{"id":830,"date":"2006-07-10T10:17:00","date_gmt":"2006-07-10T10:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/maddruid.com\/wp\/?p=830"},"modified":"2006-10-09T22:43:53","modified_gmt":"2006-10-09T14:43:53","slug":"828-of-cat-dog-and-god","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maddruid.com\/?p=830","title":{"rendered":"[828] Of cat, dog and god"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A joke told by one of my friends on one peaceful Friday afternoon, not verbatim:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A dog has a human being to feed it, bathe it, pat it and give it everything. So, the dog thinks, &#8220;Hey, my master must be a god!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>A cat has a human to feed it, bathe it, pat it and give it everything. So, the cat thinks, &#8220;Hey, I must be a god!&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Joke asides, are you a dog or a cat?<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I&#8217;ll be leaving for Singapore soon. A day after I&#8217;m done with that tiny island, I&#8217;ll be leaving for Bangkok. Suffice to say, for the rest of the week, I won&#8217;t be in Malaysia. So, unless I&#8217;m able to connect to the internet, my blog would be sparsely updated.<\/p>\n<p>During the duration of the World Cup, my blog get little visitors. And now, I&#8217;m leaving my blog behind. I hate that. I want all my visitors back. You stole my visitors World Cup! Damn you! And Italy too!<\/p>\n<p>By the way, nicely done Zidane! You&#8217;re my hero!<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Mohd Hafiz Noor Shams. Some rights reserved\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.maddruid.com\/Graphics\/reusable\/the__earthinc.png?w=580\" \/> <img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Mohd Hafiz Noor Shams. Some rights reserved\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.maddruid.com\/Graphics\/reusable\/the__earthinc.png?w=580\" \/> <img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Mohd Hafiz Noor Shams. Some rights reserved\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.maddruid.com\/Graphics\/reusable\/the__earthinc.png?w=580\" \/><\/p>\n<p>p\/s &#8211; the 11th anniversary of the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Sinking_of_the_Rainbow_Warrior\">sinking of the Rainbow Warrior<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A joke told by one of my friends on one peaceful Friday afternoon, not verbatim: A dog has a human being to feed it, bathe it, pat it and give it everything. So, the dog thinks, &#8220;Hey, my master must be a god!&#8221; A cat has a human to feed it, bathe it, pat it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,1,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-830","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-environment","category-humor","category-travels"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maddruid.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/830","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maddruid.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maddruid.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maddruid.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maddruid.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=830"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maddruid.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/830\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maddruid.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=830"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maddruid.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=830"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maddruid.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=830"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}