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[1691] Of re: thank you Mr. Prime Minister for small government

Dear Mr. Prime Minister Sir,

How are you these days?

I heard it has been cloudy over there in Putrajaya for the past several months. I reckon starting the day so gloomily almost every day does little to inspire the heart. I do not envy you but I wish you well regardless!

Fortunately for many others, it has not been all doom and gloom everywhere. The sun has been shining brilliantly for the past few months now here. With blue sky as a background, white cotton-like cloud slowly crawls across the space above. In other words, life is not too bad at all. You should get out of Putrajaya more often and enjoy the sun!

Initially, I had thought a storm was brewing. All those threats issued by various groups made me all jittery and I am only glad that those threats did not materialize. I am sure many others felt the same way. Those dark clouds inevitably broke up and gave way to the sun. Hey, we all could use some time under the sun!

Anyway, enough about the weather.

How long has it been since March 8?

About a hundred days? I cannot believe that it has been so long since March 8. How time flies, do you not think so?

Just after March 8, I have heard a number of individuals doubting the stability of Pakatan state governments in the west coast of the Peninsula. They alleged that DAP and PAS could not possibly work together. On the contrary, those state governments are still standing and they appear to have warmed their seats rather comfortably.

Well, good for them.

In fact, instead of worrying about the stability of these state governments, I am now concerned with the stability of the federal government!

I am worried for you because I like how the whole equation works out at the moment. The latest general election put a pause on those Sovietique developmental corridors which involved too much central planning for my taste. At the same time, some of the more outrageous wealth redistribution policies proposed by the Pakatan front could not be implemented because you have successfully manned your fort in Putrajaya.

The result?

A small government!

I wanted a small government and I got it. And you, sir, made all that possible! You sir, are one of the greatest things a lot of libertarians could ask for.

And you know what? I love you for that!

I know, I know. I am probably one of those weird individuals whom not too many find it easy, if at all possible, to accommodate. This law is tyranny; that speech is too populist; those rulings irrelevant; these papers rubbish; etc. It is as if nothing could please people like me, libertarians!

There are people out there that think libertarians are rebels without a cause. But they are wrong dear sir, they are utterly wrong. All we wanted is a small government.

We just want to manage our own money. We do not want to have our money redistributed by other people. We do not appreciate being forced to fund the EPF so that it could buy some local banks. Oh, we hate bailouts. We do not like paying excessive tax and we do not plan to fund any subsidy. We would like the government to concentrate on what it is supposed to do and that is governance, not doing businesses or redistributing wealth. We do not like to be told what to do. We want to speak freely. We want to shout nonsense in the middle of the Dataran Merdeka. We want the state to get out of our bedrooms. Take those CCTVs in public spaces down. Our religious beliefs are our own, not yours. We want local government. We want a liberal democracy!

We want freedom.

All in all, we, libertarians, the individualists, distrust the state. So distrustful we are that we would want to have a strong check and balance mechanism in the government. And the current political scenario allows just that!

You sir, have made the impossible possible! You have achieved what many have failed. Without you, we would not have got what we aimed for. Because of you, we libertarians, previously always grumbling, have now begun smiling. For that, you thoroughly deserve a raving applause. For he’s a jolly good fellow, for he’s a jolly good fellow, for he’s a jolly good fellow, that nobody can deny!

These days, too many people say too many bad things about you. Understandably, you may feel lonely sometimes but fret not however. Whenever you are feeling the blues, be rest assured that there are those whom appreciate you!

So, take heart dear sir. After a rainy day in the evening, just go outside of your office and look for a rainbow out there. If you are lucky, you may find a Leprechaun with a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

Kind regards,
Your friendly libertarian

P.S. Do you have any plan to abolish the Inland Revenue Board? Filling up those forms is such a drag. Worse, those IRB songs are so bad that it made Britney Spears a superstar!

Mohd Hafiz Noor Shams. Some rights reserved Mohd Hafiz Noor Shams. Some rights reserved Mohd Hafiz Noor Shams. Some rights reserved

p/s — a version of this article was first published by The Malaysian Insider.

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[1498] Of Earthly Strip: No Crisis

When I read an article relating to the resignation of Chua Soi Lek in The Star today…:

Fair use.

…I just could not resist it:

Some rights reserved. By Mohd Hafiz Noor Shams.

I just love the Prime Minister. He gives too many opportunities for humor. Perhaps, he aims to rival the current US President!

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[1471] Mengenai pemimpin separuh jalan

John Kerry, seorang calon Demokrat untuk kerusi Presiden Amerika Syarikat pada tahun 2004 pernah dituduh sebagai calon yang sering menukar fikiran. Mereka yang menentang pencalonannya dengan mudah melabelkan ahli Demokrat itu sebagai tidak berpendirian. Jawapan Kerry terhadap satu soalan mengenai pembiayaan perang setinggi USD87 billion di Kongress masih lagi berdengung di gegendang telinga: “Saya sokong cadangan USD87 billion itu sebelum saya menentangnya” (I actually did vote for the $87 billion before I voted against it). Kata-katanya itu menjadi tema tidak rasmi kempennya yang gagal. Walaupun Lautan Pasifik memisahkan dua negara yang berkongsi jalur merah-putih ini, pentadbiran Perdana Menteri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi tidak jauh berbeza dengan John Kerry dari segi keyakinan pendirian.

Beberapa contoh perlu diberi untuk menguatkan persamaan itu dan peristiwa pembatalan pembinaan jambatan untuk mengantikan Tambak Johor ada untuk diimbas kembali. Pada mulanya, pentadbiran negara ini beria-ia untuk memulakan pembinaan jambatan itu walaupun tanpa persetujuan daripada negara jiran Singapura. Saya adalah seorang daripada mereka yang menyokong pembinaan jambatan itu atas beberapa sebab. Malah, saya juga menyokong Malaysia untuk tarik diri daripada perbincangan mengenai jambatan itu kerana pilihan yang tersedia di dalam pertemuan itu kurang berupaya mengatasi pulangan yang wujud di luar. Setelah menyedari akan kenyataan itu, kerajaan Malaysia memulakan kerja-kerja awal pembinaan jambatan. Beberapa minggu kemudian bagaimanapun, pembinaan dibatalkan dengan mengejutnya. Saya berasa amat kecewa akan keputusan itu yang dicapai seolah-olah oleh seorang remaja wanita yang mengalami haid. Yang lebih menyakitkan hati, duit rakyat sebanyak RM100 juta terpaksa dibayar kepada satu syarikat yang terlibat di dalam pembinaan jambatan itu sebagai pampasan ganti rugi. Ini tidak termasuk malu yang ditanggung oleh Malaysia akibat keputusan kerajaan yang tidak bertanggungjawab. Jikalau pentadbiran Abdullah Ahmad Badawi tidak bersedia untuk membina jambatan itu dari awal, tidak perlulah mereka memberi janji-janji palsu. Saya percaya, saya mampu menerima keputusan “tidak” dengan baik jika ia dilakukan dari awal lagi. Saya jamin, ramai yang bersependapat dengan saya mengenai perkara ini.

Satu lagi contoh menyentuh penjualan sebahagian daripada saham Proton kepada Volkswagen. Saya secara amnya menyokong dasar-dasar liberalisasi. Tarian mengacah yang berlaku di meja rundingan seperti yang disampaikan oleh media massa bagaimanapun tidak membantu menerangkan keadaan. Seperti iklan biskut Chipsmore, sekejap ada, sekejap tiada. Kemudiannya, kerajaan melalui Khazanah Nasional Berhad membuat keputusan untuk menarik diri daripada meja bulat setelah pembincangan penjualan itu berlangsung dengan baik.[1] Ini menguatkan lagi corak yang disaksikan di sekitar isu jambatan pengantian Tambak Johor: pendirian yang goyah. Ini mengugat segala keyakinan yang ada di dalam seseorang kepada kerajaan.

Ini sangat berbeza dengan cara pemerintahan PM Mahathir Mohamed yang tegas. Oleh sebab inilah saya percaya bahawa 50 tahun akan datang, tiada siapa akan mengingati PM Abdullah Ahmad Badawi.

Selain jambatan dan Proton, bagai lalang ditiup angin, dasar yang dibuat semata-mata melalui budi bicara yang merosakkan reputasi negara kelihatan di projek landasan keretapi berkembar. Pentadbiran sebelumnya memulakan projek tersebut hanya untuk dibatalkan, atau ditanggungkan oleh pentadbiran kini. Kata kerajaan, membazir; defisit pembelanjaan negara yang besar.[2] Apabila Rancangan Malaysia Ke-9 dilancarkan, tidaklah pula PM memikirkan tentang defisit. Oh ya, setelah beberapa tahun kemudian, projek itu dilancarkan kembali.[3] Janganlah kita lupa pula tentang bagaimana Ircon dari India dipermainkan oleh kerajaan Malaysia pimpinan Barisan Nasional semasa pemberian kontrak landasan berkembar itu.[4]

Pola pemerintahan yang gemar menggunakan budi bicara ini hanya memikirkan apa yang berlaku dijangka masa yang terdekat tanpa menghiraukan kesan jangka masa panjang. Siapa yang akan mempercayai Malaysia apabila kita selalu gagal dan cuba untuk melarikan diri daripada memenuhi kata-kata kita? Jika ini berterusan, janji Malaysia akan kehilangan nilai.

Jadi, apabila PM menyatakan bahawa beliau bukan pemimpin separuh jalan[5], sukar untuk saya mempercayai beliau. Saya menjemput para pembaca untuk menilai rekod pentadbiran ini dengan mata dan telinga sendiri dan tidak mempercayai apa yang diperkatakan oleh PM tanpa usul periksa. Rekod dengan jelas menunjukkan bahawa PM ini memandu kereta ke satu arah dan kemudian patah balik ke belakang tanpa tiba di destinasi yang dijanjikan. Atas sebab inilah, bagi saya, kata-kata PM tiada nilai lagi.

Mohd Hafiz Noor Shams. Some rights reserved Mohd Hafiz Noor Shams. Some rights reserved Mohd Hafiz Noor Shams. Some rights reserved

[1] — FRANKFURT/KUALA LUMPUR, Nov 20 (Reuters) – Malaysia and Volkswagen (VOWG.DE), the world’s fourth-largest carmaker, have ended talks aimed at setting up a cooperation deal with struggling national carmaker Proton Holdings (PROT.KL).

It was the second time in two years that VW-Proton talks over cooperation have ended without a deal, but VW said it still planned to build up a production base in Southeast Asia.

Malaysia announced on Tuesday that it would no longer look for a foreign partner for the ailing Proton for now and added that state investment firm Khazanah Nasional had stopped its talks with both VW and U.S. rival General Motors (GM.N). [Malaysia ends talks with VW, GM over Proton. Reuters. November 20 2007]

[2] — On his move to cancel or postpone certain mega projects after becoming prime minister, Abdullah said it was because the government was facing a deficit budget at that time. [Rules eased to woo foreigners yet help Bumis. New Straits Times. December 5 2007]

[3] — He said some of the projects were being revived, citing the double-tracking project as an example. [Rules eased to woo foreigners yet help Bumis. New Straits Times. December 5 2007]

[4] — New Delhi – Malaysia has re-issued an invitation to the Indian Railway Construction Company (IRCON) to participate in the double tracking railway project from Seremban to Gemas.

The invitation by Prime Minister Dato’ Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi was handed personally to Indian Prime Minister, Manmohan Singh by Foreign Minister, Datuk Seri Syed Hamid Albar who is attending the Malaysia India joint commission meeting in New Delhi.

Commercial relations between Malaysia and India hit a sour note in 2003 after Malaysia denied IRCON the USD$3.4 billion double-tracking contract despite having issued a letter of intent to the company. [Malaysia re-issued an invitation to IRCON for the double tracking railway project. RTM. February 17 2007]

[5] — PUTRAJAYA: Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi berkata, semua janji yang terkandung dalam manifesto Barisan Nasional (BN) pada Pilihan Raya Umum 2004 sedang dilaksanakan dan ia mengambil masa lebih daripada sepenggal untuk disempurnakan.

Sambil menyatakan beliau bukan pemimpin separuh jalan, Perdana Menteri berkata, segala perancangan kini berjalan lancar dan negara sudah memasuki fasa kedua pelaksanaan program pembangunan bagi mencapai matlamat Wawasan 2020. [Saya bukan pemimpin separuh jalan: Abdullah. Berita Harian. December 11 2007]

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[1469] Of Earthly Strip: The in law

Some rights reserved. By Mohd Hafiz Noor Shams

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[1116] Of dear Malaysians, take me to your leader

Question.

The Prime Minister is in Yemen.

The Deputy Prime Minister is in Saudi Arabia.

So, who exactly is in charge?

The king?

Please do not tell me that it is somebody on the fourth floor.

This case also occurred in 2005.