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Humor

[113] Of the Yearly Award

Behold. The first The __earthinc’s yearly award. Muahahaha.

Below are the things that, in my opinion, deserve to be mentioned before the year sets in the horizon.

The news of the year – United Nations’ weapon inspection on Iraq
Space news of the year – Ariane 5 explosion
Environmental news of the year – The sunken Prestige off Spain
Sport news of the year – US reached the World Cup 2002’s quarterfinal in Korea/Japan
Crap of the year – Football (reads soccer) shootouts cause heart attacks

Person of the year – George Bush
Joker of the year – George Bush
Loser of the year – The Democrats
Beauty of the year – Jennifer Aniston
Bitch of the year – Christina Aguilera
Fucker of the year – Ann Arbor Police
Critique of the year – Bal (give him a visit at bal.mit.edu)

News feeder of the year – Reuters

Computer of the year – None (Self-assembled is the best)
Quasi-computer of the year – Anything related to Apple Computers
Motherboard of the year – ASUS P4G8X
Processor of the year – AMD Athlon
Video card of the year – ATI Radeon 9500 Pro
Sound card of the year – Sound Blaster Audigy 2 Platinum
Speaker of the year – Creative Inspire 6.1
Mp3 player of the year (hardware) – NOMAD Jukebox Zen
OS of the year – MS Window XP
Programming language of the year – C++
Web browser of the year – IE 6
Firewall of the year – ZoneAlarm 3.0
Tracker of the year – VisualCare
AV of the year – Norton Anti-Virus 2002
Digicam of the year – Fuji FinePix 2650
Image editor of the year – Adobe Photoshop 7.0
HTML editor of the year – MS Notepad 5.1
Search engine of the year – Google
Portal of the year – Yahoo!
Messenger of the year – MSN Messenger 4.6
Media player of the year – RealOne
Mp3 player of the year (software) – Winamp 3
Game of the year – Star Wars Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast
Gamer of the year – Mohd Saiful Mohd Bohari (You wouldn’t believe how many ORIGINAL games he bought)
Weblog publisher of the year – Blogger.com
Weblog of the year – Samizdata.net

Fast food of the year – Subway
Restaurant of the year – Penang in Chicago
Coffee shop of the year – Starbuck
Pop of the year – Mountain Dew
Dining Hall of the year – South Quad

University of the year – University of Michigan
Campus of the year – Central Campus
Zoo of the year (Special Award) – University of Michigan North Campus
Reshall of the year – West Quad
Organization of the year – Solar Car Team
Workspace of the year – SCT’s workshop in Ypsilanti
Professor of the year – Myron Campbell
GSI/TA of the year – David Winn
Course of the year – EECS 280
Building of the year – Umich EECS Building
Hangout place of the year – Underground, Michigan League
Day of the year – Tuesday (It was EECS 280’s deadline)
Swear word of the year – Mother Fucker

Planet of the year – Saturn
City of the year – Chicago, Illinois
Mall of the year – Somerset in Troy, Michigan
Freeway of the year – I-90, USA
Street of the year – S. University St. in Ann Arbor, Michigan

Car of the year – Toyota Celica

Book of the year – The Turk by Tom Standage
Magazine of the year – Computer Shopper
Text book of the year – Savitch’s Absolute C++

Football team of the year – AC Milan
Sport site of the year – uefa.com
NCAAF team of the year – Iowa

Movie of the year – Lord of the Rings: Two Towers
Disappointment of the year – Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
Flop of the year -Jason X
Shit of the year – Jason X
Short Film of the year – BMWFilms.com’s The Hire
Cartoon of the year – South Park
Sitcom of the year – Friends
Group of the year – Tool
Song of the year – Broken by 12 Stones

Well, hope that wrap the year. Next year, I’ll take vote for some entries but this year, to hell with democracy I say.

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Society

[112] Of altruism and greed

Altruism. It’s a funny word isn’t it?

It is a word that means unselfishness which in turn means doing something without thinking of one’s own benefit. It is a good notion no doubt but I have reasons of not trusting the existence of altruism although I myself have gone through this so-called altruism.

I believe that things happen for at least a reason. War occurs because of greed and prosperity exists because of greed too. Hate is caused by jealousy and love is also, not jealousy but again, greed. With three to one, it is safe to claim that the world is based on greed. Greed is everything.

Take this for an instance – the United States without covering its intention wants to attack Iraq and thank god the world stands in the US way. Russia on the other hand is against any unilateral action against Iraq. Vladimir Putin does this not because he hates the American but instead, it is about money. Iraq owes Russia billions of Rubles, and if the US was allowed to invade the gulf state, Russia thinks Iraq won’t be able to pay up the Russian. The Muslim nations on the other hand are against the US move since they are jealous of US. Plus, seeing the US gaining the riches of the Arab is the last thing they want to see. Therefore, in the end a war based on greed was prevented by greed itself.

Greed’s hand is far reaching. War was prevented by greed and this simply points to another uneasy thinking – peace is also greed. It is only during peace our so-called needs and wants could be satisfied. Needs and wants are economy’s complicated term for greed. When you are in a class, certainly it will be troublesome to hear supply and greed instead of hearing supply and demand.

When we sits in a class especially business related, we are learning Greed 101 or greed 345 in reality. Sure, some of you say I sit in the class to further my knowledge which in turn will benefit the society. Sure, I will respect you for that but somewhere in the way, you will earn fame and money while serving the society. And isn’t that the true goal of us learning? To earn respect, power and money no matter how hard you deny it? See, even when we are doing a virtue, in the end, it is greed along, like Satan in the mask of an angel.

Love is a virtue too but trust me, it is no shorter than greed. Love is a greed of owning someone else, to have the other’s tender and kindness without sharing it with another.

Greed may well perhaps gave birth to socialism and communism. These two ideas are against greed but they themselves reflect the greed and jealousy of the lower class. They are dismayed with the greed of the upper class because they themselves want that richness and power. Therefore, while democracy is the upper and middle class’ greed, communism is the lower class’ greed. (After years of reading nonsense, I still can’t draw a clear line between socialism and communism. I once remember the difference but now, I’ve lost it)

Religions are against greed as far as my knowledge enlightens me. But yet, religions promote love and stuffs that would promise the believers a good health in the afterlife. Of all virtues, altruism in religion’s sense is the closest you could get to the real meaning altruism. Nevertheless, one that practice altruism has the greed for the afterlife. So, no matter how hard the believers say, in a way, being a believer is caused by another kind of greed.

“It’s too bad the world is based on greed.”
– Papa Roach, Between Angels and Insects. 2000

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Personal

[111] Of another semester ends

After this semester, no more calculations for me, ever or at least the way it seems right now. I don’t know whether taking this side step is going to be better for me. I am taking a risk, a huge risk for my future.

Although I am glad that this semester is almost over, I am going to miss it. Of all semesters, I think I like this semester the best – cool professors, nice teaching assistants and lovable friends.

As I was trying to keep my heart rate down in 170 Dennilson, Lynda, my classmate in Physics class sat right beside me, saying something about she is going to miss Bryan and me after this. I for once was not being nostalgic but after hearing that, I certainly going to miss arguing with Khateeb each time in lecture, listening the Prof. Campbell’s entertaining lecture and stuffs. Yeah, although I did some thing that is going to cost me my future this semester, I still think this semester is the best yet.

I just wish that I could stop time.

Well, just one more killer exam and then I will once again writing and logging off from 314 Cambridge House, West Quad.

p/s – Dow has a new CEO. Victory for the Greens.

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Society

[110] Of a dinosaur driving a boat

I need to study, need to stop surfing, need to stop wasting time, need to stop blogging.
I can’t study, can’t stop surfing, can’t stop throwing time out of the window, argh!!!

I got this from godslonelyman.blogspot.com

At the end of one of the Jurassic Park sequels, a dinosaur drove a boat and crashed it into B Street Pier in San Diego. Now, I know about how sophisticated and smart the dinosaurs were, but driving a boat? I gotta draw the line somewhere. I’ve never seen a dinosaur drive a boat, and I bet you haven’t, either.

A good example on how Hollywood has insulted the intelligence of the public.

p/s – Wuargh!!! The credits in my account has dropped below USD 1000 for the first time. Wuargh, gotta stop spending but I want that NOMAD!!!

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Sports

[109] Of Ajax 2 – 1 Roma

Hear ye, hear ye!

Ajax has beaten Roma with a convincing two to one score line. It may look closed but never judge a book by its cover.

Ajax dominated the game early on and asserted its dominance by an early goal by Zlatan Ibrahimovic, the amazing Swede player. However, it could be argued that it was luck by nature but Litmanen’s goal was certainly a world-class goal. To prove how Ajax dominated the game, it is only necessary to mention that Roma sent shiver to Ajacied’s spine in only two occasions; the first thunder was in the first half, the 20th minute to be precise by the Brazilian Captain Cafu and the second one was a goal by Gabriel Bastituta in the final minutes.

Ajax was expected to fight an uphill task with six key Ajax’s players succumbed to injury and suspension. Five of them were Ajax’s impressive goalie, Didulica, defenders Chivu and Galasek, forward Van der Vaart and Sikora. However, Ajax, like in the previous game, refused to listen to the odd and came out of the game as a winner.

Following the win, Ajax now sits on top of Group B of the Champions’ League with Arsenal. Both teams have four points to their credit. Not far behind is Valencia with two points and last is Roma, with no point at all.

The next CL game is going to be in February 2003 against Arsenal. Well, May de magish van der meer always emerge victorious.

Fair use.

Jari Litmanen after scoring Ajax’s second against AS Roma. Photo taken from uefa.com