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[769] Of Ajax is off to the playoff!

Ajax Amsterdam has confirmed a place in the playoff for the second Dutch slot for next season’s Champions’ League. In last league game against RKC Waalwijk Ajax won 4 to 2, hence guaranteeing fourth place.

I’m still unclear whether Ajax will face Feyenoord or AZ but either way, Ajax will be facing a rival. Yes. You heard that right. For ages, there were the Big Three – Ajax, Feyenoord and PSV. With AZ, it’s becoming a Big Four instead and AZ has a real grudge against Ajax. Well, just it’s Chairman Dirk Schering. But he does really hates Ajax. And that rivalry has gone off the pitch.

Ajax’s Technical Director Martin van Geel has been handed a 5-year stadium ban. That means van Geel can’t be at AZ’s homeground. It’s ridiculous – even the Dutch soccer association, the KNVB commented on it:

KNVB director Henk Kesler has made crystal clear how he feels about the incident in today’s issue of De Telegraaf: “I was in my car when I heard about the stadium ban for Van Geel and I laughed so loud I almost crashed into a lamppost. For a second I thought it was an April Fool’s Day joke, but it’s a bit late for that. It is pretty absurd for a football club to hand a stadium ban to the technical director of another club. Was Martin van Geel involved in criminal activities for which a ban would normally be appropriate? This makes no sense whatsoever and Mr Scheringa is making a complete fool out of himself. Perhaps we should hand him a stadium ban for the remaining 37 stadiums in Dutch professional football.”

Regardless, it shows that this little rivalry is brewing up.

For the record, van Geel was AZ’s TD before he joins Ajax. To spice it up further, AZ’s current coach, Louis van Gaal was Ajax’s former TD. Sweet, eh?

Whatever it is, I feel it’s better for Ajax to kick Feyenoord’s ass instead. I don’t hate AZ as much as I hate Feyenoord or PSV, yet. Hence, the sweetness of kicking Feyenoord’s ass is greater than the sweetness of kicking AZ’s.

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Humor Liberty

[760] Of Pakistan temporarily blocked Wikipedia

Yesterday, in celebration of April Fools’ Day, lots of people, blogs, forums, you name it, played a joke. One of them was AsiaFinest – it claimed that the People’s Republic of China government banned the forum. Pretty convincing but it was April Fools’. But, hilariously, some fell for it!

But on the day before April 1st, it was all serious and so, Pakistani government went to work – they blocked all things Wikipedia. Not even a page about cuteness was accessible from Pakistan. The domain was blocked in entirety. From Blogcritics.org:

Today, 31 March 2006, the entire domain of Wikipedia.org, the free online encyclopaedia was blocked because one article of the massive 3.5 million topics covered on the website contained information pertaining to the controversial cartoons on the Prophet Muhammad. While the block appeared to be limited in duration, having been lifted at 20:00 (PST) seven hours after the initiation, the real issues remain about the future censorship of education and knowledge in Pakistan.

On Wikipedia:

…I don’t know if I should feel proud or embarassed…

Amen.

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Economics Humor

[758] Of April Fool’s Day

In Malaysia, it’s been roughly 50 minutes into April 1st. So, don’t believe everything that you, especially in the blogosphere. If things appears too good to be true, too surprising, too abrupt, too unbelievable, chances are, they are.

Oh yeah, I’m getting married. Oh, lucky me…

p/s – Lowyat.net officially adopt Flying Spaghetti Monsterism as its official religion. This also renders part of their forum inaccessible, annoyingly.

Wikipedia itself has plans for April Fool’s though it won’t make it to the front page until eastern standard time’s midnight. Don’t forget to check Wikipedia soon.

pp/s – just found out that Dell is acquiring Alienware.

Dell has agreed to purchase gaming PC maker Alienware, in a rare acquisition designed to improve Alienware’s supply chain and boost Dell’s standing among PC enthusiasts.

That sucks. I’ve always hated Dell but admire Alienware.

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Earthly Strip Environment

[756] Of Earthly Strip: Safe Smelly Water

On New Straits Times’ front page today: Analysis reveals tap water in Klang Valley safe to drink.

Mohd Hafiz Noor Shams. Some rights reserved

I think it’s safe too. Nobody has died so far.

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Earthly Strip Politics & government

[746] Of Earthly Strip: Insincere Poll

Did you read Saturday’s New Straits Times? The government just launched a “public opinion poll system”. More at NST:

The Government launched its public opinion poll system today, making Malaysia one of the few countries in the world where opinion polls are conducted by the public sector.

Prime Minister Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi launched the system, which uses the short messaging service (SMS) and the Internet, and said it was a professional and efficient way of obtaining public feedback.

The Public Complaints Bureau (PCB) is managing the polling system with the co-operation of telecommunications companies.

Using SMS, the public can submit their opinions on a given topic by keying in (for Biro Pengaduan Awam) and sending it to 36367.

They will receive a message which contains a question on the poll topic and multiple choice answers marked according to alphabets. They have to select the alphabet according to the answer of their choice and send it back to 36367.

A good effort but whatever it is, it needs to be sincere. Without sincerity, it will turn out like this:

Mohd Hafiz Noor Shams. Some rights reserved

To Singaporeans, happy voting and yeah, within this strip’s context of course.

p/s – Tried to follow Ajax-PSV match on www.tvants.com but the lag was unbearable. The match turned out to be 0-0. Many Ajacied expected a win but bah. Even those that watched the match think Ajax could have won. Still, next is Inter Milan.