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[573] Of there go your uncertainty. And it’s less hazy today!

I woke up on Saturday and saw an alert on global warming:

After correcting for the mistake, the researchers obtained fundamentally different results: whereas Spencer’s analysis showed a cooling of the Earth’s troposphere, the new analysis revealed a warming.

Using the analysis from Mears and Wentz, Santer showed that the new data was consistent with climate models and theories.

“When people come up with extraordinary claims — like the troposphere is cooling — then you demand extraordinary proof,” Santer said. “What’s happening now is that people around the world are subjecting these data sets to the scrutiny they need.”

USA Today also reports the same thing. On a related subject that came up a few days ago:

Summers in European cities have grown up to 2.2 Celsius (4.0 Fahrenheit) hotter since the 1970s and global warming may cause ever more sweltering temperatures, the WWF conservation group said on Thursday.

Do I hear a naysayer? Wake up already. With this, I do hope the world can go beyond Kyoto and something more effective, backed with sterner but sensible action.

Regardless, the monster is sparing Kuala Lumpur today.

Compare that to similar shots taken three days ago.

This is definately a relief though I think I’m having a fever due to my singing in the haze yesterday.

p/s – Heh. Indonesia wants Malaysia to pay for oxygen produced by Indonesian forest in reaction to DAP’s demand for compensation (via). That’s the spirit…

In all seriousness, this shows how porous the nation state’s border is, considering all externalities, jokes aside.

pp/s – Heh. I have a sweet idea how to handle that suggestion.

Let’s assume all public spaces are privatized, including the atmosphere and the ocean and hence, Indonesia would be able to charge Malaysia for Indonesian oxygen utilized by Malaysians. However, assume that all nation states in this world are able to monitor their borders and have full knowledge of what crosses their borders.

Now, it’s safe to say that oxygen produced by Indonesia, or as a matter of fact any gas produced by anything that is owned by anybody, knows no boundary. Ergo, each year, countless Indonesian oxygen crosses into Malaysia illegally. Therefore, we should sue Indonesia for failing to prevent Indonesian oxygen from reaching Malaysia and hence, forcing Malaysians to breathe Indonesian oxygen!

If this is nonsensical at best, idiotic at its worst, that Indonesian engineer should have known better. Unless of course, if we were to privatize everything, it would be a different story altogether.

ppp/s – my goodness, Indonesia actually refuses Malaysia and even ASEAN’s help! What is wrong with the Indonesian government? Just accept the fact that you can’t effectively act within your own domain and desperately needs help!

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[570] Of Malaysian imperialism… err… federalism: Sumatra

Let’s be frank. Indonesian Sumatra is a pain in the ass. Anything that happens in Sumatra affects Malaysia. Any Indonesian action, or rather lack of, which concerns Sumatra, produces externality on Malaysia. Two clear examples are illegal land clearing via open burning and piracy in the Malacca Straits.

Granted, Indonesia, Malaysia and Singapore are responsible for the security in Malacca Straits. Yet, with vast undeveloped and swampy area in eastern Sumatra, Indonesia will need to do a lot more than what Malaysia and Singapore have been doing all along. Unfortunately for us all, Indonesia doesn’t have that kind of resources to start with. Subsequently, Indonesia’s inability to act within its own domain is producing negative externalities on its neighbors.

Malaysia, along with Brunei and Singapore are probably the most stable nations in Southeast Asia. Indonesia’s relative inability to act however is a threat to the three stable states. One way to stabilize the region is to internalize all Indonesian Sumatra’s problems, including their environmental and security mess.

Yes, in other words, one mean to solve all these problems is by making it exclusively our problems. Malaysia will need to encourage and convince all Sumatran states, perhaps including Aceh, into joining the Malaysian Federation. Once that happens, Malaysia will be able to make sure haze and even piracy along the busiest waterway in the world are things of the past. Apart from internalizing the environmental and piracy threat, imagine the wealth that will be made available to the Federation. More crude oil for us all, timbers, fishes, all the minerals. It will be as if Malaysia has just stumbled upon El Dorado.

Of course, the main issue remains the 250,000-strong Tentera Nasional Indonesia along with its pool of almost 60 million people according to CIA’s The World Factbook. In event of war, Malaysia’s only hope is for Indonesian fragile economy to collapse along with its cranking warships. If war ever broke up, an appropriate comparison would be the Iran-Iraq War where Iran had vast military reserve but with aging equipment while Iraq’s small but well-equipped force. The war was a stalemate but hey, Indonesia declared war on Malaysia back in the 1960s but we along with our allies kicked Jakarta and the commies’ ass. So, we might actually have a chance against Indonesia.

And hey! We know how hawkish Indonesia could be. Let’s see if they have the muscle to match their “ganyang Malaysia” spirit. After all, it was our frigate that rammed into an Indonesia’s warship in the name of Malaysian sovereignty over a piece of land under the Sunda Sea and Indonesia couldn’t do anything but accussed Malaysia of bullying them. And I doubt Indonesia has even repaired that warship.

But then, let’s give Indonesia’s retaliation a blind eye, assume that Indonesia’s economy will collapse, there will be no backlash from the international community and we all have nine lives. With so many assumptions, you’ve probably realized that I’m an economics graduate. Regardless, assuming Brunei accepts a re-invitation to join Malaysia as the new 14th state:

The new Malaysian Federation will look something like:

And we’ll probably need a new flag too. Our current flag would have too few lines. Unless, Sumatra is decreed as the fourth Federal Territory! Yeah, that’s more like it. We would be able to keep our pseudo-American flag! w00t!

O say does that Jalung Gemilang yet wave…
O’er land of meritokrasi, and the home of boleh.

Heh. Selangor should be particularly happy – the federal government would have little reason to appeal to Selangor for more land.

Or, instead of invading them, maybe Indonesia should just sign the ASEAN Agreement on Transboundary Haze Pollution.

Next entry on Malaysian federalism: Pattani.

p/s – I’ve just read Utusan Malaysia and someone finally mentioned about the haze agreement. But, heh, there are seven countries that have ratified the treaty, not six. Somebody needs to check his fact…

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[569] Of attention Singaporeans, it’s haze!

According to Jakarta Post:

SINGAPORE (DPA): A sudden and unexpected shift in wind direction could bring the choking haze shrouding Malaysia to Singapore, the National Environmental Agency (NEA) warned on Thursday.

Heh, read this too:

Or, we, about 25 million Malaysians plus a couple millions of Singaporeans could together take a deep breath and blow the haze towards Jakarta. Let’s see if they like their own shit. Or the Malaysian government could build fat ass fans that could redirect the haze towards Jakarta. Or at least until all the haze reaches Singapore… err, I mean Indonesia.

God, this haze thing is driving me nut.

All your base are belong to us. It’s a counter-conspiracy by the Malaysian authority! They built a monster fan somewhere and blew the haze towards Singapore! Muahahaha!

While there is going to be a protest in front of the Indonesian embassy tomorrow, I agree with n305er. There is a possibility that Malaysian companies are the culprits over there in Sumatra.

While the Malaysian authority has indeed no right to enforce Malaysian laws upon Indonesian territory, Malaysians could apply pressure to various Malaysian plantation companies operating in Sumatra, like Guthrie for instance. So,

Let’s target Indonesia and Guthrie.p/s – Comcast has nothing to do with this. I’m just recycling their envelope.

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[568] Of in support of Haze Haters in KL

Since my teddy bear is still in Michigan, somewhere, I think, he can’t be my spokesperson anymore like he used too during the US 2004 presidential election. I terribly miss him but great news folks! My cat has agreed to be my new spokesperson!

Here is what she has to say about the :

That is dedicated to all Indonesians. I know that most of you don’t have the internet but hell, I know you President does. For Haze Haters in KL (via).And that was a piece of envelope sent by Azwan. So, an unsincere heartfelt thank to Azwan for sponsoring the paper and hence, allowing me to recycle. =p

So people, apart from carpool, telling your reps about ASEAN Agreement on Transboundary Haze Pollution and whining while cursing Indonesia, send pictures to Haze Haters in KL at laychkoh[at]gmail[dot]com or barrieo[at]gmail[dot]com right now. Pronto.

p/s – Brøndby managed to tie Ajax down. The result for the Champions League qualification is 2 – 2. Ajax should have won if it wasn’t for Escude own goal in the 90th minute. And Babel’s goal was crazy, superb and lucky all at the same time. Watch all goals at www.ajaxfan.de.

Next meeting will be in Amsterdam on August 24.

pp/s – protest in front of the Indonesian embassy in Kuala Lumpur on Friday at 1100 local time (via). Anybody going? A good chance to shoot some photos (and probably get arrested). I’ve never got arrested by Malaysian police but was once arrested for a short while by Ann Arbor police for dissent (snowballing the police). If somehow I get arrested, then I would be able to compare which is better – getting arrested by Malaysian or Ann Arbor’s. =p

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[567] Of Malaysia offers Indonesia aid and what Malaysians should do

Amid this noxious state, Malaysia has finally offered aid to Indonesia. According to Reuters:

KUALA LUMPUR, Aug 10 (Reuters) – Malaysia offered on Wednesday to help neighbour Indonesia extinguish forest fires that have smothered Kuala Lumpur in a thick pall of smoke for a week, aggravating traffic and health conditions.

It’s about time and Indonesia better accept it.

In any case, there was a short rain just now here in Kuala Lumpur. Unfortunately, the rain did little to relieve the worsening condition. The has been relentless.

And while the government finally seems to be crawling in the right direction, we as Malaysians should help out. Instead of moaning how bad the situation really is, start out by not driving and take up public transportation instead. Or at least carpool. If you are whinning but still drive an SUV even to get to the nearest convenience store, just stfu because you have just forfeited your right to bitch.

Another thing we could do is to inform our reps of ASEAN Agreement on Transboundary Haze Pollution and how Indonesia has yet to ratify it.