental organizations, Greenpeace to name one do not encourage dark tactics though sometimes, they take their protest to the streets. Action, sometimes speaks louder than words.

The Green movement is more than about preserving and conserving the Earth. It is not an idea that exclusively contains the Gaia Theory which says that the Earth itself is a living being, regulating itself through some sort of homeostasis. In reality, as I understand it and at least where my belief is, environmentalism is an ideology that pursues sustainable growth, though the ideology itself is more than about sustainable growth. As Michael Freeden had put it nicely in his paper entitled Green Ideology: Concept and Structure:

Belonging to the family of green ideology is to a large extent a question of self-description. Self-declared green will enunciate views that can be analysed in terms of themes and priority.

The Green movement as a whole demands a growth that guarantees a greener pasture in the future. We fight for a future where the children will be able to see an elephant in the wild African savanna, a future where our children will be able to visit Amazon jungle, seeing all the floras and faunas that they have read in the geography textbook, a future where we do not have wear a mask so that we could breathe easily.

And to achieve all this, we do not intend to undo everything that was achieved through modernization. In fact, we use these technology as our tools and even as goals in our struggle. For instance, for years the Greens are demanding more efficient vehicles to be used on the road. In this, the goal is to reduce pollution by using better engine. This is why the environmentalists are against General Motors and Ford. We are not against them because we are anarchists or anti-capitalists. If we were, then we should be against Toyota or Honda too. However, both the Japanese and to some extend the European companies produce more efficient (reads better mileage per liter) vehicles and thus, we have little quarrel with these companies.

To further prove our hunger for technology, we are encouraging for the use of hybrid vehicles. Up-to-date, hybrid cars have already hit the US road although the refueling services i.e. gas stations (or more accurately, electric stations) are still limited. Fortunately, the number is increasing.

Our belief even touches the energy issues. Though the power issues present a dilemma to most of us, nevertheless we accept the fact that a few sacrifice need to be made. Therefore, we are fighting to upgrade all power plants and in general factories to install devices that could lower and treat their waste instead of demanding for the plants shutdown. Among the smog, the most heated issue concerns the nuclear power plants. Personally, diverging from mainstream Green, I have nothing against nuclear power plants. In my opinion, it is the cleanest way to generate power. The waste that it produces is little compared to the coal power plants. Of course, the issue of dumping the waste will no doubt haunt us but however, we will only need a small patch of land to dispose a century worth of radioactive elements. In spite of this, I as most other Greens believe the numbers should be controlled and balanced by other alternative energy power generators.

Other than that, we are optimistically observing the development of fuel cells. With its only products are oxygen, hydrogen and heat, pollution problem will be reduced tremendously.

And synonymous to environmentalism, recycling activity. Recycling is the most direct connection to sustainable growth as it is a process that reused things that were used. It is the only way to fight consumerism’s waste effectively. Recycling not only reduce unwanted wastes but it also helps to reduce the cost of eliminating the smelly trash that you throw everyday. Through this, we are fighting consumerism positively.

The only reason we are being portrayed as anti-technology is because our opponents have wrongfully painted us with such paint. Every time we demand the ratification of the Kyoto Protocol, the industrialists, in particular their puppet, George W. Bush claims it is a step backward in improving the economy. By far, the economy goes down because it has reaches it end of cycle and will no doubt rise up sooner or later, though no doubt the pact will have some impact on the world economy. Nevertheless, the tigers will no doubt start sprinting again and the bears will start to wake up from its hibernation.

The Kyoto protocol could even bring to birth a new market for the global economy –  carbon trading market. As oppose to the pessimists report, the pact could even help jump start the idle economy.

Gas giants such as Exxon Mobil also tend to accuse the Greens in believing an urban legend, the global warming. Of course the Earth right now is at its end of an “ice age” cycle and an increase in temperature is only natural. The truth is, the Green is fighting against accelerated global warming, not global warming itself. The oil moguls know this but they manipulated the fact before they present it to the public. They even continue on by saying there is no proof connecting the climatic change with the ever increasing carbon volume in the atmosphere. Though it is true the connection is blurred, there are proofs to suggest the climate is changing slowly. The shrinking size of Antarctica, the major flood earlier this year and the current heat wave in Europe and Asia positively are direct effects from this accelerated global warming which in turn brings climatic change. And not to mention, the worsening drought in Africa. The multinational oil organizations are similar to tobacco giants in some respect – RJ Reynolds denies smoking is a hazard to health – Exxon denies global warming is a fact.

The media also frequently belittle Greens’ effort. Nevertheless, their actions come at no surprise as they are being controlled by money. The idea of free press is far from reality.
Environmentalism is not an obtrusion to development as many have labeled us. The environmentalists do want development. Almost none of us want to live in the cave and light a real fire to cook and for heating. Not even the Greens. Rather, the Greens are the people who search for a better way for the betterment of human civilization. What is development when everything is destroyed in its path?

Categories
Photography Travels

[194] Of adventure in the wilderness of Yosemite VI

After much thinking and waiting, I am officially member of Greenpeace. Thanks to Krons and Peebz from guardians.greenpeace.org.

This is part 6. Please read part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4 and part 5.

I couldn’t sleep well that night. The sleeping bag was useless because it was so cold; one could suffer frost if one had slept outside of the tent without proper insulation.

I was only glad to finally see the morning Sun. When I woke up, the tent was wet. I looked up and realized that we forgot to open an opening up for ventilation. Outside the tent, the dew was everywhere, making the sight freaking but charmingly whitish. It was as if snow had fallen in the middle of summer.

Some rights reserved. By Mohd Hafiz Noor Shams
As if snow had fallen in White Wolf in the middle of July

We packed our things up. My hand was numbed due to the low temperature but I simply ignored it so that we could start our hike as soon as possible. Once done, we headed for the restaurant where we had our dinner yesterday for breakfast; nothing good like a few cups of hot chocolate with English muffins and huge piece of omelets to start the day in the cold morning. While we were enjoying our breakfast, we overheard a few people talking about their love for hiking. It was kind of entertaining to listen to their ramblings about their experience.

By 0830, we were ready to pay the bill. It was during this time that we learn why this place is called White Wolf. According to the cook, who no doubt taking a few seconds off from his duty, there are two tales – one was that this place was found by a Red Indian chief named White Wolf. The other story because people in the past claimed to have seen a white wolf somewhere in this area, and thus the name.

Before we left the restaurant, or rather, a grill, we checked out a topographical map nearby. I found that the contour lines at the Canyon were very close to each other, indicating a very steep slope. Intimidated, I checked the other route to the Meadow, the Ten Lakes route. The contour lines were much sparse there and thus, I recommended that we follow Ten Lakes. However, I missed out something; though steep, we only had to go down while with Ten Lakes, the climb was terrible, ascending to nearly 10 000 feet.

Since we luckily spotted this, we went ahead with our plan to give the Canyon a visit.

After bidding farewell to White Wolf, we went back south in order to take the trail that leads to the Canyon. We walked rather fast, considerably more than one mile per hour. It took roughly an hour before we met the junction that we passed yesterday. We took the path heading to the Canyon and continued on walking at a fast rate. Also, this was the first time that we actually sang songs together. Perhaps it was the singing activity that made us walked so fast.

It wasn’t long until we observed how the surrounding changed dramatically. All around us, burnt and fallen trees were everywhere. Dust would fly up to air whatever we do. I thought it was a result of a forest fire but Leman said it was artificial lighting, fire started by the rangers to kill the older trees so that its younglings would be able to grow without having to compete with much larger tree.

Although the process is for a good reason, I felt very uncomfortable among the dead trees. It was very Mordor-like.

With all the fallen trees, it didn’t take us long to lose the trail. While singing, we suddenly realized the trail had disappeared for good. We stopped and looked back. No trail at all.
So, we did a standard procedure. We put down our backpacks and sent three scouts to three different directions. Leman searched the front, Epol to the rear and I to the left. I made about 30 yards before I found the trail. I called up the others and continued our mission. This fiasco took us approximately 15 to 20 minutes.

It was among these dead trees and fallen trunks where we got ourselves our very own walking sticks.

All went well after that, at least for that episode. It was here, in the fire-scarred place that we met an impressive hiker. This guys, around his 30’s or early 40’s, armed with a pair of composite walking sticks in both hands with a small backpack, a bit larger than a third of mine, stopped to have a chat with us. While chatting, we came to learn this guy actually hiked 20 miles in one day, all the way from the Tuolumne Meadow and was already about another five or six miles to White Wolf. Furthermore, he told us that he was going to follow the path leading to the Ten Lakes and all the way back to the Meadow. Some people are born to hike.

It wasn’t long until Mordor became something else. As we came closer to the Canyon, I realized that I do recognize the large trees around me. After much mind searching, I remembered Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi was set on Endor, a jungle planet where the Empire had the Death Star II orbited. The feeling and the sight was very similar to the movie minus the undergrowth. Here, the forest doesn’t have a jungle characteristic. The earth is clean, almost clear of mere stem-plants and full of potpourri. I was almost sure that Star Wars was shot here but nevertheless, the movie was shot somewhere a few hundred miles north of Yosemite. To be accurate, near Crescent City, a place located in California, near Oregon.

By noon, the previously flat earth changed into a bit more challenging and our pace was slowed as a direct result. Later, we finally decided to take a noon rest. We stopped, put our backpacks onto the ground and drank a lot of water. However, we didn’t sit and have a rest. Rather, we realized that the hill on our right seemed to offer a spectacular view from its peak and hoped that the Canyon would be in sight from the peak. Together, we walked towards the hill peak.

On the way up, we saw a bunch of flowers in colonies that looked like a white lily on the ground. They were beautiful despite being wild as oppose to cared garden in the city.

On top, there was no sight of the Canyon but the view was indeed spectacular. We saw rolling hills filling a huge valley with tall conifer trees growing as if it is omnipresent. We took our time up there, enjoying the view, sleeping and all things that are wonderful. Alas, all good things must come to an end. We returned to our backpacks, picked it up and again burdening our poor shoulders.

Some rights reserved. By Mohd Hafiz Noor Shams
From the top of the hill

It wasn’t long until we saw the Canyon and it was such a great feeling to see such a glorious sight. Again, we took our time to enjoy God’s creation.

I noticed while our side of the Canyon is blessed with verdant greens, the other part seems to be desert like. Down below, the river flowed silently. Maybe it was still too far for us to hear the roaring Tuolumne River. On far left, Hetch Hetchy Reservoir, much to the dismay of John Muir, was created in the name of development – the lame reason almost everybody gives in order to sideline the Greens.

And so, we, I finally descended down into the Canyon, down to a canyon for the first time in my life. We stopped no less than ten times just to admire the Canyon. Also, there were a few cascading falls crossing the trail.

Some rights reserved. By Mohd Hafiz Noor Shams
Entering the Grand Canyon of Tuolumne

We descended down rather fast, feeling not the weight that we carried on our back. On our way down, for the first time, somebody overtook us. There were three of them, walking with backpacks as large as us.

Some rights reserved. By Mohd Hafiz Noor Shams
The pond

At around 1600, perhaps near 1700, we saw a pond, mirroring the sky up above. I was astonished to see such a calm pond, clearer and cleaner then Lukens Lake. A few steps further brought us face to face with the Tuolumne River. The river was by far the wildest one I’ve ever seen and it gets wilder upstream.

Some rights reserved. By Mohd Hafiz Noor Shams
The wild Tuolumne River

By 1900, I was already exhausted and both Leman and Epol had outperformed me in stamina contest. We walked and walked but deep down in my heart, I frantically waiting for us to stop and camp.

It came as a delight to me when we finally reached Pate Valley, a place where another large river meets Tuolumne River. However, we had to walk for another 20 minutes as all the spots suitable for camping were already taken by some other hikers. I was holding back myself from trying to kill the hikers and get the site as our own.

In the end, we found a perfect camping spot right beside the trail, merely 20 meters from the meeting point of the two rivers. We set up our campsite and gathered firewood for cooking and heating. As soon as we were done, I took to the opportunity to wash up myself. It is a great feeling to have the cold river water to freshen you up; no mint, no Mentos, no nothing; only the cold fresh unfiltered natural water.

The Sun finally set at 2030. Usually, it wouldn’t be dark until 2100 but canyon effectively blocked the Sun. Even when it was six in the evening, it was started to get dark.

That night, we shared a few jokes and stories after enjoying an improvised dinner. While we were sitting near the bonfire, Leman told us a ghost story, told to him by his cousin who was a lumberjack. A pretty scary story but with some logical flaws but anyway, seeing a ghost itself is out of a sane person’s mind.

Yet, I slept that night, thinking of what actually happened to some of the people who claimed to see ghost back in the Malay College. Irrational or not, I am glad that I didn’t see any ghost myself back at the Big School, a building that saw two World Wars with second one happened right under its corridors.

The Big School, an old building that housed three Houses that, given the chance, would have presented a united front against a common enemy, House Mohammad Shah. That was back then.

Now, such tradition no longer possible thanks to the school administrator. No longer could anybody refers the West Wing as House Sulaiman, no longer could one refers the East Wing to House Ahmad, no longer could somebody refers the Overfloor to House Idris and no longer could everybody insult the Pavilion so one could insult House Muhammad Shah.

I fell asleep that night, remembering a teacher that once slapped me in the face for a false accusation. I fell asleep realizing how much I am missing the Malay College of Kuala Kangsar.