{"id":1490,"date":"2007-12-24T14:55:55","date_gmt":"2007-12-24T06:55:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/maddruid.com\/?p=1490"},"modified":"2009-03-16T17:37:09","modified_gmt":"2009-03-16T09:37:09","slug":"1485-of-what-would-a-libertarian-do-on-christmas-eve","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maddruid.com\/?p=1490","title":{"rendered":"[1485] Of what would a libertarian do on Christmas Eve?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ever wonder what?<\/p>\n<p>Well, a true-blue libertarian would exercise his right to bear arms and wait for a chance to shoot Santa for trespassing private property.<\/p>\n<p>Hey Santa! Merry Christmas! BAMN!<\/p>\n<p>Oh, wait, wait. Merry Eid-mas! (That would make somebody scream in horror! LOL!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ever wonder what? Well, a true-blue libertarian would exercise his right to bear arms and wait for a chance to shoot Santa for trespassing private property. Hey Santa! Merry Christmas! BAMN! Oh, wait, wait. Merry Eid-mas! (That would make somebody scream in horror! LOL!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,4],"tags":[361,1737],"class_list":["post-1490","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-liberty","tag-christmas","tag-libertarianism"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maddruid.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1490","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maddruid.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maddruid.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maddruid.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maddruid.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1490"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/maddruid.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1490\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3121,"href":"https:\/\/maddruid.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1490\/revisions\/3121"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maddruid.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1490"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maddruid.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1490"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maddruid.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1490"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}