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Economics Humor

[716] Of 2006 World Economic Forum main discussion

With the World Economic Forum going on , let’s all be honest to ourselves and call a spade a spade. In reality, the world economy works like this:

Americans do the research and create something new.

Australians praise American ingenuity.

Southeast Asians accuse Australians of sucking up and then look at Japan for help.

Japanese innovate and make something better.

Germans introduce an efficient plan to produce it.

Chinese make it at almost no cost.

Arabs supply the fuel and some verbal abuses.

Israelis complain about the abuses.

French and Brits talk about it, end up arguing with each other and then do nothing.

Europeans undertake extended holidays even when they’re supposed to work.

Everybody else goes to work and then discovers that they need to call customer service.

Indians fill all call centers and take care of customer service.

Latin Americans refuse to believe what’s going on and party instead.

Africans don’t know what’s going on and get fucked.

At the World Economic Forum, the people there are trying to find out how the Africans are getting fucked.

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Environment

[715] Of Malaysia ranked 10th in 2006 Environmental Performance Index

It’s a miracle!

Malaysia is in the 2006 Environmental Performance Index’s top ten list . Tenth out of 133 countries. Well, ninth or tenth. We’re tied with Ireland. What does the index measure? Well, according to the New York Times:

United States Ranks 28th on Environment, a New Study Says

By FELICITY BARRINGER
Published: January 23, 2006

WASHINGTON, Jan. 22 – A pilot nation-by-nation study of environmental performance shows that just six nations – led by New Zealand, followed by five from Northern Europe – have achieved 85 percent or better success in meeting a set of critical environmental goals ranging from clean drinking water and low ozone levels to sustainable fisheries and low greenhouse gas emissions.

The official site for the index at Yale says:

By identifying specific targets for environmental performance and measuring how close each country comes to these established goals, the Pilot 2006 Environmental Performance Index (EPI) provides benchmarks for current national pollution control and natural resource management results. The issue-by-issue and aggregate rankings facilitate cross-country comparisons both globally and within relevant peer groups. The EPI thus provides a powerful tool for improving policymaking and shifting environmental decisionmaking onto firmer analytic foundations.

I find this quite surprising given that Malaysians do not have a well-developed sense of environmental stewardship. Recent illegal toxic waste case, controversial logging activities and everything that happened last year sort of convinced me that Malaysia would perform badly in any environmental index. But I suppose, Malaysia has achieved many environmental goals like clean water and other environmental needs that allow low mortality rate.

But then, the index includes variables such as biodiversity. Given Malaysia’s a tropical country, it shouldn’t be too astounding that the country would score well in that and other similar subindicies. Still Malaysia scores quite well in places like environmental health (38/133), air (13/133) and water quality (33/133). Regarding air quality, seriously, the researchers probably weren’t in Malaysia last year when the granddady of all hazes hit us. Still, that was caused by outside factor. So, can’t really blame Malaysia. And water shortage is increasingly becoming a major issue in Malaysia.

Lastly, Malaysia scores badly in renewable energy, sitting at the 98th place. This shows how Malaysia relies heavily on carbon-based fuel. This is even more apparent given that Malaysia emits 352 tonnes of carbon per GDP – that’s worse than the worst polluter in the world, United States. In Asia Pacific, only mainland China, Mongolia and Vietnam are less efficient than Malaysia.

The index will be presented in Davos for the World Economic Forum, of which, our Prime Minister thinks, attending it, is not worth his effort. WEF begins this week. Alright, alright. I’m digressing and being unfair.

Overall, there’s a bright future for Malaysia after all. But maybe not too bright if we don’t stop the rot. Orang utans are facing extinction and we could experience a drop in biodiversity score. But, surely, you and I know an extinction means more than a drop in ranking. Much more.

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Humor Photography Sports

[714] Of old facade in Kuala Lumpur

I was supposed to have lunch with two friends of mine today but the plan didn’t fly at the very last minute. In place of newly created time vacuum, I decided to do the next best thing. Photos! If Boris is photographing Utrecht, then I’m doing Kuala Lumpur .

Mohd Hafiz Noor Shams. Some rights reserved

This facade belongs to an old building by the Klang river; behind the Federal High Court, across the river. A local told me that it was erected in the 1950s. When I first saw the facade, I knew immediately that I was going to fall in love with it. I think this is the best shot so far this year.

The photo is cropped version. The original isn’t rotated on its origin – the camera’s base is aligned properly, parallel to the ground. Yet, the len’s plane wasn’t parallel to the facade’s. So, it created some imbalances and I don’t really like it. I tried my best to repair the picture with my limited knowledge but it was too hard. So, I thought, hah, rotate it and problem solved! I also contrasted it to get the colors. The original is here:

Mohd Hafiz Noor Shams. Some rights reserved

It seems that three different companies occupy the building. How do I know? Well, the whole building itself seems to be in three different states – good, bad and kinda okay but could be better. See it yourself.

Mohd Hafiz Noor Shams. Some rights reserved

The three of them, if there are three of them, should work together to restore the building. The building should be protected and made a national treasure or sort. Or at least some fund should be establised to maintain the building. This is even more imperative given that the building stands less then 200 m away from Dataran Merdeka, one of Kuala Lumpur’s main gathering places.

The back view is most disheartening.

Mohd Hafiz Noor Shams. Some rights reserved

One thing I hate about Kuala Lumpur is its treatment of the river. If I were one of the earliest planners of Kuala Lumpur, I would have made it compulsory for buildings to face the river. The Gombak and the Klang rivers deserve more respect than they are receiving at the moment. So much aesthetical potential squandered just by disrespecting the rivers!

Lastly, this is another side view of the facade.

Mohd Hafiz Noor Shams. Some rights reserved

That tall building to your right, if you’re unfamiliar with the city, is Maybank Tower. It used to be Malaysia’s tallest building, or second, before Kuala Lumpur Tower dwarfed everything in Malaysia. I’m not sure if Komtar in Penang is taller than Maybank.

p/s – Malaysia lost to France in a hockey friendly? Hell… Since when France is a hockey nation? This is preposterous!

pp/s – All-England Final – Malaysia versus Denmark. Second set now and looks like a fierce competition. Go Malaysia!

p3/s – I know this is old but I’m beginning to get jealous of gay man. If being gay allows a person to grope a girl’s breast and then gets away with it, I want to be gay!

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Conflict & disaster Liberty

[713] Of passing deadline and Jill Carroll

In the United States, in Ann Arbor, Friday has just passed. In Iraq , it’s been many hours into Saturday and in Malaysia, it’s half way to Sunday. Friday was the deadline for Jill Carroll.

Fair Use. Christian Science Monitor. http://www.csmonitor.com/2006/0110/p01s04-woiq.html?s=rss

This is dedicated to Jill Carroll. I’m hoping not for the worst. There is too much madness in this world.

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Politics & government

[712] Of countering far-right groups

Something terribly wrong is going on here in Malaysia . Despite disapproval from Malaysian Cabinet, a government-based religious body is going to go ahead and establish a moral police squad. As if having the Malaysian police force acting as moral police is not enough, now we are going to have an official moral police entity. Meanwhile, amendment to Article 121 (1A) of the Malaysian Constitution – an article which deals with division of power between civil and syariah courts in Malaysia – which aims to make the constitution more just, are receiving popular opposition from the Muslim community; popular support for the amendment is apparently coming from non-Muslims. This collision must be avoided.

If the plan to set up the moral police goes through, this is where Malaysian human rights watchdogs like Suhakam, Hakam, Suaram, etc, could prove their worth. In the name of privacy, a class action suit against the moral police is a must. The suit must demand the entity disbandment while at the same time, prevents of similar future establishment. I don’t know about you but it seems to me these watchdogs, with exception of Suhakam, are dominated by non-Muslims and this might pose a delicate problem by turning it into a Muslims versus non-Muslims episode.

These days, as with the amendment of Article 121 (1A) of the Malaysian Constitution, it’s unfortunate to see that it’s mostly non-Muslims that are trying to defend various civil rights. To make it worse, some civil rights overlaps with Islamic sphere. This makes it easy for Muslim far-rightists to appeal to the Muslim masses that non-Muslims are trying to challenge Islam’s authority. No thanks to this, Muslim rightists could easily gain popular support from Muslim community in Malaysia.

This very reason is why I disagree with the way the Malaysian Consultative Council for Buddhism, Christianity, Hinduism and Sikh (MCCBCHS) is handling the matter. They should have worked with other rights-conscious Muslims instead of presenting themselves as champion of the non-Muslims. The way MCCBCHS acted only encourage a Muslim versus non-Muslim worldview. Memo by the 10 non-Muslim ministers on religious conversion to the Prime Minister is another unwelcoming development. Again, they should find at least a Muslim minister to join in, presenting an united Malaysian front and not an united non-Muslim front. The non-Muslim ministers and MCCBCHS’ recent actions are merely strengthening far-rightists’ base.

Populism could be very hard to counter with logical thinking. PAS, a Malaysian Islamist party, has already expressed support for the moral police and opposition to the amendment. They see this opportunity and they will definitely manipulate the masses to its own gain. I’m sure that the 10 ministers are also working on popular frequency. I hate this because currently, we are in a very volatile situation. All these developments might push everybody, including centrists, to a quagmire. Here, I offer a strategy for Malaysians to prevent themselves from falling into rightists’ hands.

The strategy to counter a rightist populists’ point is to prevent any of them from making populist’s argument in the first place. To put it bluntly, we need to stop a snowball from becoming an avalanche. That is, since the Muslim far-rightists are starting to make this as a Muslims versus non-Muslims dichotomy while the non-Muslims surprisingly are unaware of that they are falling into rightist’s hand, it is very important for the rights groups which unfortunately are apparently but not necessarily (I’m sure that liberal and moderate Muslims are concerned with erosion of civil liberties too; remind yourself of Nixon’s “silent majority”) dominated by non-Muslims to cast a Muslim face on the movement. Or at least a neutral face. Dr. Chandra Muzaffar looks like a possible candidate, though I’m not sure where he stands on the matter. Regardless, it’s very important that the face is not a mere puppet.

The same strategy applies to DAP or any other so-called multiracial political parties too if they plan to expand; though, they need Muslim Malays instead of just Muslims.

Before reading on further, please make explicit mental note that civil rights groups and rightists do not refer to the same group. Civil rights groups are placed in context of rights and privileges while rightists are found in right-left spectrum. Be very clear of that. Having the two groups sharing the same root word is, I suppose, an ugly language accident.

Once the civil rights groups have a Muslim face, the rightists will have trouble making their Muslim/non-Muslim points. Once that’s done, with them deprived of Muslim/non-Muslim dichotomy, these rightists will probably fall back to “secularism is the root of all evil” argument. For instance, this “secular militant“. But “secularism is the root of all evil” is easy to counter since once these rightists do that, they are only blabbering and will start to rely on spurious conspiracy theories that nobody actually cares.

erratum – Bernama says that 10 ministers handed the memo and that’s inaccurate. Only 9 ministers were involved.