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[942] Of McDonald’s is no fast food

What does fast mean to you? What does fast food mean to you?

Wikipedia defines fast food as the following:

A fast-food restaurant is a restaurant characterized both by food which is supplied quickly after ordering, and by minimal service. One trait shared by all fast food establishments is the customer pays for the food prior to consuming it.

The service offered by McDonald’s in Malaysia doesn’t fall under that definition.

Though I do from time to time crave for fries, quarter pounders, hot chicken wings, etc. — I’m craving for Wendy’s right now — I try to reduce my consumption of fast food as much as possible. It’s an environmental reason, despite the fact that McDonald’s has improved its environmental practices over the years.

Being the person that I am, being able to resist everything except temptation, I consume fast food from time to time. So far, among the times I had consumed fast food in Malaysia, McDonald’s dominates the statistics. Whether it’s systematic or accidental, for most McDonald’s restaurants I’ve been to, all of them fail to offer quick service, thus making the term “fast food” irrelevant to McDonald’s. I suspect the same is true for all fast food chains in Malaysia. For the longest time, I usually cut McDonald’s some slack but not last Tuesday.

Do you remember once when McDonald’s ran a promotion, which said they’d return your money and give you free fries or something like that if they failed to serve you less than a specified time length, in Malaysia?

I have a strong suspicion that promotion didn’t go well and was allowed to die out silently because McDonald’s had to refund too much cash back to its customers that in the end, hurting its bottom line.

Last Tuesday was one of the days which I suddenly experienced a strong urge for a Big Mac. On top of that, I was hungry, I had already wasted too much of my lunchtime at a local bank, depositing some cash into an account of a local environmental advocacy group. So, I needed something to go and close by was the golden arch with Ronald seemingly calling me out in his ugly custom. So, I marched mindlessly toward the arch as a considerable pace, hailing globalization for allowing such scenario was at all possible.

The lines weren’t too bad. There were probably eight manned counters with three people lining up at a counter on average. Unlike at the trains, nobody was jumping any line here. Thanks heaven for that. I probably spent between five to ten minutes waiting for my turn. When it was my turn to contribute to the Malaysian gross domestic product, I ordered what I wanted in the most efficient manner that I could think of at the moment: “Big Mac meal, regular size, to go”. One would assume the server or cashier or whoever behind the counter was to oblige, right?

Well, assumption is the mother of you-know-what. People in the Battlestar Galactica world would call it frack up. Don’t you love neologism?

It was all happy and smile when the person behind the counter took the order, presumingly left the counter unmanned to gather my Big Mac and fries into a paper bag. A minute later, I was checking my watch, wondering how much time I had left for lunch. A minute later, I was glad to find out that my watch was still running. Another minute later, I became annoyed that my watch was ticking at an audacious rate. Yet another minute later, the annoyance started to get the best of me. And then another minute. And then another and another and another…

Yes, I’m exaggerating but the agony of waiting cannot be understated. I’m not fracking kidding you.

When the counter was finally remanned, this time by another person, the person signaled to me that she was ready to accept payment. I which was already visibly annoyed refused to pay and asked, “But what about my meal?”

She was unable to answer the question and the situation was getting a bit uncomfortable for both of us. Well, just for McDonald’s, really. The original person that served me came to her rescue and informed me that my Big Mac was on its way and I had to wait for a few minutes longer.

If I could buy time, I would but I can’t. I refused to wait, said no thank you to both of them and left the premise, hoping that my action left bad impression on McDonald’s service among the other customers that witnessed the event.

I was growling unfortunately and time was running out. So, I opted for chocolate cookies for lunch while vowing that I will not pay for McDonald’s for a very long time, unless things markedly improve.

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Science & technology Society

[940] Of morality is genetic?

From the NYT:

Who doesn’t know the difference between right and wrong? Yet that essential knowledge, generally assumed to come from parental teaching or religious or legal instruction, could turn out to have a quite different origin.

Primatologists like Frans de Waal have long argued that the roots of human morality are evident in social animals like apes and monkeys. The animals’ feelings of empathy and expectations of reciprocity are essential behaviors for mammalian group living and can be regarded as a counterpart of human morality.

Marc D. Hauser, a Harvard biologist, has built on this idea to propose that people are born with a moral grammar wired into their neural circuits by evolution. In a new book, “Moral Minds” (HarperCollins 2006), he argues that the grammar generates instant moral judgments which, in part because of the quick decisions that must be made in life-or-death situations, are inaccessible to the conscious mind.

Also, a statement related to my assertion that morality is independent of religion:

Both atheists and people belonging to a wide range of faiths make the same moral judgments, Dr. Hauser writes, implying “that the system that unconsciously generates moral judgments is immune to religious doctrine.” Dr. Hauser argues that the moral grammar operates in much the same way as the universal grammar proposed by the linguist Noam Chomsky as the innate neural machinery for language. The universal grammar is a system of rules for generating syntax and vocabulary but does not specify any particular language. That is supplied by the culture in which a child grows up.

If morality is genetic, our understanding of morality — and of ourselves — will be greatly challenged.

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Economics Society

[932] Of Malaysia, truly Asia

Might be a year late but I can’t get the Malaysia truly Asia song out of my mind. So, I’m immortalizing it here:

Everything I’ve wanted, all that I’ve asked of you.
Everything I’ve dreamed of, it’s all coming true.
So stay with me (with me), as we walk hand in hand.

Malaysia, truly Asia,
The mountains and the sea.
Malaysia, truly Asia,
It’s calling out, to you and me.
Malaysia, truly Asia.

Whoever that came up with that tagline, the song and the ad is a genius. Too bad, I’ve never seen it on the TV in the United States and only saw it when I came back to Malaysia.

What I think is this: the ad should be shown abroad, not in Malaysia.

What I further think is this: But things like the moral police won’t help by one bit. No song will undo the damage done by the moral police. Already, it’s hurting the economy and effort to build a more diverse and rich Malaysian society:

LANGKAWI: Retired American policeman Randal Barnhart, who was subjected to a 2am raid by religious enforcement officers, is reconsidering his plan to make Malaysia his second home.

“After that unpleasant episode two weeks ago, I do not feel like making Malaysia my second home. It is a pity because both my wife and I really love Langkawi,” he said.

I say it again. We need to disband the moral police.

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p/s — Okay. Apparently this particular entry get lots of hit and I figure people are probably looking for the actual song. So, enjoy.

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Liberty Politics & government Society

[931] Of “saya bukan Islam Liberal”

Jogging around the local blogosphere, I suppose me and a few other bloggers have been placed by local religious conservative bloggers within the Liberal Islam philosophical school. Though I had no qualm with it initially, I started to rethink whether that label fits me; it doesn’t.

Though these conservative Muslims have attacked the school, I had unwittingly tried to defend it despite the fact that I’m not actually in the latter group. In some cases, some conservatives attacked me on the false assumption that I’m part of Liberal Islam. My uncalculated effort to defend such philosophy hasn’t helped me in dispelling the assumption that I’m part of that loose liberal group.

In time, I’ve recognized such defense was more of a knee jerk reaction on my behalf. So, I had taken a step back and reassessed the situation. This entry will clarify some of my political stances that are relevant to the issue and explain why I don’t subscribe to Liberal Islam philosophy.

First of all, I’m a libertarian. A libertarian is a very specific branch of liberalism. It advocates that individuals should be free to do whatever they wish with their person or property, as long as they do not infringe on the same liberty of others. In short, it calls for freedom as well as respect for freedom. Libertarianism influences all aspects of my life; from economic to social beliefs. Environmentalism also influences me but that’s irrelevant to the objective of this entry.

Being a libertarian and generally a liberal, the call for free speech, etc. comes only naturally. Part of that is freedom of religion. All these are individual rights. Libertarian itself sees individual as the basic unit of a society. These rights are essential components of libertarianism. Without these rights, one’s freedom might mean less freedom for others. I’d call libertarianism as equitable freedom.

In liberalism, the state is established by its citizens to protect the citizens and their rights. The state is there to make sure those rights are not compromised by others — be it by a citizen upon another citizen or a downright infringement of sovereignty by a foreign force. Theoretically, the state is there to provide equal protect to all, hence a fair state. In a nutshell, libertarianism distributes freedom to all equally.

In one way, this grants incredible power to the state that — if it wishes to do so — it could not only not protect its citizens that established the government in the first place, the state could infringe the rights of the citizens. Hence, the question, “who will guard the guardian?”

Democracy is designed to force the state to be accountable to its citizens. It’s the guard that guards the elected guardians. Democracy unfortunately introduces tyranny of the majority. It allows the majority to infringe on the minority’s individual rights which occurs in many places, including Malaysia, France, Turkey and the United States of America. A properly written constitution might provide some safeguard against such tyranny. Alas, the constitution itself is at the mercy of the majority. This is something that still needs to be thought out soon.

Whatever needs to be thought out, apart from rationalism and empiricism, it’s the tyranny of the majority that makes me embraces secularism. Secularism helps forestall such tyranny. It’s one step towards an impartial government.

Secularism forces the state to not favor any religion at the expense of others. The state is responsible to its citizens, not to any particular group within the society. Secularism coupled with a liberal democratic system is fertile ground for a multicultural society like Malaysia.

As a secularist and a liberal, I rarely find myself talking from religious perspective. In fact, whenever I express myself in matter related to religion, it’s because the followers of religion — may it be Christianity, Islam, Judaism, Hinduism, etc. — are infringing on individual rights. An example is the enforcement of moral policing which violates common people’s privacy.

Though I’m a Muslim, I take religion as something personal. Add that on top of the libertarian-ness in me, I won’t allow others to regulate my religion or belief as long as I don’t infringe on others’ rights. I don’t mind advice but decisions on my life are mine to take and I can do whatever I like, as long as such action doesn’t affect others.

I don’t see the world through religious prism. Instead, reasons appeal to me. That explains why sometimes I’m hostile towards religious conservatives — regardless of religion — which rarely provide rationality.

Proof to this is that, while I’m philosophically hostile to conservative Muslims, I’m not fond of Christian, Hindu or Jewish zealots either. That’s why I’ve issues the Republicans Party. If it hadn’t been from the religious conservatives, part of me would probably prefer the GOP to the Democrats in the US.

In the final analysis, while a liberal, I’m not part of Liberal Islam philosophy. I’m just a liberal with a strong sense of rationalism and empiricism. I’m a humanist. Suffice to say, the concept of divine rights needs to be rationalized before it becomes rationale.

The school of Liberal Islam may share some of the schools of thought that I subscribe to, but I don’t use religion to advance liberalism. I don’t use religion to justify a lot of things; I use reasons instead. That’s why I’m not a Liberal Islam. The fact that I’m a liberal and a Muslim by birth doesn’t make me a subscriber to Liberal Islam.

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Society

[922] Of priestly class in Islam

The blog Volume of Interactions has a great blog entry which states something that I’ve been believing for the past few years. In his own words, he writes that Muslims are too reliant on “these religious ‘middle-men'”. I call these “religious middle-men” as the priestly class. More from the blog:

In Malaysia, we have large governmental organizations like JAIS, JAKIM, etc. making macro religious decisions for us. In our local mosques (and we tend to frequent the same mosques every week for the sake of convenience), micro religious decisions are made for us in the guise of sermons, prayer groups and neighbourhood councils.

We have ranks and ranks of imams/muftis/”learned” scholars between us and Allah — am i the only one who sees something wrong with this?

I’ve touched on the concept of priestly class a few months ago though that entry took a more general approach.

I actually didn’t want to blog on this issue and had planned to write about something else. However, an article at the New York Times encouraged me to change my plan. The article is titled “A Liberal Brother at Odds With the Muslim Brotherhood“:

MR. BANNA says one of the fundamental problems with religious leaders in Egypt is that they look to the interpretations of their ancestors and not to the Koran itself. To look directly at the book, and not at the words as interpreted by men living in a different time, would have a liberating effect, he says.

Word.

At one of the favorite blogs, Laputan Logic, he blogged on why Muslims prefer lunar calender to solar, far too long ago:

The Islamic calender on the other hand is never synchronized with the solar year because from its inception, special measures were taken to actually prevent this correction process from taking place. The intention behind this was to remove the need for expert knowledge when it came to determining the times and dates of religious observance, something that in the past had always been associated with the work of priests. This was a conscious decision by the founders of Islam as a way to prevent the rise of a priestly class or Church establishment within Islam, something to set it apart from other religions.

Unfortunately, the priestly class is taking over that job too, despite early Muslims’ deliberate attempt to not to let that happen.