Categories
Poetry Politics & government

[2508] Democrats for Santorum!

Saint Santorum needed Michigan,
But he couldn’t get enough Republicans,
“Damn it Mitt,” said the senator,
“I’m going with the Democrat electors.”

Categories
Economics Poetry

[2507] And the Bloomberg ticker is…

Oh forlorn college days,
of frustrating algorithm on silly Matlab,
Did the hard work really pay?
Bloomberg does it with a keyboard tab.