March 21st, 2012 by Hafiz Noor Shams
Money, my honey,
buys you a pony,
and if you’re lucky,
it’ll buy you a lackey.
-  The Parliament stops time
In the world of the Parliament,
and in the business of amendments,
they can buy time,
with a measly dime.
-  Of the Madrid bombing
The atmosphere at Amer's while Madrid in chaos.
Peace is elusive,
as well as exclusive,
tell me is that true,
or is it I that rue?
-  Of all your base are belong to us
Well, that's it.
The incumbent won about 9/10; that's a lot more than 2/3, or taking a little jock, significantly different from 50.1%.
Though I'm glad...
-  Democrats for Santorum!
Saint Santorum needed Michigan,
But he couldn't get enough Republicans,
"Damn it Mitt," said the senator,
"I'm going with the Democrat electors."
-  To our dear industry regulators
Dear Securities Commission,
your study guide sucks,
full of typos and omissions,
it's worth only some muck.
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