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History & heritage

[159] Of world history

If I were given a chance to choose in when and where I would be born in, there are four options that I would seriously consider. The first period of course would be right now, anywhere in the first world nations where technology reigns supreme. Next in line would be in southern Europe during the Renaissance. Thirdly, anywhere in the Islamic civilization from the Abbasid rule till the Umayyad Andalusian days and finally during the classical era in Athens or Rome.

I wouldn’t choose any place in the new world during the ancient times simply because the culture there was too barbaric and thus living even the most decent life will be almost impossible. Ancient Egypt and the Mesopotamian (or the Persian) are also out of the equation because, although their architectural feats were impressive, the Greek and Roman provide a far more interesting scenario. Finally, I wouldn’t live in Chinese Empire realm because they were technically and geographically deprived from contact with any other powerful civilization and thus lack the excitement that Athens, Rome, Alexandria, Cairo, Damascus and Baghdad enjoyed.

The first thing that I will explain is my choice on the modern world.

Why anyone wouldn’t want to live anywhere in a first world country today? All life’s possibilities are here and today. Information and wealth are excessively abundant. The distance between one point to another are nothing but physical. We could virtually reach the other side of planet in mere minutes. The internet has made our life easier in almost every means necessary. All we need to do is order a delicious pizza or an ATi Radeon 9700 Pro over the net and then wait for the pizza boy or postal service to deliver it right to your front door. Read what is happening in Baghdad today while you are sitting comfortably in front of a high end computer with an instant black coffee on your side to start the beautiful day during the warm greenly spring. Go to classes or offices or in matter of fact, anywhere with modern day transportation. It doesn’t how, by the tires, cruise all the way across the pacific or airborne; you will get there eventually (provided the wallet is thick of course). Food are plentiful and not to mention delicious. People are friendly or at least polite. Hack, this is heaven on Earth baby. There are some problems though like Osama bin Laden and getting a bad score for an engineering course exam but hey, life is a risk and we all will die sooner or later. If you think too much of the risk, you might as well commit suicide now.

On the other hand, life during the Renaissance would be interesting indeed. Trade was on its peak and kingdoms were starting to send out expedition to find land in order to find new profitable trade routes. Wealth was starting to build up and culture was enjoying rejuvenation like it had never seen before. Be in the court of kings and see how their recklessness changed the world. Be in Seville and Lisbon and look out for Columbus, Diaz or Magellen. Or better set foot in Pisa and Venice and see how Michelangelo polished up his name. At the same time, listen the argument Galileo made against Church and quietly laugh at the Church illogical counter arguments against a single man revolutionized modern astronomy. Life was a high profile drama back then. At the same time, enjoy the mythical stories of the oriental and read the scientific works of Muslim scholars during the golden age of Islam.

One will wonder how the Renaissance was achieved and eventually will look in the direction of the desert during the day when Islam ruled supremacy in all areas. Be in ancient Damascus and Baghdad and see how Islam saved the world, the European in particular by preserving the classical Greek works and further refined it. Make yourself present in the House of Wisdom that was established by Harun al-Makmun and be marveled at the collection of books before it was destroyed by the ravaging Mongol armies. See also how they transferred the art of paper making from China through the Silk Road to the other part of the world and used to for their own advancement. At the same time, be amazed at how they integrated the modern numerical system into theirs, abandoning the abacus and thus enabling scholars making steps further in the field of Mathematics. Look at how the great Persian and Byzantium Empire crumbled under the might of the Muslim army.

Wonder at how the Crusaders managed to conquer Jerusalem and see Saladin reconquered the holy city of Religions of the Book. Listen to the stories concerning the struggle between Richard the Lionheart and Saladin. And finally, be in Alhambra to experience the height of Islam in Cordova and Granada, the one place that became the genesis point of European supremacy.

If that doesn’t impress you, sure being side by side, or least living during the times of Julius Caesar, Mark Anthony, Brutus and Marcus Aurelius or with Alexander the Great and Plato himself makes you shudder. See how Caesar and Anthony fell in love with Cleopatra or be in front of the Roman Senate and hear to Mark Anthony when he said “Friends, Romans or Countrymen!” out loud after the assassination of a great person that changed a republic into a despotism and inevitably a monarchy. If you like the dead tree edition, then delve by yourself in the Great Library of Alexandria and enjoy the wisdom of the ancient world or see yourself the construction of the ancient Lighthouse of Alexandria, one of the seven wonders of the ancient world.

Damn I love history.

Categories
Humor

[158] Of funny stuff from Yahoo!

I found that this is outrageously funny.

Categories
Books & printed materials Poetry

[157] Of Mathnawi

Rumi’s Mathnawi.

Beautiful piece of work.

From love, bitter things become sweet,
From love, copper becomes gold,
From love, the dregs become pure,
From love, pains become medicine,
From love, the dead are made alive,
From love, kings are made slaves…

Categories
Environment Humor

[156] Of winter in spring and April Fool’s

Once when I was small, I’d read this one book published by Reader’s Digest. It was a book with black, hard cover. I couldn’t remember what the book was about but it had a picture with the Sphinx covered with snow. Seeing Egypt covered in snow is impossible back then that even I who was a nothing but a kid dismissed the picture as an impossibility. Now however, seeing the scenario in the real world is not really science fiction. Cairo may well be seeing snow if the climate continues to change as drastically as it is now.

Ann Arbor has the reputation as a town with notorious winter. All people that I’ve known off always sigh about spending the wintertime in the Tree Town. Upon hearing all the complaints and the sorts, I had waited my first winter in Michigan complete with almost all the winter gears. Later, turned out that my first winter was not so bad at all and I pushed all the words I had heard before as merely exaggeration. Yet, I heard chatters among the local residents on how that winter was fairly easy compared to past years.

This year winter, the truth is now known. The snow fell but it was late. But it fell anyway with a vengeance. By the time it took a halftime break, the snow was more than ankle’s deep. After halftime was up, the snow fell again well into February. By that time, the snow in some parts of Arboretum was groin’s deep.

February passed slowly and winter with it, or so it seemed. March was pretty much getting warmer although it was still cold by any standard. Then, on St. Patrick Day, the Sun finally came up and everybody declared spring was here to stay. Unfortunately, right after the warm green St. Patrick, God decided, let it be snow rather than light and the next thing I knew, the snow was ankle’s deep again.

Afterward, April sets in so did spring, or so it seemed again. The temperature was still below the 20s nevertheless (and this I mean degree in Fahrenheit of course).
Currently. the Sun is high up the sky and it is tempting to go outside and smell the spring air. Today is spring indeed but it is going to snow again tomorrow, like it was yesterday.
To some people, this might be God’s way of playing enjoying April Fool’s. Like how Nue put it, I was dumbed.

If snow in spring is not impossible, then snow is Egypt is possible too sooner or later.
This is the reason why we need to change our mind set. We cannot continue to pollute when the result of pollution is right in the air that we breathe. How much longer do we need to be convinced that something is wrong?

True that climatic change might be just a natural cycle but how much more living evidences do we need to see in order us to be convinced that we are actually accelerating the cycle?

How much longer do we need to confirm that global warming is being accelerated and in turn causing the climatic change to be accelerated too?

Will seeing the Sphinx wrapped in snow convince us?

If that so, it might as well be too late for us. By us, I mean you and me. This includes the industrialist and the environmentalist of course.

Anyhow, an April Fool’s joke fooled lots of gullible fools. To Nue, I believe it Poisson d’Avril. ROTFLOL.

Below are the mails behind the April Fool’s joke author and me and with Nue’s pissed and dumbed mail to Mike. The format defers since different email platforms were used. And I DID NOT, I repeat, DID NOT hack into anybody account for this.

On Wed, 2 Apr 2003, Mohd Hafiz Noor Shams wrote:http://128.84.137.192/2003/US/04/01/deport.muslims/index.html
COOL APRIL FOOL STUFF!!!
I salute you! =)

Wednesday, April 02, 2003 7:58 AM -0500

Heheh, thanks. :) I have a few Muslim friends who fell for it while some
caught it. Happy April Fools!

Cheers,
Mike

On Wed, 2 Apr 2003, Mohd Hafiz Noor Shams wrote:

hey again,
i think one of friends is pissed off and she is thinking of mailing you.
Considering she actually called home and stuff, i imagine her email gonna
be harsh. hehehehheh
Just ignore it hehehehehe.
Damn, i can’t stop laughing hahhahahaa.

Wednesday, April 02, 2003 10:40 AM -0500

LOL. One of my friends thought it was HORRIBLE but so funny at the same
time. Her first reaction was “i’m not surprised, bush is a moron” and so
forth. My friend and I were laughing hysterically!

Mike

[I then asked Mike for Nue’s mail after knowing that Nue sent an email to him. I lost this copy somehow]

Thursday, April 03, 2003 5:13 PM -0500

Hey, here you go. :) Hehehe.

———- Forwarded message ———-
Date: Wed, 02 Apr 2003 12:38:40 -0800
From: nue abdul [I censored the add for privacy reason]
To: *****@*****.shafe.com
Subject: congratulations


a nice and productive day is all you need :)

Greetings
I don’t think any introduction is necessary
Just know that I am one of your stupid joke victims
A few things to be said,
you made me panic like hell
you made me rethink my future plans and LIFE
you made me actually spread the paranoia
you made me feel like an ass

All in all, although the joke was GOOD and INGENIUS
I just think that the topic is a bit too inappropriate
But then again, gullible me
So keep up the good work
May your other works, work like hell

regards
pissed and dumbed

Date: Wed, 2 Apr 2003 18:14:18
From: Mike Shafer
To: nue abdul

Thank you. :) I’m sorry I had to shut down the page…. the powers that be
didn’t find it funny. Oh well. :(

After all this, Nue demands me to buy her an ice-cream but hey, a really good laugh worth paying an ice cream for somebody.

p/s – The Russian HAS finally put da! server back online. I’d thought it went offline for good, which really scared the crap out of me.

Categories
Activism Politics & government Society

[154] Of the invasion of Iraq

The United States Of America and its allies have started bombarding Iraq. At the same time, the Ann Arbor populace are showing their discontent against the unjust war.

A few pro-peace movements organized a successful rally today. The students’ movements started the peace rally at the Diag at 1700 hours. A few students spoke in the name of peace. Later, the students marched along N. University St., E. Liberty, W. Liberty St. and Main St. before joining other war protesters in front of the Ann Arbor Federal Building. I joined the procession at about 1700 hours and left the rally at about 1900 hours.

Although it was raining, the event was a success. The anti-war march received a huge turnout and the peaceful Tree Town was transformed into a noisy city. A few chanted were shouted. Among them were “What do we want? Peace. When do we want it? Now”, “Who let the dog out? Bush, Bush, Bush, Bush, Bush!”, “Who is the bastard? Bush!”

Candle vigil was also carried out with thousand of people standing and singing in front of the Federal Building.



















For peace!