{"id":268,"date":"2003-12-15T00:36:40","date_gmt":"2003-12-15T00:36:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/maddruid.com\/wp\/?p=268"},"modified":"2009-04-04T16:54:37","modified_gmt":"2009-04-04T08:54:37","slug":"107146664226864160","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maddruid.com\/?p=268","title":{"rendered":"[266] Of liberating South Quad"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Testing ssh\/sftp.With A2 covered in snow, West Quad will liberate South Quad from its ugly residents. And to AAPD, you are on my list.<\/p>\n<p>p\/s &#8211; a joke that I would like to share. It&#8217;s an environmentalist joke taken from <a href=\"http:\/\/groups.google.com\/groups?dq=&amp;hl=en&amp;lr=&amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;c2coff=1&amp;th=cec66fb697106dbc\">alt.politics.greens<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>This is true :<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Women use all this toxic crap called make-up, soaps, perfume, etc. etc. all this stuff to make their ugly faces even uglier.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Some &#8220;beauty stuff&#8221; is really highly toxic! Poisonous! Deadly!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>They shower 5 times a day and pollute the environment with all this stuff every day.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>They eat lots of diet stuff and other chemicals to become thin (means more ugly) or need medicine against headaches and other crap and piss and shit a lot of highly toxic chemicals because of this.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>They probably are full of radioactive isotopes, this radioactive crap is used for this beauty stuff.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>They also live longer and have more time for pollution.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Their highly toxic corpses will pollute the ground after their death, even bacteria and worms won&#8217;t eat them.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Men don&#8217;t use all this &#8220;beauty crap&#8221; and real men only shower once a week. Men don&#8217;t eat all this toxic diet and beauty and anti-headache crap.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>And man die sooner, have less time to pollute the world.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>The maggots and the worms have no problems with eating male corpses.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>So we should treat women like nuclear waste and move their highly toxic bodies beneath the earth, deep beneath the sea or send them to Outer Space.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Less women means less pollution.This is true! Ask scientists.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Women should either stop to use this toxic crap to become less dangerous or must face the consequences (life in anti-radiation security chambers or life in space).<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>ABN<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Testing ssh\/sftp.With A2 covered in snow, West Quad will liberate South Quad from its ugly residents. And to AAPD, you are on my list. p\/s &#8211; a joke that I would like to share. It&#8217;s an environmentalist joke taken from alt.politics.greens This is true : Women use all this toxic crap called make-up, soaps, perfume, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-268","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maddruid.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/268","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maddruid.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maddruid.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maddruid.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maddruid.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=268"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maddruid.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/268\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3440,"href":"https:\/\/maddruid.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/268\/revisions\/3440"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maddruid.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=268"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maddruid.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=268"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maddruid.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=268"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}