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[566] Of Malaysian Bloggers against haze

Being back in Malaysia is beginning to be a very horrible experience and it’s all due to the . The haze has been worsening and it’s expected to last well into October. On top of that, with the current dry season, there might be water rationing in approximately two weeks if rain doesn’t pour down. Isn’t that sweet?

Haze is the buzz word in the Malaysian blogosphere currently. Everywhere you go, it’s there. It’s kind of expected since bloggers are kind of zeitgeists – bloggers are humans and they tend to talk about everything that is current. So I figure, hell, let’s take a tour of haze loving people by sweeping through the Project Petaling Street.

First stop, jon choo’s weblog with entry OMG Haze!!! This blog criticizes others for blaming Indonesia for the haze. He states that in one of the last, what’s becoming annual, haze, Malaysian companies were involved in open burning in Indonesia. For that reason, Malaysian should not blame Indonesia but instead, look into the mirror.

I however disagree with the blog’s punch line. While I do disagree with placing the blame entirely on Indonesia’s shoulder, Indonesia does share an elephant size of the blame. Reason is that Indonesia has been reluctant and unable to enforce no open burning rule within its territories. And even if Malaysian plantation companies are the culprits, enforcement falls on Indonesia’s hand, not Malaysia’s. In fact, I don’t mind if the Indonesian government want to sue those companies. Heck, if Indonesia could sue Newmont – which is one of the largest extraction conglomerates in the world for various environment damages – I’m sure Indonesia could do that same to any company that is related to the cause of the haze.

On the Malaysian side, at least there are enforcements against open burning. In fact, Malaysia doesn’t impose death penalty on illegal clearing while Indonesia does and yet enforcement makes the difference. If I wouldn’t know any better, the word enforcement might mean the word joke in Bahasa Indonesia.

Second on the inspection is Shagadelica. This blog laments on how the government does not plan to make the Air Pollution Index public. I share the same sentiment. The government should just release the readings just like what has been done with AP list.

And then, there’s A Spicy Life which talks about health tips. A commendable effort but I’m afraid we are already dead.

Even minishorts talks about haze! Do you realize what does this mean? It’s like Bush commenting on Michigan affirmative action admission policy! But then, a couple sentences later, I realized that she doesn’t actually talk about haze per se. So, it’s more like Menj trying to talk about religious freedom but instead ended talking about nonsense and then calling others morons.

However, I’m being unfair since I haven’t read the whole thing and I don’t plan to read that entry. Maybe even the minishorts – Menj comparison isn’t suitable. After all, minishorts is much more lovable than Menj.

After minishorts, here comes the most original idea by HodgePodge I Am. The blog hints that this might be an Indonesian conspiracy to screw Malaysia! BJ Thoughts shares the same idea of conspiracy though this blog tries to explain the idea more thoroughly.

Nilesh Babu thanks Indonesia for this uninspiring gift and notes that Cyberjaya and Wangsa Maju are practically being eaten by smog.

mental jog on the other hand talks about a hazy article by The Sun.

And a picture worth a thousand word. osaya 2nite has a picture to describe how bad the haze is. Observe the distance between the camera and the object of interest. dDoinkster Speaks offers another picture while Rajan has kind words for the Indonesian authority.

And finally, another picture by xes.

With the roundup done, do you know what we should do right now?

We should all organize a “Malaysian Bloggers against haze” and write a letter to our rep or even phone them. In that letter or phone call, tell the rep about ASEAN Agreement on Transboundary Haze Pollution and urge him or her to urge the Parliament to urge Indonesia to have a goddamn urgency to ratify this urgent environmental treaty urgently, or urgently, else. Tell them, that we don’t f care about the AP right now, that we don’t f care about security on Malacca Straits at the moment, that we don’t f care about Myanmar currently, that we don’t f care for a lot of other things but we do f care about choking ourselves to our f death.

If you don’t know who represents you, the Malaysian Parliament has a complete list though they don’t seem to offer us the reps’ email address.

So, what are you waiting for? Get your urgent ass off your urgent chair and do something urgent, urgently.

p/s – oh yeah, happy belated ASEAN day, chickens.

pp/s – Roadkill, what seems to be a Singaporean, offers reading on pollution index by Singapore’s National Environment Agency. If we couldn’t rely on our own goverment to provide pollution reading, maybe should rely on Singapore’s and become Singaporeans themselves!

ppp/s – photo from Keramat, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

The Petronas Twin Towers, on an average day, could be seen in between the condominium and the trees.

That apartment building I reckon is about 200 meters away.p4/s – the Malaysia Department of Environment has finally made the Air Pollution Index public. It has been kept secret before this and there were growing discontent towards the government policy.

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[561] Of haze and the need to invade Indonesia

There was one time when I could see the Petronas Twin Towers clearly from my home in Kuala Lumpur. At the moment however, the view is kind of hazy, no thanks to Indonesia.

In ASEAN, there is a treaty known as Agreement on Transboundary Haze Pollution (pdf). Basically, it encourages parties of the treaty to cooperate with each other in combating haze. As of August 2005, seven ASEAN members have ratified the agreement. They are Brunei, Laos, Malaysia, Myanmar, Singapore, Thailand and Vietnam. It is, however too bad that none of the parties is a major contributor to the – the one prime source of this haze, Indonesia, has yet to ratify the treaty.

ASEAN members need to pressure Indonesia into signing this treaty. Forget about Myanmar’s progress towards democracy for awhile. I don’t think Malaysians and indeed Singaporeans should care for Myanmar if we all are going to choke ourselves to death with Indonesian smog. We should criticize Indonesia first and Myanmar second unless Myanmar somehow gets some sort of nuclear warhead from North Korea.

ASEAN politicians have praised Indonesia for reducing open burning in Sumatra. But surely, praise or no praise, Indonesia is not doing enough. ASEAN’s worst haze happened in 1998 and since then, several ASEAN members have themselves covered by smog yearly. More needs to be done and Indonesia’s ratification of the transboundary haze pollution treaty is a great jumpstart towards improving the air quality in Southeast Asia.

If Indonesia lacks the resources needed to implement enforcement against open burning, I’m sure Malaysia and Singapore and even Brunei could offer assistance in term of manpower and monetary aid.

If nothing could convince Indonesia to tie up its shoelaces, then Malaysia and Singapore should team up and invade Indonesia, divide Sumatra among themselves and solve this haze problem once and for all.

Or, we, about 25 million Malaysians plus a couple millions of Singaporeans could together take a deep breath and blow the haze towards Jakarta. Let’s see if they like their own shit.

Or the Malaysian government could build fat ass fans that could redirect the haze towards Jakarta. Or at least until all the haze reaches Singapore… err, I mean Indonesia.

God, this haze thing is driving me nut.

p/s – Oh, if you are reading this David, don’t let Monika read this. Else, the grand scheme to grab Sumatra would fail!

pp/s – I’m moving to a new host soon. So, please bookmark www.maddruid.com instead of my current url.

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[546] Of Malaysian imperialism… er… federalism

Malaysia was first accused as an agent of imperialism by Indonesia, and to a certain extent by the Philippines, back during the formation of Malaysian Federation. Both were against the formation of Malaysia which was supposed to encompass the Federation of Malaya, Singapore, Sarawak, Brunei and Sabah. War between Malaysia and Indonesia ensued later. In the end, Malaysia somehow won though Indonesia in the process managed to convince Brunei to opt out of the federation. Later, Singapore seceded, or kicked out of Malaysia, in 1965. And Malaysia has gone a long way since.

Now, in a time of uncertainty, it’s time Malaysia expands its frontier again. Yea!

We could definitely start with Brunei. The reason Brunei refused to participate in Malaysia was because of Indonesian influence. The rest is history. Today, Indonesia struggles to hold its own territories together and Indonesia’s influence on Brunei certainly has been reduced to nil. Hence, this is a perfect timing for Malaysian federal government to initiate talk with the Sultan of Brunei of a possible ascension of Brunei into Malaysia.

The benefit of Brunei’s ascension for Malaysia is aplenty. I’ll try to explain three of them.

First and foremost, such unification would increase trade by removing barriers that distort trade. Malaysian trade increase would probably be insignificant due to Brunei’s size but Brunei would definitely enjoy greater reap in term of percentage of GDP.

Second concerns natural resources, in particular crude oil and gas. What better way for Malaysia to secure a source of energy in light of rising oil price? Brunei could be the answer to Malaysia’s thirst for the black gold.

Thirdly, Spratly. Spratly is being claimed by multiple countries in the region, including Malaysia and Brunei. Brunei’s accession into Malaysia would strengthen Malaysia and Brunei’s case. And of course, with Spratly comes along superior inflow of black oil into Brunei and ultimately, should Brunei join the federation, Malaysia itself.

Should Brunei join Malaysia, certain arrangement could be made to soften the impacts of ascension. For instance, the Sultan of Brunei and Brunei itself could be given certain autonomy power, perhaps a power more generous than what both Sabah and Sarawak currently enjoy. Whatever the possible division of power between Brunei and Malaysia may be, in the long run, Brunei should embrace democracy complete with its participation in the Malaysian Parliament with the Sultan’s authority being balanced by the interest of common Bruneian (Do we call Bruneian as Bruneian?).

Steps towards the unification of Brunei and Malaysia could be done in the near future. Or, if it couldn’t, it would definitely be viable when oil in Brunei ran out. When Brunei ran out of its natural resources, it will be in Brunei’s best interest to join Malaysia.

Nice eh? Next time, we’ll talk other possibilities of strengthening out beloved federation.

So, before:

After:

For a greater Federation!p/s – hail to the Rainbow Warrior! 20 years ago on this day, the French government sabotaged a Greenpeace vessel. One died.

pp/s – the reasons I read Samizdata.net are here and here and here.

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[518] Of diplomatic relationship of ASEAN

In the recent months or years, relationship between Southeast Asian countries has been spiced up to a whole new level. Below is how I see the origin of conflicts.

Myanmar – we are moving progressively towards a democratic system and ASEAN agrees with us. Suu Kyi is free? Go arrest her again.

Thailand – it’s not our fault. We are a peaceful nation. Those troubles in the south are caused by Malaysia, in the west, Myanmar, in the north China and in the east Cambodia and Laos! Thai tea anyone?

Laos – we’re Communist and we’re poor. So, we’ll keep our mouth shut and let you Capitalist pigs do your work. We also kick every Laotian that disagrees with our chairman. Just shut up and we won’t kick you to kingdom come.

Vietnam – Spratly is ours! We’ve proven that by confronting the Chinese navy! Want shrimp? You can’t impose tariff on us! We are not dumping!

Cambodia – we love revolutions! Viva la revolucion!

Malaysia – we are probably the second richest after those bloody kiasunistic Singaporeans (we’ll be first, don’t worry lah) but why does everybody hate us? Before you answer that, could we have Sipadan and Ligitan? Oh, and Ambalat too. Along with Pulau Batu Putih and Spratly. Hey Brunei, want to join the Federation? Hey Aceh, we’ll treat you better than Jakarta if you’d just join us. Can we have Pattani too?

Brunei – oil, oil, oil. Who needs democracy when you have all the oil in the world?

Singapore – we are richer than you, better than you and most likely sexier than you but can we have that water for free please? No? Oh come on! Quit being a bitch. Just give it to us for free. Why are you so like that one?

Indonesia – this oil subsidy is costing us gazillion of Rupiahs. We can’t afford it but Indonesians will hate us if we remove it. We need scapegoats. Hey Malaysia, quit treating us like that! Australia you racist white man! Timor you foul betrayer! America you devil! All of you are stinking imperialists! Rise Indonesia rise! For Indonesia Raya!

Philippines – die rebels die! Hmm… Killing these rebels are tougher than it ought to be. Oh, no. More demostration?

Timor Laste – help! Gankers are everywhere!

Sekian, terima kasih.

p/s – Happy Earth Day Earthy. I’m not refering to myself of course.

Save the blue sky!

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[504] Of here we go again, but pray not

I woke up, went to ReCom.org and read a thread about a new quake off Sumatra with 8.2 magnitude on Richter scale. As in right now, tsunami alert has been sounded. However, three hours after the quake was first discovered, no tsunami has been detected yet.

On the blogosphere, to show how strong the quake is, lots have reported that even Malaysians felt the tremor.