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[144] Of UMIMSA hacked

I think I know who the hacker is. However, I’m not so sure.

UMIMSA has been hacked by hackers who claimed to be trill, Ado and hax0r. The hacking series started a few months ago with a few successful attempts in obtaining administrative access to UMIMSA’s domain.

By the way, I browsed around the site and found out that the password for the restricted area is SO easy. It took me less than ten minutes to figure out the username and the password.

Well, lesson learned I guess, or not. Nevertheless, the password is not the main issue as the parent directory was also hacked. Later, I tried to get some help at #hackers on dalNet but nobody was willing to help out. Anyway, these are the things that the hackers left. Just something left on the not-so-restricted directories.

a) trill owns this site now Leave Noobies!
b) Fuckin Noobs
c) owned 2k3
d) Scoob cries blood
e) i love you gia.
f) FUCK YOU
g) Hacked By Ado
h) lol
i) hax0r

I found hax0r’s nick somewhere on the parent directory. I do remember hax0r from somewhere but my memory is failing. Nevertheless, if hax0r is really is somebody that I am thinking of, too bad for the owner of the site.

p/s – http://www.cekediz.net/umimsa/news/comments.php?id=1320131461, and try some combination and password. It’s really easy. I say, it is some reckless work on the settings.

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[129] Of The __earthinc V1.3

…wats with all this fuss about aina ni?? haha finally u all know aina’s a hoe… i truly believe she IS a hoe… a HOEribbly smart girl, a HOEribbly good listener to her girlfriends’ countless neverending problems, a HOEribbly fun eatin partner…..even santa claus loves her…..HOE HOE HOE…. tsk tsk…. oh god help me sometimes i thinkk i am soo funny… anyways iv been bedridden for a whole week…

The result of random surfing…
Anyway, The __earthinc Version 1.3 is now here. The Links and Gallery are also updated but the pictures might be taken off due to space constraint. As much as I want to compress it and let it stay on the net, my time is way to precious too be spent on compressing the pictures one by one using Photoshop.

Well, bye, I have tons of homework and Solar Car things.

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[124] Of the President gives his two cents about Michigan’s case

Bush has just announced White House’s opinion on University of Michigan’s case. He is against affirmative action, or seems like it.

Bush is a polluter. So, seeing his popularity going down is good.

At the same time, the Democrat’s presidential candidate for 2005 is a Michigan graduate.

What an interesting coincidence.

Nevertheless, from my point of view, affirmative action is wrong. Affirmative action is simply a way of fighting one wrong with another wrong; much like realpolitik. Concerning Malaysia’s affirmative action, well, that’s a different case. It is simply the rights of the Malay. Whatever but here is a joke on Bush that I found while reading a forum concerning Bush’s stance on the issue. Enjoy but if you are a Republican, sorry for being too harsh.

I’m a Green remember?

Anyway, enjoy:

While visiting England, George W. Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people. He asks how she knows if they’re intelligent.”I do so by asking them the right questions,” says the Queen. “Allow me to demonstrate.”

She phones Tony Blair and says, “Mr. Prime Minister. Please answer this question: Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?”

Tony Blair responds, “It’s me, ma’am.”

“Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir,” says the Queen. She hangs up and says, “Did you get that, Mr. Bush?”

“Yes ma’am. Thanks a lot. I’ll definitely be using that!”

Upon returning to Washington, he decides he’d better put the Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the test. He summons Jesse Helms to the White House and says, “Senator Helms, I wonder if you can answer a question for me.”

“Why, of course, sir. What’s on your mind?”

“Uh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?”

Helms hems and haws and finally asks, “Can I think about it and get back to you?” Bush agrees, and Helms leaves. He immediately calls a meeting of other senior senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Helms calls Colin Powell at the State Department and explains his problem.

“Now look here Colin Powell, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother, or your sister. Who is it?” Powell answers immediately, “It’s me, of course, you dumb ass.”

Much relieved, Helms rushes back to the White House and exclaims, “I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It’s Colin Powell!” And Bush replies in disgust, “Wrong, you dumb ass, It’s Tony Blair!”

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[113] Of the Yearly Award

Behold. The first The __earthinc’s yearly award. Muahahaha.

Below are the things that, in my opinion, deserve to be mentioned before the year sets in the horizon.

The news of the year – United Nations’ weapon inspection on Iraq
Space news of the year – Ariane 5 explosion
Environmental news of the year – The sunken Prestige off Spain
Sport news of the year – US reached the World Cup 2002’s quarterfinal in Korea/Japan
Crap of the year – Football (reads soccer) shootouts cause heart attacks

Person of the year – George Bush
Joker of the year – George Bush
Loser of the year – The Democrats
Beauty of the year – Jennifer Aniston
Bitch of the year – Christina Aguilera
Fucker of the year – Ann Arbor Police
Critique of the year – Bal (give him a visit at bal.mit.edu)

News feeder of the year – Reuters

Computer of the year – None (Self-assembled is the best)
Quasi-computer of the year – Anything related to Apple Computers
Motherboard of the year – ASUS P4G8X
Processor of the year – AMD Athlon
Video card of the year – ATI Radeon 9500 Pro
Sound card of the year – Sound Blaster Audigy 2 Platinum
Speaker of the year – Creative Inspire 6.1
Mp3 player of the year (hardware) – NOMAD Jukebox Zen
OS of the year – MS Window XP
Programming language of the year – C++
Web browser of the year – IE 6
Firewall of the year – ZoneAlarm 3.0
Tracker of the year – VisualCare
AV of the year – Norton Anti-Virus 2002
Digicam of the year – Fuji FinePix 2650
Image editor of the year – Adobe Photoshop 7.0
HTML editor of the year – MS Notepad 5.1
Search engine of the year – Google
Portal of the year – Yahoo!
Messenger of the year – MSN Messenger 4.6
Media player of the year – RealOne
Mp3 player of the year (software) – Winamp 3
Game of the year – Star Wars Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast
Gamer of the year – Mohd Saiful Mohd Bohari (You wouldn’t believe how many ORIGINAL games he bought)
Weblog publisher of the year – Blogger.com
Weblog of the year – Samizdata.net

Fast food of the year – Subway
Restaurant of the year – Penang in Chicago
Coffee shop of the year – Starbuck
Pop of the year – Mountain Dew
Dining Hall of the year – South Quad

University of the year – University of Michigan
Campus of the year – Central Campus
Zoo of the year (Special Award) – University of Michigan North Campus
Reshall of the year – West Quad
Organization of the year – Solar Car Team
Workspace of the year – SCT’s workshop in Ypsilanti
Professor of the year – Myron Campbell
GSI/TA of the year – David Winn
Course of the year – EECS 280
Building of the year – Umich EECS Building
Hangout place of the year – Underground, Michigan League
Day of the year – Tuesday (It was EECS 280’s deadline)
Swear word of the year – Mother Fucker

Planet of the year – Saturn
City of the year – Chicago, Illinois
Mall of the year – Somerset in Troy, Michigan
Freeway of the year – I-90, USA
Street of the year – S. University St. in Ann Arbor, Michigan

Car of the year – Toyota Celica

Book of the year – The Turk by Tom Standage
Magazine of the year – Computer Shopper
Text book of the year – Savitch’s Absolute C++

Football team of the year – AC Milan
Sport site of the year – uefa.com
NCAAF team of the year – Iowa

Movie of the year – Lord of the Rings: Two Towers
Disappointment of the year – Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
Flop of the year -Jason X
Shit of the year – Jason X
Short Film of the year – BMWFilms.com’s The Hire
Cartoon of the year – South Park
Sitcom of the year – Friends
Group of the year – Tool
Song of the year – Broken by 12 Stones

Well, hope that wrap the year. Next year, I’ll take vote for some entries but this year, to hell with democracy I say.

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[106] Of ET R2

Found this over the net.

To the Star Wars fans, enjoy.