{"id":706,"date":"2006-01-10T00:12:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-10T00:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/maddruid.com\/wp\/?p=706"},"modified":"2006-10-09T17:00:27","modified_gmt":"2006-10-09T09:00:27","slug":"704-of-cat-attack-due-to-ammonia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maddruid.com\/?p=706","title":{"rendered":"[704] Of cat attack due to ammonia!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As in right now, there are just too many cats <a rel=\"tag\" href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/cat\">(tag)<\/a> around me.<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"1\" alt=\"Mohd Hafiz Noor Shams. Some rights reserved\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.maddruid.com\/Graphics\/20060110catAttack.jpg?w=580\" \/><\/div>\n<p>Cute but too many nonetheless. And they are starting to get on my fragile nerves. I think I&#8217;ll cook some for dinner. Wait, I can&#8217;t cook. Oh well. Life is just an experiment and so is cooking. Yeah. A sacrifice for Eid. Muahahaha. Alright. I&#8217;m getting a bit crazy. <a href=\"http:\/\/thestar.com.my\/news\/story.asp?file=\/2006\/1\/10\/nation\/13069264&#038;sec=nation&#038;focus=1\">Too much ammonia<\/a>, you know. It might affect sanity, sometimes.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>LABIS: More than 300 people overcome by ammonia fumes caused by a chemical reaction at a nearby illegal dumpsite fled their homes yesterday.<\/p>\n<p>The gas prompted residents living near Sungai Gatom to evacuate their homes.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Haha, I still remember that it&#8217;s NH<sub>3<\/sub>! Or was that ammonium?<\/p>\n<p>I wonder how a cat meat would taste like when cooked with ammonia. Won&#8217;t be too kind to the tongue I presume. You&#8217;ll never know until you try, eh? Let&#8217;s do it.<\/p>\n<p>Lame and not funny.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As in right now, there are just too many cats (tag) around me. Cute but too many nonetheless. And they are starting to get on my fragile nerves. I think I&#8217;ll cook some for dinner. Wait, I can&#8217;t cook. Oh well. Life is just an experiment and so is cooking. Yeah. A sacrifice for Eid. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,15,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-706","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-environment","category-kitchen-sink","category-photography"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maddruid.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/706","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maddruid.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maddruid.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maddruid.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maddruid.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=706"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maddruid.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/706\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maddruid.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=706"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maddruid.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=706"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maddruid.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=706"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}