{"id":650,"date":"2005-11-02T08:54:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-02T08:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/maddruid.com\/wp\/?p=650"},"modified":"2006-10-08T15:30:18","modified_gmt":"2006-10-08T15:30:18","slug":"668-of-annoying-explosions-and-brats-that-cause-the-explosions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maddruid.com\/?p=650","title":{"rendered":"[648] Of annoying explosions and brats that cause the explosions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One thing that I hate about Eid in Malaysia is excessive noise due to firecrackers. Don&#8217;t get me wrong. I love firecrackers. I really do, especially roman candles. Noise is an inescapable part of enjoying firecrackers. Still, if people want to play it, especially the ones that go kaboom, I strongly suggest those people to exercise their right of having fun somewhere out of any residential area.<\/p>\n<p>I cringe every time an explosion blared during a relatively calm night. Unsuspected explosions always step up my heart tempo. I minor heart attack if you will. And I think Kuala Lumpur this time around has more explosions than Baghdad, albeit less deadly.<\/p>\n<p>And there you go. Another one had just gone off, along with a couple seconds of my life.<\/p>\n<p>Seriously, a lot of people that are playing firecrackers are inconsiderate buggers. Since these people being blithely discourteous, from now on, I promise myself that I am going to treat myself with a bar of chocolate each time a brat loses his or her finger, eye or dick.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, I hope you damned buggers lose your dick with a spectacular show of rainbow and some decibels to match it.<\/p>\n<p>Hear me, if you&#8217;re in Kuala Lumpur, go to the lake garden or somewhere secluded for your activity. Or better yet, join the Al-Qaeda or American foreign legionnaires in Iraq or Hamas&#8217; and Israeli in Israel &#8211; I don&#8217;t care which side, any will get you dead, pronto, almost; that&#8217;s good enough for me &#8211; and make all the booms you want.<\/p>\n<p>And what the hell the police is doing? It&#8217;s supposed to be illegal to sell firecrackers out in the public, much less playing contrabands in the public.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One thing that I hate about Eid in Malaysia is excessive noise due to firecrackers. Don&#8217;t get me wrong. I love firecrackers. I really do, especially roman candles. Noise is an inescapable part of enjoying firecrackers. Still, if people want to play it, especially the ones that go kaboom, I strongly suggest those people to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-650","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-liberty","category-society"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maddruid.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/650","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maddruid.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maddruid.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maddruid.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maddruid.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=650"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maddruid.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/650\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maddruid.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=650"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maddruid.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=650"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maddruid.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=650"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}