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[2798] Guess the scoreline for Malaysia-Saudi Arabia match

UAE scored 10 goals against Malaysia in the World Cup qualification. That is right. Ten against none. It is such a happy coincidence given the 1MDB and Najib scandals. It is UAE of all countries, the country which somebody sold Malaysia to.

But up next in the schedule, for September 8, is Saudi Arabia, which is probably as tough as UAE. So…

Malaysia versus Saudi Arabia. What will the result be?

  • Malaysia to win! (0%, 0 Votes)
  • A draw (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Lose by a goal or two (4%, 1 Votes)
  • Lose by 3-5 goals (22%, 5 Votes)
  • Lose by 6-10 goals (22%, 5 Votes)
  • Lose by 11-700,000,000 goals (13%, 3 Votes)
  • I have never taken these goals for personal gain (39%, 9 Votes)

Total Voters: 23

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[2404] So far, shitty offense, shitty defense but great goalkeeping

Any Malaysian who identifies with Malaysia will be watching the Malaysia-Singapore soccer match right now. It is not really about Malaysia trying to qualify for the next round of the 2014 World Cup. It is just Singapore.

The first leg was electric although the Malaysia defense was disappointing. The second leg so far is just disappointing, with the exception of the spectacular Khairul Fahmi Che Mat. I am at a loss at why he was not fielded down for the first leg.

The first half of the ongoing game can be summed up in 6 words: shitty offense, shitty defense but great goalkeeping. Like I said, Khairul Fahmi Che Mat is spectacularly marvelous. If this were Championship Manager, he could get a rating of 8 out of 10, with others between 4, 5 and 6.

I hope the second half is different. Malaysia needs at least 2 goals, given in the first leg, Singapore won 5-3. The only good news are that Malaysia has 45 more minutes, obviously, and is enjoying away-goal advantage. The team better make good use of that.