{"id":199,"date":"2003-08-16T16:21:27","date_gmt":"2003-08-16T16:21:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/maddruid.com\/wp\/?p=199"},"modified":"2006-10-07T17:29:24","modified_gmt":"2006-10-07T17:29:24","slug":"106106528704687776","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maddruid.com\/?p=199","title":{"rendered":"[197] Of hooray for the return of electricity to Michigan and the most of the Northeast"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Something to celebrate for the return of electricity.<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s sing Blame Canada!<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Times have changed, our kids are getting worse<br \/>\nThey won&#8217;t obey their parents they just want to fart and curse<\/p>\n<p>Should we blame the government?<br \/>\nOr blame society?<br \/>\nOr should we blame the images on TV?<\/p>\n<p>No, blame Canada, blame Canada<br \/>\nWith all their beedy little eyes have packed thier heads so full of lies,<br \/>\nBlame Canada, blame Canada,<br \/>\nWe need to form a full assault its canadas fault<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t blame me for my son Stan he saw the darn cartoon and now hes of to join the klan<\/p>\n<p>And my boy Eric once had my picture on his shelf but now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself<\/p>\n<p>Well?<\/p>\n<p>Blame Canada, blame Canada, it seems that everythings gone wrong since Canada came along, blame Canada, blame Canada<br \/>\nThey&#8217;re not even a real country anyway<\/p>\n<p>My son could have been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbeque<br \/>\nShould we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire?<br \/>\nOr the doctors who allowed him to expire<\/p>\n<p>Heck no, blame Canada, blame Canada, with all their hockey hollabaloo<\/p>\n<p>And that bitch Ann Murray too<br \/>\nBlame Canada, shame on Canada, for the smut we must stuff the<br \/>\ntrash we must stash the laughter and fuck must all be undone we must blame them the cause of fuss before<br \/>\nsomebody thinks of blaming us.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>p\/s &#8211; Ohio should take the blame too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Something to celebrate for the return of electricity. Let&#8217;s sing Blame Canada! Times have changed, our kids are getting worse They won&#8217;t obey their parents they just want to fart and curse Should we blame the government? Or blame society? Or should we blame the images on TV? No, blame Canada, blame Canada With all [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-199","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-politics-government"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maddruid.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maddruid.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maddruid.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maddruid.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maddruid.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=199"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maddruid.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maddruid.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=199"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maddruid.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=199"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maddruid.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=199"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}