{"id":14296,"date":"2014-04-25T12:17:48","date_gmt":"2014-04-25T04:17:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/maddruid.com\/?p=14296"},"modified":"2014-04-25T14:35:38","modified_gmt":"2014-04-25T06:35:38","slug":"2733-todays-friday-sermon-will-be-about","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maddruid.com\/?p=14296","title":{"rendered":"[2733] Today&#8217;s Friday sermon will be about&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It is that part of the week again when government-sanctioned mosques deliver government-prepared sermons to all Muslims beforeFriday prayer. Here, I give you a chance to guess what will the topic be today. Hurry. The sermon will be due in an hour. You can choose up to two options.<\/p>\n<div id=\"polls-15\" class=\"wp-polls\">\n\t\t<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>What will the topic of today's Friday sermon be?<\/strong><\/p><div id=\"polls-15-ans\" class=\"wp-polls-ans\"><ul class=\"wp-polls-ul\">\n\t\t<li>Goods and services tax is good for us all <small>(7%, 1 Votes)<\/small><div class=\"pollbar\" style=\"width: 7%;\" title=\"Goods and services tax is good for us all (7% | 1 Votes)\"><\/div><\/li>\n\t\t<li>Hudud is good <small>(13%, 2 Votes)<\/small><div class=\"pollbar\" style=\"width: 13%;\" title=\"Hudud is good (13% | 2 Votes)\"><\/div><\/li>\n\t\t<li>Supporting the government is an obligation <small>(0%, 0 Votes)<\/small><div class=\"pollbar\" style=\"width: 1%;\" title=\"Supporting the government is an obligation (0% | 0 Votes)\"><\/div><\/li>\n\t\t<li>Income tax deadline is coming up. Remember to file your tax and fulfill your obligation <small>(0%, 0 Votes)<\/small><div class=\"pollbar\" style=\"width: 1%;\" title=\"Income tax deadline is coming up. Remember to file your tax and fulfill your obligation (0% | 0 Votes)\"><\/div><\/li>\n\t\t<li>Jews are the scourges of the world <small>(0%, 0 Votes)<\/small><div class=\"pollbar\" style=\"width: 1%;\" title=\"Jews are the scourges of the world (0% | 0 Votes)\"><\/div><\/li>\n\t\t<li>Other non-Muslims are the scourges of the world <small>(13%, 2 Votes)<\/small><div class=\"pollbar\" style=\"width: 13%;\" title=\"Other non-Muslims are the scourges of the world (13% | 2 Votes)\"><\/div><\/li>\n\t\t<li>Christians are trying to confuse Muslims <small>(20%, 3 Votes)<\/small><div class=\"pollbar\" style=\"width: 20%;\" title=\"Christians are trying to confuse Muslims (20% | 3 Votes)\"><\/div><\/li>\n\t\t<li>Liberalism is the scourge of the world <small>(0%, 0 Votes)<\/small><div class=\"pollbar\" style=\"width: 1%;\" title=\"Liberalism is the scourge of the world (0% | 0 Votes)\"><\/div><\/li>\n\t\t<li>Communism is the scourge of the world <small>(0%, 0 Votes)<\/small><div class=\"pollbar\" style=\"width: 1%;\" title=\"Communism is the scourge of the world (0% | 0 Votes)\"><\/div><\/li>\n\t\t<li>The Great Satan is visiting Malaysia. Be careful! <small>(13%, 2 Votes)<\/small><div class=\"pollbar\" style=\"width: 13%;\" title=\"The Great Satan is visiting Malaysia. Be careful! (13% | 2 Votes)\"><\/div><\/li>\n\t\t<li>LGBTs are sinful people <small>(0%, 0 Votes)<\/small><div class=\"pollbar\" style=\"width: 1%;\" title=\"LGBTs are sinful people (0% | 0 Votes)\"><\/div><\/li>\n\t\t<li>Illegal gatherings are illegal! <small>(20%, 3 Votes)<\/small><div class=\"pollbar\" style=\"width: 20%;\" title=\"Illegal gatherings are illegal! (20% | 3 Votes)\"><\/div><\/li>\n\t\t<li>Free speech is bad <small>(0%, 0 Votes)<\/small><div class=\"pollbar\" style=\"width: 1%;\" title=\"Free speech is bad (0% | 0 Votes)\"><\/div><\/li>\n\t\t<li>There is no such thing as absolute freedom <small>(7%, 1 Votes)<\/small><div class=\"pollbar\" style=\"width: 7%;\" title=\"There is no such thing as absolute freedom (7% | 1 Votes)\"><\/div><\/li>\n\t\t<li>Others <small>(7%, 1 Votes)<\/small><div class=\"pollbar\" style=\"width: 7%;\" title=\"Others (7% | 1 Votes)\"><\/div><\/li>\n\t\t<\/ul><p style=\"text-align: center;\">Total Voters: <strong>9<\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n\t\t<input type=\"hidden\" id=\"poll_15_nonce\" name=\"wp-polls-nonce\" value=\"7d6f9b33dd\" \/>\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"polls-15-loading\" class=\"wp-polls-loading\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/maddruid.com\/wp\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-polls\/images\/loading.gif?resize=16%2C16&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" alt=\"Loading ...\" title=\"Loading ...\" class=\"wp-polls-image\" \/>&nbsp;Loading ...<\/div>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It is that part of the week again when government-sanctioned mosques deliver government-prepared sermons to all Muslims beforeFriday prayer. Here, I give you a chance to guess what will the topic be today. Hurry. The sermon will be due in an hour. 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