Heh:

It describes my life.
Too good to let it pass peacefully:
SIR — The problem of Greece’s refusal to agree to the name of ”Macedonia” for its northern neighbour is easily solved (”The game of the name”, December 8th). Let Macedonia be admitted to various international bodies under the title of ”The Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia”, as Greece demands, but on condition that Greece itself be reseated under the name ”The Former Turkish Province of Greece”. An additional advantage of this solution would be that the two countries would sit side-by-side in the United Nations, thereby facilitating constructive private discussions, or fisticuffs according to the mood of the day.
David Brewer
Puslinch, Canada [On urban populations, secularism, international law, cocaine, Macedonia, computers, Alaska. The Economist. January 3 2008]
Witty.
When I read an article relating to the resignation of Chua Soi Lek in The Star today…:

…I just could not resist it:

I just love the Prime Minister. He gives too many opportunities for humor. Perhaps, he aims to rival the current US President!
Yup. According to Merriam-Webster, much to the delight of a generation of l337-speaking d00d, w00t — yes, w00t with two zeros — is the word of the year.
Well, w00t?
Ever wonder what?
Well, a true-blue libertarian would exercise his right to bear arms and wait for a chance to shoot Santa for trespassing private property.
Hey Santa! Merry Christmas! BAMN!
Oh, wait, wait. Merry Eid-mas! (That would make somebody scream in horror! LOL!)