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Kitchen sink

[1873] Of Hishammuddin Rais is my hero!

Watch Astro Awani now!

Yes, Hishammuddin Rais is on TV pawning the BN MP for Pasir Salak!

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Economics Humor

[1872] Of save those porn jobs!

Ah, hell. They’ve already bailed out the financial and the automotive sectors. What is the point of resisting anyway. Let us add another sector into the list in the name of saving jobs.

WASHINGTON (CNN) — Another major American industry is asking for assistance as the global financial crisis continues: Hustler publisher Larry Flynt and Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis said Wednesday they will request that Congress allocate $5 billion for a bailout of the adult entertainment industry.

”The take here is that everyone and their mother want to be bailed out from the banks to the big three,” said Owen Moogan, spokesman for Larry Flynt. ”The porn industry has been hurt by the downturn like everyone else and they are going to ask for the $5 billion. Is it the most serious thing in the world? Is it going to make the lives of Americans better if it happens? It is not for them to determine.” [Porn industry seeks federal bailout. Rebecca Sinderbrand. Mark Preston. CCN Political Ticker. January 7 2008]

Yeah. We do not want to miss those big boobs and the ooh and the aah. No sir. Only socialism could save us all from those lonely nights.

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Conflict & disaster

[1871] Of there is no angel or demon

Relationship between Israel and Palestine has to be one of the most enduring conflicts of our time. Not one year has passed since I first learned of the conflict without the announcement of a death linked to it. The countless deaths and the dead end of this vicious cycle of hostility repeats itself over and over again, and I am numb. As I read of others taking sides in the conflict, I can only sigh and question, ”Where is the wisdom in all of this?”

There is something almost juvenile about this whole business of taking sides. Many are more interested in pointing out who started the quarrel first when in fact, who started what first is a matter lost in time.

Those supportive of the Israeli attack and invasion on Gaza insist that Hamas had been hammering Israel with rockets, hence threatening the lives of Israelis. Sympathizers of Hamas in return point out that Israel had closed the border surrounding the Gaza Strip to create a humanitarian crisis as supplies ranging from food to medicine run short. In a counterpoint of a counterpoint, the Israeli government stated that Hamas was smuggling weapons into Gaza to strengthen itself.

There is yet another counterpoint to the counterpoint of a counterpoint. In the effort to reach the ultimate counterpoint, I would not be surprised if the argument went beyond the time when Nebuchadnezzar II of Babylon first sacked Jerusalem more than two and a half millennia ago, just to prove who first owned that piece of coveted land.

While all the points raised are useful in understanding the conflict better, those who participate in the debate surrounding the Israeli-Palestinian conflict are so engrossed in searching other’s faults that they fail to realize that there are faults on both sides. The saddest part of all, neither side is willing to admit their side’s capability of atrocity and the other side’s capability of goodness.

Sympathizers of Hamas or perhaps Palestine as whole are quick to highlight the unfairness of the current conflict by stating Israel has suffered only one-digit casualties altogether while the Palestinian count lies in the three-digit range. Some juxtapose Hamas’s rudimentary equipment like Qassam rockets against Israel’s modern arsenal which includes the Merkava armored vehicles, F-16 jet fighters and Apache helicopters.

If it escapes anybody, Qassams, Merkavas, F-16 and Apaches all kill. Would it comfort you to be killed by a Qassam rocket instead of a shell fired by a Merkava?

Death is still death. What’s in a name?

The truth is, who is more wrong is a hopeless debate which does nothing to solve the conflict. The solution lies not in playing the game of war of attrition. On the contrary, both sides need to refrain from provoking each other. Both sides need to become more trustful of each other.

I do not pretend that this is easy to do especially when history builds reputation and the reputations of both sides in the past have proven to be far from being impeccable. Shakespeare wrote in The Merchant of Venice, ”If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?”

Yet, there is hope in building that elusive bridge.

Hamas, for instance, managed to largely kept its word in maintaining a six-month truce. Israel meanwhile unilaterally withdrew from Gaza and evicted Israelis from settlements deemed illegal. There are other examples.

Then again, this is an easy thing to say for a person sitting behind a desk typing on his laptop with little risk of bullets finding their way to him. If I were standing in a street in Gaza right now, I would sooner be shot dead than be heard there. The desperate shout for peace could easily be drowned by the sounds of flying bullets and missiles and falling bombs.

Whatever happens in Gaza today, I am here and the least I can do is not to compound the problem. The least I can do is to realize both are at fault. The least I can do is to show how there is no angel or demon here. There are only us humans.

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This article was first published in The Malaysian Insider on January 6 2009.

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History & heritage

[1870] Of Singapore still loves Malaysia

Now, this is something interesting.

While Singapore is all gone from the Malaysian coat of arms, the reverse is untrue. The reason is that the Singaporean crest is supported by a lion and a tiger.

According to Wikipedia, the tiger honors the special historical tie Singapore has with Malaysia.[1]

Aww, how sweet.

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[1] — See the Coat of arms of Singapore at Wikipedia.

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Kitchen sink

[1869] Of 2009!

First!