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[828] Of cat, dog and god

A joke told by one of my friends on one peaceful Friday afternoon, not verbatim:

A dog has a human being to feed it, bathe it, pat it and give it everything. So, the dog thinks, “Hey, my master must be a god!”

A cat has a human to feed it, bathe it, pat it and give it everything. So, the cat thinks, “Hey, I must be a god!”

Joke asides, are you a dog or a cat?

Anyway, I’ll be leaving for Singapore soon. A day after I’m done with that tiny island, I’ll be leaving for Bangkok. Suffice to say, for the rest of the week, I won’t be in Malaysia. So, unless I’m able to connect to the internet, my blog would be sparsely updated.

During the duration of the World Cup, my blog get little visitors. And now, I’m leaving my blog behind. I hate that. I want all my visitors back. You stole my visitors World Cup! Damn you! And Italy too!

By the way, nicely done Zidane! You’re my hero!

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p/s – the 11th anniversary of the sinking of the Rainbow Warrior.

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Economics Humor

[821] Of witty quotations

I’m in the process of writing a long entry, inspired by… As an introduction, I want to share the following quotation by John Kenneth Galbraith :

In economics, the majority is always wrong.

Of course, Voltaire said:

A witty saying proves nothing.

Be right back, in a day or two… if there’s nothing to blog about before I’m done with that long entry.

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History & heritage Humor Photography

[800] Of to our glorious dead II

I wanted to blog something on economics and the environment but I unwarily caught myself some gems from my friends. Right now, I’m feeling terrible with a bad case of sore throat, a minor flu and an on and off headache. But I still want to blog. So, I cut down on the thinking part and post a picture instead.

Last April, I was at the Malaysian national monument complex. In Kuala Lumpur of course . Well, this is another picture from that complex. This time, it’s the actual picture of the main monument.

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At time of completion in February 1966, it was the largest bronze statue in the world. I’m uncertain which monument is the largest bronze statue in the world currently but one thing is certain though – Malaysians’ obsession with superlative is not of recent invention.The communist rebels really hated the Malaysians’ obsession that they bombed the monument in 1975. Nah. I’m kidding about the cause but the bombing did occur.

I like the silhouette against the blue sky. The burnt section however is not so admirable.

Finally, 20 squared times 2 is 800. God, I hate blowing my nose.

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p/s – Vegetarianism are conquering the world! Starting with India:

BOMBAY, India – Never mind pets, smokers or loud music at 2 a.m. House hunters in Bombay increasingly are being asked: “Do you eat meat?” If yes, the deal is off.

As this city of 16 million becomes the cosmopolitan main nerve of a booming Indian economy, real estate is increasingly intersecting with cuisine. More middle-class Indians are moving in, more of them are vegetarian, and the law is on their side.

“Some people are very strict. They won’t sell to a nonvegetarian even if he offers a higher price than a vegetarian,” said real estate broker Norbert Pinto.

Damn. Vegs are capable of discrimination! The shock! The horror!

I’ve had always thought vegetarians are the nicest people around. Well, that’s another one of my stereotypes smashed to pieces. Come to think of it, I wonder how I had developed a thinking that accepts vegetarians-are-the-nicest-people. It probably due to one of my political biases.

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Humor Society Sports

[794] Of Pope and birth rate

The Pope yesterday cites secularism as the reason why Canada is having a low birth rate. More:

VATICAN CITY – Pope Benedict XVI said Saturday that low birth rates in Canada are the result of the “pervasive effects of secularism” and asked the country’s bishops to counter the trend by preaching the truth of Christ.

Benedict, who has spoken out several times in favor of large families, blamed Canada’s low birth rate on social ills and moral ambiguities that result from secular ideology.

Heh. And I blame the Pope (well, Vatican to be precise) for causing overpopulation and hence, shortage of food in Africa.

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p/s – Haha! Just discovered that Scott Adams blogs! Adams is the author of Dilbert but who doesn’t know that?

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pp/s – sucks. MSU gets on front page today at Wikipedia. I won’t bother linking to our intrastate rival.

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Economics Humor

[789] Of Islamic economics and gold standard

In mainstream economics, it’s very hard to not discuss interest rate. The idea of interest rate in mainstream economics is so prevalent that if a person successfully pushed the idea of interest rate out of all equations, chances are, modern economic system would undergo a radical transformation, for better or for worse. In Islam, there’s an explicit prohibition of usury . I don’t consider modern-day interest rates as usury but rather, accept usury as unreasonable interest rates, such as those enforced by loan shacks; not rates imposed by proper financial institutions that are based on economic fundamentals. However, if a person really wants to err on the conservative side, it’s really hard for me to reconcile modern economics that I’m acquainted of with Islamic economics. But it occurred to me recently that there might be a way to reduce the presence of interest rates in an economic system. There are probably more than one way but I’ll touch only one.

First, let’s get down to basic.

There are a number of causes why interest rate exists. One of them is inflationary expectation. At the same time, inflation is caused by several reasons. One of them is the increase of money supply. Some people may not agree to that but let’s just assume that the monetarists, the Austrians and the supply-side people have the upper hand over Keynesians.

When inflation is going up, it’s typical to hear a corresponding central bank to increase interest rate; nominal interest rate. A real interest rate is roughly equivalent to nominal interest rate subtracted by inflation. Because inflation necessarily erodes real interest rate, increasing the nominal interest rate prevents the real interest rate from falling too much or at all. For this reason – and other unstated reasons – interest and inflation rate are closely related.

Keeping this in mind and the fact that Islam forbids usury – assuming usury includes those rates that I don’t consider as usury – adopting the gold standard is a logical solution to reduce the differences between Islamic and mainstream economic system .

According to Wikipedia, the “gold standard is a monetary system in which the standard economic unit of account is a fixed weight of gold.” In a gold standard, every note issued by a government is backed by gold. This limits or outright eliminates a government’s ability to increase money supply, unlike fiat currency. Again, since one of the causes of inflation is money supply increase, adopting the gold standard eliminates inflation and with it, a cause for interest rate. Of course, this is assuming that the price of gold itself is free from inflation, which it is not. But the price of gold is relatively stable for us to not think too much of it. Gold is a reliable store of value.

Because gold standard eliminates a need – I stress, not all – to have interest rate, I’d expect those that want to build a more Islamic society to support a reversion to the pre-Bretton Woods period; back to the gold standard. Or any standard that takes away the government’s power to increase money supply.

The standard however is not free of fault. It has its own set of problems but I’m not planning to go into that. One question is, do I want to revert back to the gold standard?

Well, I’m pretty happy with the current system. No point fixing something that ain’t broken, yet.

Finally, do you notice something? This practically means there’s a policy overlap between conservative Muslims and objectivists! The causes for support differ but the end result is the same nonetheless. That’s just weird.

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p/s – holy shit. Did you guys see how those shares at the local stock market fell today? Words on the streets have it that it has something to do with Iris. The Security Commissions along with Bursa Malaysia’s effort to curb excessive speculations over Iris might have spilled over to many other counters. I haven’t seen so many reds in recent local history!

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pp/s – I am the very model of a modern wikipedian.